Well loyal Platonic Poker fans. What a month we have had! Not only did I have my most successful month of the year but I also started the best and most viewed poker blog of all time. TY all you muppets for reading this even if all you do is try to rip into me. One word : JEALOUS.
So after a solid month of grinding I have news for all you fish. Grinding for 6-8 hrs per day has meant I played for a total of around 180 hours this month.
I don’t mind you mocking my modest earnings but this blog is designed to let everyone KNOW THE TRUTH.
So, this month...
TOTAL EARNINGS= £345
TOTAL RAKEBACK= £925
TOTAL BONUSES= £250
TOTAL FOR MONTH = £1520
SO EAT THAT ALL YOU BOTTOM FEEDING FISH. GET BACK TO 3P 6P YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
Lets take a look at the year so far...
January = £1388
Febuary = £1445
March = £1502
April = £45.23 (SO MANY BAD BEATS THIS MONTH, FISH GETTING LUCKY AND MAYBE SOME SLIGHT TILT FROM ME)
May = £1520
To be honest I'm sick of all the moronic comments getting left for me. Some UNI DROP OUT even decided to have a go at me! ha ha h a hah ha ha!!! at least i got my degree you fucking mug. WINNERS NEVER QUIT, QUITTERS NEVER WIN. Looks like you are a big massive loser at life as well as probably at poker. You know who you are, fucking MUG. Get a job you stupid fuckwhit you'll need it when the student loan runs out and mummy chucks you out!!! ah ha ha ha ha hah ahahahahaha
untill next time.... this is the undisputed KING of low stakes hold 'em of crypto signing out.