Sunday, 1 June 2008

Well thats May over... what a month!

Well loyal Platonic Poker fans. What a month we have had! Not only did I have my most successful month of the year but I also started the best and most viewed poker blog of all time. TY all you muppets for reading this even if all you do is try to rip into me. One word : JEALOUS.

So after a solid month of grinding I have news for all you fish. Grinding for 6-8 hrs per day has meant I played for a total of around 180 hours this month.
I don’t mind you mocking my modest earnings but this blog is designed to let everyone KNOW THE TRUTH.

So, this month...
TOTAL EARNINGS= £345
TOTAL RAKEBACK= £925
TOTAL BONUSES= £250
TOTAL FOR MONTH = £1520

SO EAT THAT ALL YOU BOTTOM FEEDING FISH. GET BACK TO 3P 6P YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.

Lets take a look at the year so far...
January = £1388
Febuary = £1445
March = £1502
April = £45.23 (SO MANY BAD BEATS THIS MONTH, FISH GETTING LUCKY AND MAYBE SOME SLIGHT TILT FROM ME)
May = £1520

To be honest I'm sick of all the moronic comments getting left for me. Some UNI DROP OUT even decided to have a go at me! ha ha h a hah ha ha!!! at least i got my degree you fucking mug. WINNERS NEVER QUIT, QUITTERS NEVER WIN. Looks like you are a big massive loser at life as well as probably at poker. You know who you are, fucking MUG. Get a job you stupid fuckwhit you'll need it when the student loan runs out and mummy chucks you out!!! ah ha ha ha ha hah ahahahahaha

untill next time.... this is the undisputed KING of low stakes hold 'em of crypto signing out.
PLATONIC___

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

everytime you speak,you dig yourself deeper into a hole you clown.that entry just shows how easily satisfied you are with your pathetic results for the year.i bet that uni dropout is spendin his time more constructively than u even if he just gets up and drinks tennents super all day then throws up and goes to bed

get a life u prick

Anonymous said...

think u can prob knock £150 off,hills aint payin £250 anymore

how fuckin sad to be reliant on bonuses

Platonic_ said...

ha ha ha ha. Naa ill be getting £250 cos im sponsored by will hill

Anonymous said...

not sure why your laughin,i get paid twice as much cause i play Inter,£500 for 5000mpps,and then same again at other skins.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha

Look son you come on my blog and start abusing me? Telling me i dont know who the fuck you are?

I will tell you now exactly who you are, you are nothing more than a jumped up little keyboard fucking warrior who is about 21 / 22 and is having his first taste of gambling. So keep spouting your mouth off at me son,

And as for the comments about ED " he loses more than he wins" oh really so thats why he has what he has at the age of 22 and your still living at home with your crack whore mother?

Look son a little bit of advice of you pipe down before you say somthing you will regret

Anonymous said...

I'm a shirtlifter.
Wstrutt

Anonymous said...

6 tables 10p/20p NL?Thats about
£3/hr rakeback at 30%,£925 rakeback is 300 hrs then at least

Anonymous said...

SORRY TO DISTURB BUT THIS IS LOWFIELDS,THERES A PIECE OF DOG SHIT NEAR MY HOUSE U MISSED WHEN U DID YOUR ROUND TODAY,COME ROUND AND FUCKIN PICK IT UP ELSE ILL WIPE IT INTO YOUR CARAVAN WINDOWS AND YOUR FACE

spudsalad said...

"pipe down before you say something you will regret" - HAHAHAHA. Scray stuff from a drop out no hoper! Dont be intimidated by him plato! GL at the tables this month.

Anonymous said...

Platonic,you are a fuckin wanker and so is your carvavan,and so is everyone else who plays crypto,Wurthers

Anonymous said...

i just wanna openly declare "i am gay"if thats ok,thanks,
__sp__

gyposdog said...

wow what a pissy existence on 1500 hundred a month, dont know how u can survive on that think youd be better off getting a day job and quiting poker you ginger bastard die slow prick

MRPINKS said...

Please post your Pokertracker stats to plove these profits LOL?

If you can do this i will give you a big appology.

You are the most redicolous player i have ever seen lol

PlatFan #1 said...

I dont play poker but saw my mate laughing at this... Only thing better than the blog is the fuckin furious comments underneath. Trolling for England! Best of luck at the tables big guy

Anonymous said...

ive seen ure play plat prob the worst ive ever seen also ever thought about buying a wig??

Rob said...

think u can prob knock £150 off,hills aint payin £250 anymore how fuckin sad to be reliant on bonuses