Saturday 24 January 2009

Should i play Gulkines?

Gruffnuts,

So far this year ive won £8.2k(plus rakeback)with a winrate of 16.78bb/100,def movin up next month.Im actually tempted to just jump straight in at the deep end and play Gulkines on 100/200,i know i have the beating of him,but in the event i get unlucky to,i would be broke and building again from 1p/2p with the likes of 1out1der.An idea i have,is maybe a few of my fans or shrewd investors see an oppurtunity here to get rich,and maybe someone,or a group,could stake me?Or stake me for 50%?

Ok back to my other business, need to get a bath,Miss.Sweden comin round for a mid day shag,even though im still fucked from the bird that just left,just hope can get it finished before my Mum gets back home,else shes in for a suprise,

Over and out,

Your hero and king of the gruffnuts,
Plat

Monday 19 January 2009

MOVING UP NEXT MONTH

Gruffnuts,

I'm shaggin much more these days,so havent got too much time for new posts,im still crucifying the games though ,and will be moving up to 50p/£1 in February.

Found the Nigerian girl before she left,no chance of my cash back but i gave her a few slaps and took her jewelry,and yes that Swede was 18,i was out by 1 year?Does that make it a lie?I'm shaggin her tonight actually.

Other than that,not much too add,had an eventful day fightin up in Manchester for the Chelsea game with United,i challenged a few Man Utd gruffnuts from the poker site to come and mouth off to me in person like they do at the tables,and not one had the balls to turn up,wankers!

Platonic

Thursday 15 January 2009

tinyjoyce spotted at $500nl

Taking a big pot off that moron "bluecheek".

£20nl REPRESENT.

Tuesday 13 January 2009

Soft Verges

So I’m walking down the road
And heading towards me
Is somebody I know
But not like a brother
He’s seen me, and we both realise
That we’re going to have to put into operation
The tricky manoeuvre that is
Acknowledgement without breaking stride
So I keep my eyes fixed firmly on the ground
‘Til I get within ten or so feet away
With a nod of the head
And a timely hello
I can carry on walking
Don’t wanna get talking
Rule number one - carry on walking
And anyway I don’t know his name
And if I were to guess
I’d guess it all wrong
And I’d be there for a long time

Sunday 4 January 2009

FUCK OFF JIMMMY01

FFS IM SHAGGIN AWAY THIS AFTERNOON(A NEW STUDENT,STUNNING 17 YR OLD BLONDE FROM SWEDEN AU PAIRING HERE),WHEN I GLANCE AT THE PC AND SEE JIMMMMY01 HAS LOGGED IN.NOW THIS GUY IS SHIT WITH A CAPITAL "S" SO IF HES ON,IM ON.

BASTARD MADE ME BREAK UP MY SHAG,WAS ENJOYIN IT TO

BASTARD

Saturday 3 January 2009

PLATONIC-PEOPLE KEEP COMING TO ME FOR SEX

Hi Gruffnuts,

ok so ive hit a bit of a bad run,only made £2600 so far since xmas day,what can i say?shaggin solid for 8 or 9 hours every nite is beginnin to take its toll.Anyway come sign up for my poker tuition and i could end up shaggin u soon too!!Are u interested Tinyjoyce?

Regards,

Plat

Thursday 1 January 2009

shagging

Gruffnuts,

I might not be playin for a couple of days,i been shaggin all night and im fuckin knackered,

Platonic_