Saturday, 31 May 2008

A special treat for Tevezshit and jpg


TEVEZ - Who does this French pr!ck think he is. He has maybe had two hands off me prior to last nigh when that total doubled. If I counted the amount of times I have stacked him it would probably go into 4 figures of profit. Some of you can mock me, because u can play. I accept it as banter knowing I will set u straight for your disrespect. But Tevez common u play weekends and u are sh!t never once seen u play well or say anything vaguely intelligent. For fuck sake you come from France land of the pussy and idolize a fkin wop version of shrek (who owns the faulklands it isn’t them wop tw@ts).

Now every hand u fk up against me will be posted, and I know I won’t have to wait long for it.


Game #7274480534: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/30 - 22:37:55 (UK)
Table "Mormach" Seat 4 is the button.
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [8c 8s] (Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high)
Jpg00: shows [2c 2h] (Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high)
Platonic_ collected £26.59 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £27.98 Main pot £26.59 Rake £1.39
Board [2s 6s 9c 8h 4h]
Seat 1: Jpg00 (small blind) showed [2c 2h] and lost with Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high
Seat 2: Shau01035 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ showed [8c 8s] and won (£26.59) with Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high
Seat 4: __sp__ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Ok I only saved the summary but hey that’s all it takes. Usual jpg raises I call with anything generally because when it misses it folds without fight never draws easy money. A re raise normally means nuts as it lacks the skill to play anything else.

Now nothing on the flop matched a jpg raising hand other than 22 66 99 78, I raise and get re raised. At this point I thought fk it if I hit an 8 I surely win, maybe a running draw, wow what a suckout that would be and lets face it jpg hardly bets so you don’t get to many opportunities. Also for a toothless nuts player that sh!ts themselves with any less than nuts this tw@T has a big mouth. JPG YOU ARE SH!T YOU CAN NOT PLAY YOU WAIT FOR MONSTERS AND EVERYONE FOLDS COS THEY KNOW THAT’S ALL YOU CAN BET WITH IF YOU MAKE ANYTHING I WILL BE AMAZED. So what should I do with my 88 facing this tw@ts rather obvious set??? I chuck it all in and make a better set on turn ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Is this good poker no and I know it is bad, but I just want jpg to know that the 70 pound I took off you last two day plus all the little pots will not be coming back to you. I mix it up and occasionally and take mad risks, which is why my nut hands get called and yours never do. I fking own you, you are a muppet don’t bother running ya mouth till ya can start to run a table you tooth less muppet. 222 donked by 88 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The Slowplay

A lot of people have given me stick for this hand in the chat box at the tables... as promised here are my thoughts on this hand.

Game #7217753844: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/25 - 19:18:30 (UK)
Table "Vimuvimuyov" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Dar210235 (£12.78 in chips)
Seat 2: Platonic_ (£11.85 in chips)
Seat 3: Mattbdd (£18.40 in chips)
Seat 4: 15ti1000 (£55.82 in chips)
Seat 5: Tamasaa (£18.69 in chips)
Seat 6: Nic140821 (£5 in chips)
Dar210235: posts small blind £0.10
Platonic_: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic [7s 7h]
Mattbdd: raises to £0.80
15ti1000: folds
Tamasaa: calls £0.80
Dar210235: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [9d 8d 7c]
Platonic_: checks
Mattbdd: checks
Tamasaa: checks
----- TURN ----- [9d 8d 7c][7d]
Platonic_: checks
Mattbdd: checks
Tamasaa: checks
----- RIVER ----- [9d 8d 7c 7d][6s]
Platonic_: checks
Mattbdd: checks
Tamasaa: checks
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [7s 7h] (Four of a kind, Sevens, Nine high)
Mattbdd: mucks hand [Js Kh]
Tamasaa: mucks hand [Jc Ad]
Platonic_ collected £2.38 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £2.50 Main pot £2.38 Rake £0.12
Board [9d 8d 7c 7d 6s]
Seat 1: Dar210235 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Platonic_ (big blind) showed [7s 7h] and won (£2.38) with Four of a kind, Sevens, Nine high
Seat 3: Mattbdd mucked [Js Kh]
Seat 4: 15ti1000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tamasaa (button) mucked [Jc Ad]

1. I flat call from the BB preflop to disguise my pocket pair.

2. I check the flop because these fish will chase their draws anyway.

3. Turn brings me quads, so if I bet they will obv fold. Also I'm a bit scared of the straight flush draw so that's another reason not to bet.



If anyone has any comments or STILL wants to argue about the hand then I will he happy to discuss it in the chat box.

Also shout out to Houchen who has been crushing the last few days making hero call downs versus those morons. This guys reading ability is up there with Daniel Negradeu.

Thursday, 29 May 2008

£1345 Now

Just played a short session and stcked one of those so called "regulars".

Profit for month now up from £1300 to £1345. BITE ME FISH

I invite any of you anonymous morons to come and try to stack me at MY tables

I'm off out to work... and no I don't pick up dog shit like some suggest!!!!

Fk me what can I say?

This is an honor all you gruffnuts (those little bits of crap that stick to ya ass) I don’t even know comes here and tells me to get a life. This is incredible I never realized my little rants could make such a difference in the world.

Break even at best lol that fkin kills me. Hate till ya hearts content but know that you pay for me to sit there taking the p!ss out of ya. TA.

I must confess to being a little disheartened at having to communicate to my loyal fans in this way but i refuse to talk to any of you FUCKWITS at the tables any more.

£1300 p this month (with rakeback and bonus) has fortunately paid for this sad cu nts CHELSEA season ticket. Though unfortunately I do not have enough to get Drogba shot (Anyone who can help with that make donations at willie hills in the usual manner)

To those who are offended by me ha ha ha ha eat my sh!t and die you are the products of split condoms and live only to remind people why abortion remains legal. And these regulars ha ha ha ha ha anonymous regulars ha ha ha ha ha don’t be scared I stack you daily I’l stack u if I know who you are or not. Fkin grow a pair.

Loyal fans this is the one and only the king you all love the undisputed heavyweight champ of the small stakes poker your man our god the real plat.

Peace out to everyone except clownia, jb, jpg, sh!tfields, junkie, lisaDonk and saltySh!tb0ll0x.

Wednesday, 28 May 2008


Ok so some joker found out about my blog somehow? This was meant to be a bit of fun by everyone at the tables just started ripping into me as soon as I sat down so I'm not going to stoop to their level and will not be playing for the rest of the night to wait for this to die down.

To all you morons - get a fucking life.

You know who you are - that manc cunt JPG, jenny, Saltyace, 15ti1000, sp, Clownia, mzosa, Lowfeilds I know those annonamus comments are by you or your cronies. Get a grip and go fuck yourselfs

I'll be back tomorrow to take all of ur fucking money

Monday, 26 May 2008


Game #6894818794: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/26 - 16:15:05 (UK)
Table "Mikunoz" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: ___tom___ (£24.87 in chips)
Seat 2: thargian (£8.99 in chips)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (£11.94 in chips)
Seat 4: jbpokher (£19.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Iamanit (£25.67 in chips)
Seat 6: Willieboy (£17.98 in chips)
jbpokher: posts small blind £0.10
Iamanit: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Ad Ac]
Willieboy: calls £0.20
___tom___: calls £0.20
thargian: folds
Platonic_: raises to £0.80
jbpokher: folds
Iamanit: folds
Willieboy: calls £0.60
___tom___: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [Kh 5h Td]
Willieboy: bets £1
___tom___: calls £1
Platonic_: raises to £4
Willieboy: folds
___tom___: calls £3
----- TURN ----- [Kh 5h Td][Qh]
___tom___: checks
Platonic_: bets £7.14 and is all-in
___tom___: calls £7.14
----- RIVER ----- [Kh 5h Td Qh][Qd]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Ad Ac] (Two Pairs, Aces and Queens, King high)
___tom___: shows [Jh Qs] (Three of a kind, Queens, King high)
___tom___ collected £24.69 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £25.98 Main pot £24.69 Rake £1.29
Board [Kh 5h Td Qh Qd]
Seat 1: ___tom___ showed [Jh Qs] and won (£24.69) with Three of a kind, Queens, King high
Seat 2: thargian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (button) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with Two Pairs, Aces and Queens, King high
Seat 4: jbpokher (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Friday, 23 May 2008

So fish sometimes win

I wasnt to down hearted after the chelsea score as I find winning all the time pretty boring. I managed to play between 5-12 hours yesterday and about 3 so far today. Decided to take break as i was running SO FUCKING SICK.

this hand pissed me of

Game #7197048524: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/23 - 20:59:21 (UK)
Table "Pazamptik" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Platonic_ (£9.36 in chips)
Seat 2: Jpg00 sits out
Seat 3: Ranaman (£24.81 in chips)
Seat 4: Nei090125 (£22.51 in chips)
Seat 5: Ale061229 (£11.80 in chips)
Seat 6: 15ti1000 (£31.30 in chips)
Platonic_: posts small blind £0.10
Ranaman: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Jc Jd]
Nei090125: folds
Ale061229: folds
15ti1000: raises to £0.80
Platonic_: raises to £1.40
Ranaman: folds
15ti1000: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [Qs 2h Qd]
Platonic_: checks
15ti1000: checks
----- TURN ----- [Qs 2h Qd][Kd]
Platonic_: checks
15ti1000: checks
----- RIVER ----- [Qs 2h Qd Kd][2s]
Platonic_: checks
15ti1000: bets £3
Platonic_: calls £3
----- SHOW DOWN -----
15ti1000: shows [Kc Ad] (Two Pairs, Kings and Queens, Ace high)
Platonic_: mucks hand [Jd Js]
15ti1000 collected £8.55 from Main pot

FFS what did he put me on, my minraise preflop worked a treat as i knew the fish would call with 2 overcards. Warning fish AK aint the nuts.

There has been alot of talk about this "Looser18" who has recently started some challenge of turning £500 into £50k. He'll be here for years if he keeps up his nitty antics. I stacked him a couple of times where he called down very weak. Hope he's still playing £200nl when i move up.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

So many FISH

So I played some poker tonight. 8 hours of 6 tables of £20NL.... and ended up with a £3.21 profit! :D :D :D When you add all the rakeback and bonuses I'm getting for that you can see the vast amounts of money I'm making each month.

I think often that I am making much too advanced plays for this level of blinds - this is why I want to move upto £5/£10 as quickly as possible - so that finally someone will respect my raises.

This hand is a prime example-
Game #7098210554: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/14 - 17:30:36 (UK)
Table "Pazamptik" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: Mar050749 (£19.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Claudia27 (£29.71 in chips)
Seat 3: Dougie123 (£4.31 in chips)
Seat 4: Kei090213 (£106.49 in chips)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (£9.12 in chips)
Seat 6: Sean13066 (£14.25 in chips)
Platonic_: posts small blind £0.10
Sean13066: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic [Ks Ah]
Mar050749: folds
Claudia27: raises to £0.80
Dougie123: folds
Kei090213: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.70 -----------> I TRAP WITH AK, THIS IS CLASSIC
Sean13066: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [8s 8h 4h]
Sean13066: bets £2
Claudia27: calls £2
Platonic_: calls £2 ----------------> I CALL, IM REPPING ACES OR AJ
----- TURN ----- [8s 8h 4h][9c]
Sean13066: bets £3.60 -----> LOL, IDIOT
Claudia27: folds
Platonic_: raises to £6.32 and is all-in -----------> I RAISE ALL IN AND IT'S £2.72 MORE TO CALL....
Sean13066: calls £2.72 ----------> WTF!!?? HE CALLED? WHAT HE GOT?
----- RIVER ----- [8s 8h 4h 9c][3h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Ks Ah] (A Pair of Eights, Ace high)
Sean13066: shows [Tc Ts] (Two Pairs, Tens and Eights, Nine high) --------->> FUCKING FISH, HOW CAN HE EVER CALL ME WITH 10 10 HERE???
Sean13066 collected £19.99 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £21.04 Main pot £19.99 Rake £1.05
Board [8s 8h 4h 9c 3h]
Seat 1: Mar050749 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Claudia27 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Dougie123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Kei090213 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (small blind) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with A Pair of Eights, Ace high
Seat 6: Sean13066 (big blind) showed [Tc Ts] and won (£19.99) with Two Pairs, Tens and Eights, Nine high
****HAND ENDS****

Do you see what I mean???? Fucking fish can;t fold a hand... so from now on I will never bluff again. Ok.

Total profit for day = £3.21

Monday, 12 May 2008

Welcome to my blog.

Hello poker world, my name is Platonic and I 'm a full time poker player. I'm pretty fucking good at it if I do say so myself. Some see me as arrogant but with skillz like me who wouldn't be. You can decide for yourselves. I've made this blog to track my poker progress.

I currently CRUSH the £20 NO LIMIT hold em tables on the cryptologic network but I will hopefully be moving up to £50NL then £100NL then £500NL then £1000NL etc pretty soon. Most of the time I choose to buy in for around £10-£14 which seems to be a hot topic of debate at the tables and people are constantly ripping into me because of this. They just don't understand the game the way I do. I'll reveal why I buy in short in a future post if there is enough demand for it.

Anyway, I'm off too make some £££££s, I'll post some hands to educate you later.