Friday, 6 June 2014

It's been a while guys

But I thought I'd update the blog. I've not been playing much poker recently because I have been on the WORST FUCKING run of all time. I haven't actually played for 6 months because every time I did I would get fucked over by typical William hill river cards.

Anyway I have been looking into other revenue steams and as don't want to have to go back to my job with the council

My latest idea is forming a Half Man Half Biscuit cover band. If there are any sick drummers or bass players out there then leave me a comment and we can jam.

Here is a sample on YouTube of my skills. I know thus was JPGs fave song as I saw him moshing to it topless at a gig in Burnley.

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Coaching

I'm taking students again, my rate is £7.55/hr. Message me on here or 2p2. Thx.

Monday, 14 June 2010

why they call me KING PLAT

WINNING UR MONEY FISH, IM DRUNK

Thursday, 20 May 2010

crushing again

hi guys been quite on blog front i know, just an update to say that i have been crushing higher stakes than my usual for a long time now.

i got coaching off of razor666 back in december of last year and i haven't looked back since!

will post my graph soon and make you all sick

ty


THE REAL KING PLAT

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Daleroxxu

haggis muching mong from scotland is all talk and no balls.

hasn't won since the super soft days of 2006 and is clueless when it comes to cash game play.

because he can't even win at $10NL he is trying to learn low stakes PLO (seems to be doing pretty badly)

this guy is a joke of a man, i urge all loyal PLAT fans to leave some abuse on this scottish twats blog, ask him why he never posts results and why he is playing micro stakes PLO and why he cant even beat $10nl holdem.

LOL DALESSUXX.com

Saturday, 19 December 2009

Xmas and New Caravan

Hey guys hows everyone doing?

JPG still trying to get rid of that rash on yer arse from that ladyboy in Thailand?

Gay Billingham still broke and in the closet?

Rakeback Goth still a freakshow and breakeven player?

CUTE FISH still getting owned by Loser18 hu?

2 buy in's still a fucking degen MUG??????

Razor666 still a nit with no sense of humour?

Houchen1 still crushing £20nl on william hills?

Balmore still a haggis eating cocky little fuck face?

GULKINES still crushing high stakes.... OH NO YOU COULDN'T BEAT THE YANKS AND LOST ALL YOUR BANKROLL. HA HA HA.



Anyway guys its christmas which is usualy a time of year that i despise. This year however is different as i've been given possibly the BEST christmas present ever. My gan and grandad have recently come into a lot of money and they have decided to share the wealth and have bought me a brand new caravan for christmas! SO SICK!

It's about 100000000 times better than the one i'm living in at the moment, i've placed an advert in the paper trying to sell it but dont think i will get anything for it. My grandparents said they were sick of the site of my current caravan at the bottom of their garden. Plus it was costing them too much to heat.

My new one is gonna be fucking amazing, was up picking it yesterday. Forgot to take photos to post but here is a pic of the same model.



As you can see it's got a BALCONY! OMG it's gonna be so sick just sitting up there in the summer with a Duvel and perhaps a lady accompanying me. CANT FUCKING WAIT.

In return I'm hoping to get my grandparents are really good gift back, anyone got any ideas?

Cheers guys,

Poker been going really good as well guys btw will post my end of year graph at the end of the year. i think some of you will be surprised as i have gotten a LOT better and ive made a lot of money this year.

The REAL PLAT



Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Owned a familiar face

For those of you who don't know 42carrotdonker was Razor666, one of the best regs from crypto who used to crush all the way upto £2/5, owning souls and winning rake races.
This hand happened today when I was playing some £1/2 trying to win back some losses from 10p/20p.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL THINK I MADE THIS UP BUT I SWEAR ON MY DOGS LIFE I DIDN'T.




Yeah I know this spot is kind of a cooler and fair enough he might not put me on the straight flush but I still think his play is dodgy.

SICK thing is there was no bad beat jackpot. If there was one like on interpoker (join the gay/bi team, see JPJ00 for details) Razor666 would have won at least £200,000 it's so fucking sick.