Wednesday, 25 June 2008

PPP

PLATONICS POSITIONAL PROGRAM

Following my last post i recieved some critisizem. But some people private messaged me saying "thanks for the tips Plat" and "we'd love to learn more Plat". So for those followers I shall unleash my positional strategy.

LAW 1. if you are able to limp your sb DO IT FFS. I mean its only 10p more and you will be the 1st to fire out.

LAW 2. play multi way pots from the sb as it allows you to check raise

LAW 3. if its been folded to the dealers button open limp hands from 22-qq 34-79-qj ect

LAW 4. dont let the sb push you about, just because he is the 1st firing out it doesnt meen he has the hand every time.





now to deal with some of my gruffnut critics.

__sp__; WTF WTF WTF, i mean he claims not to have used my strategy but when i was table spying for 2 hours i saw him putting the PLAT STACK into action with more success than usual. the fucking station.

mszoza; you are the biggest grufnut of the lot!!! you fucking spoon! yeh king 3 is a great hand ill call platonic_ all in who has an obv 2 pair




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open limp hands from 22-qq 34

is that cps?

your a clown!

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__sp__ said...

__sp__ ready for ction you bastard, HU for your full roll!

Give on my table and lets boogie you cunt.

Rumour has it that Justin will indeed be online playing poker.

Fuck you platonic

fowkesy said...

your spelling is reely bad for some one hoo has a digree you winker.

lying their as well you twit

James said...

That sounds like constructive "critisizem" fowkesy

Amatay said...

More superb advice :-)

Poker Regular with Jaws said...

And how exactly have people fucking Private Messaged you? You disgraceful and vile little man, you disgust all of us decent and proper poker players.

I for one know this shitty little blog is nothing more than a WIND UP, it makes you feel good about yourself that people come and leave comments. Your trouble is your so fucking stupid you have told certain people about how its all a windup. Funny thing is you really do think people will listen to your pathetic attempt at poker Strategy.

I for one will from this day on refuse to look at this shitty,sad, distasteful silly blog again.

To all you silly bastards who view and leave message everyday, get a fucking life and dont give this CUNT any of your time.

FUCK PLATONIC, FUCK THIS BLOG.

DO YOURSELVES A FAVOUR PEOPLE, DELETE THIS CUNT FROM YOUR BOOKMARKS, IGNORE THE CUNT ON THE TABLES,DONT TALK TO HIM AT THE TABLES,AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE THIS SILLY SAD LITTLE FUCKER WILL GO AWAY!!! YOU HAVE ALL GIVEN THIS CUNT COVERAGE, CHANGED YOUR FUCKING AVATARS TO THE SAME AS HIS, THIS CUNT LOVES ALL THE ATTENTION. SO STOP IT ALL NOW!

JPG,OPENPLAN,15TI1000,LOWFIELDS YOU'RE ALL STUPID CUNTS, CHANGE YOUR AVATARS BACK TO SOMETHING ELSE. DONT GIVE ANYMORE COVERAGE TO PLATONIC, OK OVER AND OUT FUCK YOU ALL.

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Gaz Billingham said...

Nice to see your still making friends there ball bag!

Lol black belt in karate eh? more link pink belt in origami u donk tard

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I dont have a Platonic_ avator and havent played for weeks,im too busy pissing Platonics money up a wall.

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Anonymous said...

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platonics fan club said...

any tips on starting cards platonic_?

suited connectors limp or raise?
low pocket pairs limp or raise?
mid pairs limp or raise?

and advice on continuation bets please.

platonics fan club said...

ignore the gruffnuts your input to my game has been amazing.

thank you very much.

our god our king rules!!

platonics fan club said...

AND YOUR THOUGHTS ON BLUFFING PLATONIC?

our god our king!

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Anonymous said...

is "critisizem" when a woman complains about your needle-dick...lol.....

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rogerthed said...

your just a fuckin joke platonic,and the biggest wanker on the site,why not make up a few more hand histories like the 2/5$ one you totally messed up?

WANKER

Gaz Billingham said...

Plat when we playing Hu for rollz?

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is justin033 playin today?

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