OK SO I GOT A FEW MORE PLAYERS TO SINGLE OUT.
TEVEZ - Who does this French pr!ck think he is. He has maybe had two hands off me prior to last nigh when that total doubled. If I counted the amount of times I have stacked him it would probably go into 4 figures of profit. Some of you can mock me, because u can play. I accept it as banter knowing I will set u straight for your disrespect. But Tevez common u play weekends and u are sh!t never once seen u play well or say anything vaguely intelligent. For fuck sake you come from France land of the pussy and idolize a fkin wop version of shrek (who owns the faulklands it isn’t them wop tw@ts).
Now every hand u fk up against me will be posted, and I know I won’t have to wait long for it.
NOW FOR JPG
Game #7274480534: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/30 - 22:37:55 (UK)
Table "Mormach" Seat 4 is the button.
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Platonic_: shows [8c 8s] (Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high)
Jpg00: shows [2c 2h] (Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high)
Platonic_ collected £26.59 from Main pot
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Total pot £27.98 Main pot £26.59 Rake £1.39
Board [2s 6s 9c 8h 4h]
Seat 1: Jpg00 (small blind) showed [2c 2h] and lost with Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high
Seat 2: Shau01035 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ showed [8c 8s] and won (£26.59) with Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high
Seat 4: __sp__ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Ok I only saved the summary but hey that’s all it takes. Usual jpg raises I call with anything generally because when it misses it folds without fight never draws easy money. A re raise normally means nuts as it lacks the skill to play anything else.
Now nothing on the flop matched a jpg raising hand other than 22 66 99 78, I raise and get re raised. At this point I thought fk it if I hit an 8 I surely win, maybe a running draw, wow what a suckout that would be and lets face it jpg hardly bets so you don’t get to many opportunities. Also for a toothless nuts player that sh!ts themselves with any less than nuts this tw@T has a big mouth. JPG YOU ARE SH!T YOU CAN NOT PLAY YOU WAIT FOR MONSTERS AND EVERYONE FOLDS COS THEY KNOW THAT’S ALL YOU CAN BET WITH IF YOU MAKE ANYTHING I WILL BE AMAZED. So what should I do with my 88 facing this tw@ts rather obvious set??? I chuck it all in and make a better set on turn ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Is this good poker no and I know it is bad, but I just want jpg to know that the 70 pound I took off you last two day plus all the little pots will not be coming back to you. I mix it up and occasionally and take mad risks, which is why my nut hands get called and yours never do. I fking own you, you are a muppet don’t bother running ya mouth till ya can start to run a table you tooth less muppet. 222 donked by 88 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha