Saturday, 31 May 2008

A special treat for Tevezshit and jpg

OK SO I GOT A FEW MORE PLAYERS TO SINGLE OUT.

TEVEZ - Who does this French pr!ck think he is. He has maybe had two hands off me prior to last nigh when that total doubled. If I counted the amount of times I have stacked him it would probably go into 4 figures of profit. Some of you can mock me, because u can play. I accept it as banter knowing I will set u straight for your disrespect. But Tevez common u play weekends and u are sh!t never once seen u play well or say anything vaguely intelligent. For fuck sake you come from France land of the pussy and idolize a fkin wop version of shrek (who owns the faulklands it isn’t them wop tw@ts).

Now every hand u fk up against me will be posted, and I know I won’t have to wait long for it.



NOW FOR JPG


Game #7274480534: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/30 - 22:37:55 (UK)
Table "Mormach" Seat 4 is the button.
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [8c 8s] (Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high)
Jpg00: shows [2c 2h] (Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high)
Platonic_ collected £26.59 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £27.98 Main pot £26.59 Rake £1.39
Board [2s 6s 9c 8h 4h]
Seat 1: Jpg00 (small blind) showed [2c 2h] and lost with Three of a kind, Twos, Nine high
Seat 2: Shau01035 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ showed [8c 8s] and won (£26.59) with Three of a kind, Eights, Nine high
Seat 4: __sp__ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Ok I only saved the summary but hey that’s all it takes. Usual jpg raises I call with anything generally because when it misses it folds without fight never draws easy money. A re raise normally means nuts as it lacks the skill to play anything else.

Now nothing on the flop matched a jpg raising hand other than 22 66 99 78, I raise and get re raised. At this point I thought fk it if I hit an 8 I surely win, maybe a running draw, wow what a suckout that would be and lets face it jpg hardly bets so you don’t get to many opportunities. Also for a toothless nuts player that sh!ts themselves with any less than nuts this tw@T has a big mouth. JPG YOU ARE SH!T YOU CAN NOT PLAY YOU WAIT FOR MONSTERS AND EVERYONE FOLDS COS THEY KNOW THAT’S ALL YOU CAN BET WITH IF YOU MAKE ANYTHING I WILL BE AMAZED. So what should I do with my 88 facing this tw@ts rather obvious set??? I chuck it all in and make a better set on turn ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Is this good poker no and I know it is bad, but I just want jpg to know that the 70 pound I took off you last two day plus all the little pots will not be coming back to you. I mix it up and occasionally and take mad risks, which is why my nut hands get called and yours never do. I fking own you, you are a muppet don’t bother running ya mouth till ya can start to run a table you tooth less muppet. 222 donked by 88 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im a dreadful player,some even say the 2nd worse on Hills after yourself,
All the best,
JPG

Anonymous said...

Im not sure ive ever claimed to be any good either,better than you?Yes,but good?NO


Jpg

spudsalad said...

jpg hit him with your £39k bankroll. thats what i would do if i had it.
unfortunately mines is just above platonics . £127.96

all the best

not you pluto
spudsalad

Anonymous said...

Oh and that 888 hand leaves me 6 buy ins up on you on this new pc,i think in the hands between us two.I know you were my 2nd biggest payer on last pc.

Brag all u like about those two set over set hands last day or two,and remember ALL those monsters ive NEVER paid off cos your so predicatble,and i know it makes you furious

Jpg

jennyownsplatonic.com said...

im the best player on hills !!

mix it up pluto? no one mixes it up like jenny from the lowstakes block.

ive raised 72 os more times than youve limped in. thats why i win always.

ty jenny

jenny said...

i guess i might have been your biggest payer on last pc jpg? please confirm it would make me feel better .

thanx for the lessons big boy

jenny

Anonymous said...

one thing i have to agree with is wether jpg00 is any good or not,he is certainly better than you plat,thats not even debatable

Platonic_ said...

"one thing i have to agree with is wether jpg00 is any good or not,he is certainly better than you plat,thats not even debatable"

well it is debatable because im debating it.

i'm better looking too.

Anonymous said...

your insane though,youve proved that through throughout this blog

Platonic_ said...

"your insane though,youve proved that through throughout this blog"

who the fuck are you???

whos to say yours not insane???

Anonymous said...

dont want to disclose my identity cause i dont want the undisputed moron of low stakes hills on my case

Anonymous said...

lol,amazed a blog by a crap micro stakes player is gettin so much attention!
i just had a look through the whole lot though and can only agree this bloke is insane,and not just a weirdo as i guessed when seen him at the tables.

Anonymous said...

Platonic_: got something to say say it on my fan page

Ok,in reply to that:-

YOU'RE A FUCKIN WANKER AND EVERYONE ON THE SITE THINKS YOU'RE SHIT AND HATES YOUR GUTS YOU DREANGED TWAT.

Anonymous said...

LOL PLATONIC YOU MUG, I OWN YOU BOY, CARRY ON LOSING YOUR DOLE MONEY.

Anonymous said...

"I chuck it all in and make a better set on turn ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

when you say "ALL" you mean your less than half a buy in?So when you talk about stackin people its actually very very rare cause ypu never have a stack at the table.

WEIRDO

1outder said...

im gay!

Acerags said...

i used to watch lots of comedy on tv the simpsons etc but this blog is funnier i will try and post a hand that shows how well plato plays every week


The slowplay


Table "Kuso" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Spider84 (£38.51 in chips)
Seat 2: Fabien12 (£21.01 in chips)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (£26.52 in chips)
Seat 4: Upnsmoke (£11.11 in chips)
Seat 5: Natalie14 (£51.41 in chips)
Seat 6: Jpg00 (£30.50 in chips)
Upnsmoke: posts small blind £0.10
Natalie14: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Spider84 [8c 8s]
Jpg00: folds
Spider84: raises to £0.80
Fabien12: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.80
Upnsmoke: calls £0.70
Natalie14: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [Ts 8h 6h]
Upnsmoke: bets £0.80
Natalie14: folds
Spider84: raises to £5
Platonic_: raises to £25.72 and is all-in
Upnsmoke: is all-in £9.51
Spider84: calls £20.72
----- TURN ----- [Ts 8h 6h][3d]
----- RIVER ----- [Ts 8h 6h 3d][7s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [As Ah] (A Pair of Aces, Ten high)
Upnsmoke: shows [Qd Td] (A Pair of Tens, Queen high)
Spider84: shows [8c 8s] (Three of a kind, Eights, Ten high)
Spider84 collected £29.52 from Side pot #1
Spider84 collected £32.43 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £64.95 Main pot £32.43 Side pot #1 £29.52 | Rake £3
Board [Ts 8h 6h 3d 7s]
Seat 1: Spider84 showed [8c 8s] and won (£61.95) with Three of a kind, Eights, Ten high
Seat 2: Fabien12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (button) showed [As Ah] and lost with A Pair of Aces, Ten high
Seat 4: Upnsmoke (small blind) showed [Qd Td] and lost with A Pair of Tens, Queen high
Seat 5: Natalie14 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Jpg00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

morale stick to £10 then you wil only lose £10

Acerags said...

wow i pissed him off so much raises his shitty limps with 47o he attempted his first bluff a mini Check raise that takes balls

Game #7061023244: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/10 - 22:04:51 (UK)
Table "Elise" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: kralupy (£4.17 in chips)
Seat 2: Harchar (£18.12 in chips)
Seat 3: Spider84 (£37.32 in chips)
Seat 4: Platonic_ (£15.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Houchen1 (£13.10 in chips)
Seat 6: WStrutt (£14.91 in chips)
Platonic_: posts small blind £0.10
Houchen1: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Spider84 [Qh Ks]
WStrutt: folds
kralupy: folds
Harchar: folds
Spider84: raises to £0.80
Platonic_: calls £0.70
Houchen1: folds
----- FLOP ----- [Jc 5s 8h]
Platonic_: checks
Spider84: bets £1.20
Platonic_: raises to £2.40
Spider84: raises to £4.80
Platonic_: calls £2.40
----- TURN ----- [Jc 5s 8h][Kh]
Platonic_: bets £9.85 and is all-in
Spider84: calls £9.85
----- RIVER ----- [Jc 5s 8h Kh][Qs]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [9h 7h] (High Card King)
Spider84: shows [Qh Ks] (Two Pairs, Kings and Queens, Jack high)
Spider84 collected £29.55 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £31.10 Main pot £29.55 Rake £1.55
Board [Jc 5s 8h Kh Qs]
Seat 1: kralupy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Harchar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Spider84 (button) showed [Qh Ks] and won (£29.55) with Two Pairs, Kings and Queens, Jack high
Seat 4: Platonic_ (small blind) showed [9h 7h] and lost with High Card King
Seat 5: Houchen1 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WStrutt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

morale stick to the nuts it will be easier for u

spudsalad said...

platonic you need to loosing up, you cant just wait for the nuts everytime. I like to nix it up and raise any 2 from any seat, thats why im the most profitable player on crypto.

Gaz Billingham said...

Not being funny mate but u seem to have a chip on ur shoulder about everyone, mouthing off at Ed (bluescouse) when he has won more money in a night than you ever will. ANd from what ive seen son your no world beater yourself so id pipe down if i were you

Anonymous said...

Im also gay.
Railings

Anonymous said...

".. but I just want jpg to know that the 70 pound I took off you last two day plus all the little pots will not be coming back to you"

Ok,just to clarify,the £70 is just the usual bs,he did lucky with 2 hands last few days,but nothin remotely like £70,how could it be?He plays short stacked and rarely builds one,but just posted this to let u know he tried the 88 trick on me again minutes after postin the above,and it failed,so it WILL be comin back to me you bearded fool.

Anonymous said...

your total Shite platonic(with a capital "S",
ive took money off you by the shitload(no pun intended regardin your council job)
im comin to your table now,please play full stacked for once
from Fowksey

Anonymous said...

ok,ive never seen platonic play,but by the sounds of this blog,hes not the most talented player out there,lol.

anyway,you brag about what,£1500 a month?i think a reality check is needed here,do u realise u totally missed the boat for mass earnins for low risk?

around 2003 to 2005,crypto had around 16 to 20 tables going every night at 10 handed FL,average pot £15 to £50,mostly hoverin around £30,these games were an absolute goldmine for a low stakes player,many earnin far more than many good much higher stakes players earn today

we are talkin over £100,000 a year easily,im sure any of you stats guys can work out that thats very feasible for those games for someone playin all 16 to 20 of them several hours a day?

oh and just to piss u off even more plato,your mate jpg00 was one of them and did very well indeed

Anonymous said...

Those days were unreal,amazing how much one could win even without being any good,and unless Platonic finally gets a girlfriend and has kids who get into poker,theyre never comin back.

Im skint now though,Madbrett,Houchen1,Fowksey and Godlin have everything i ever won.

Jpg00

Anonymous said...

Platonic_: fowksey you are a gobsh!te
Dealer: Game #7292325484, Fowksey wins pot (£46.28) with A Full House, Eights full of Nines
Fowksey: shut it ****
Platonic_: no fk you
Dealer: Game #7292325704, Smithy139 wins pot (£46.25) with A Straight, Nine high
Platonic_: ha ha ha fkin loser
Fowksey: why say that
Platonic_: you know
Fowksey: no tell me
Dealer: Game #7292325854, Pet030357 wins pot (£11.40)
Platonic_: the blog pr!k
Fowksey: a
Platonic_: i saw what you said
Fowksey: what did i say
Dealer: Game #7292326044, Smithy139 wins pot (£4.04)
Fowksey: well
Smithy139: im curious now lol
Fowksey: nothing
Dealer: Game #7292563194, Jackhammr wins pot (£23.99) with Two Pairs, Eights and Sixes, Jack high
Dealer: Game #7292563194, Smithy139 wins pot (£23.99) with Two Pairs, Eights and Sixes, Jack high
Fowksey: well platonic
Dealer: Game #7292563354, Platonic_ wins pot (£5.94)
Dealer: Game #7292563534, Smithy139 wins pot (£0.31) with A Pair of Fours, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7292563534, Fowksey wins pot (£0.31) with A Pair of Fours, Ace high
Fowksey: r you cuckoo
Dealer: Game #7292563604, Heapy86 wins pot (£0.72) with A Pair of Twos, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7292563744, Platonic_ wins pot (£2.52)
Dealer: Game #7292563814, Fowksey wins pot (£0.30)
Dealer: Game #7292563854, Platonic_ wins pot (£3.47) with A

Anonymous said...

Dealer: Game #7292335834, Chrispin wins pot (£27.08) with Three of a kind, Eights, Queen high
Platonic_: lucky cu nt
Patand69: behave

Anonymous said...

Platonic_: eat my sh1t and die

Anonymous said...

platonic you shortstacked wanker prick,get on my table,Eng4ashes

Capstick1 said...

platonic your shite and everyone knows you are .

and a gay shit/shirt lifter.

im new

Capstick1

Anonymous said...

what a wanker,unbelievable
Bab4ygirl

Anonymous said...

Theres a lot of talk about "outs".

What are they and how many in a pack?

Jpg

Anonymous said...

Platonic,you have won the "Bisexual micro limit nl personality of the year 2008"

Well done,£25(or 2 of your buy ins at £20 NL) will be added to your account.

William Hill

Anonymous said...

LATEST NEWS FROM WILLIAM HILL:

To make things exciting this month and to give you guys something big to aim for,we have teamed up with Platonic and whoever wins the MPP leaderboard for June 2008,will get to meet Platonic for an evening of dinner and disco dancing.

Anonymous said...

your shit post flop,

Godlin

Anonymous said...

Plato, you are a such a moanin cunt and i hate you,

Mechrisuk

Mechrisuk said...

im gay and so is my boyfriend 1outder houchen get over it mate.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand though, he's been playing 10/20 for ages now, when is he making the enormous leap to 200nl

Mechrisuk

Anonymous said...

Around 18 months ago Mechrisuk.

Jpg

mechrisuk said...

What the fuck, you stupid cunt there can be only one crazy, moaning face prick at Willy Hills and thats me. Set, over set, weeeeeee look at me I'm brillant, I'm a hero to millions of retards everywhere, yeeeehaaaaa.

Fruit.


Sincerely
mechrisuk (the real one).

Anonymous said...

chelsea ask platonic to become their new manager, a spokesman for king plato says he will consider if they can match his current poker wage,chelsea say theyve never come across a situation where a manager pays the club to let him manage them

for the latest info visit www.platonicisatotaltwat.com

farhasbedsit said...

newsflash platonic seen streaking round poker table after he tripled up with quad aces.

he promptly left and was arrested but explained it wasnt the quad aces he was celebrating but having a full buy in!

farhasbed still thinks your a mug

Anonymous said...

Here is a picture of Platonic

http://www.ratemymullet.com/show.php?id=18

Anonymous said...

youre such a asshole platonic,and a shit player,FUCK OFF,Msoza