Tuesday, 10 June 2008

I CATCH FISH LIKE YOU FOR A LIVING


57 comments:

Anonymous said...

To quote Plato - "WTF WTF WTF WTF"

You weirdo

houchen1 said...

fuckin slap head at 23?

you wanker platonic.

you look like 1out1ders boyfriend!

__sp__ said...

he looks cute.

but i like slap heads.

__sp__

Anonymous said...

he looks even worse than the complete twat mental picture i had in my head of him,fuckin bald gay shite poker player wanker,
Mcfoss

jenny said...

what hairy hands you have plutonic!

you used to be awearwolf but your alright noooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!

or is that ACAB tattooed on fingers?

Anonymous said...

a "livin"?

eh?

£45 one month and £1400 on your "best month ever"

thats a livin?

WANKER

Mcfoss

Anonymous said...

I AM STILL GAY,
LOWFIELDS
XXX

Anonymous said...

Err, thats not him guys....that dudes an actor

Anonymous said...

so is platonic,hes a wanker too,
CULTIVADA

1out1der said...

no thats defo king plat!!!!

i would recognise that tight ass and bald head from 20 miles off.

ok ty

1out1der (the real one) said...

please ring me lowfields!!

i want you to RING me so much mate.

__sp__ said...

dam i wish you could post gay videos on this lowfields and 1out1der.

i have a massive erection right now!

Claudia27/ platonic1 said...

Claudia27 here guys, im still gay but that bastard 15ti has stopped being gay now! I mean WTF WTF WTF ? how can you stop being gay? Hes a little PUNK, i taught the dummy sucker everything i know and now hes better than me WTF WTF WTF!

Later guys oh btw im Platonic1 as if you smart fuckers wouldn't work that out. I tried being smart but i should know my limits. Knew all you fish would work it out.

15ti said...

Oi Claudia you cunt, im right here beside you and you slate me on here. Well fuck you,im taking my handbag,briefs and lippy home. You can go fuck 1outer you hairy selfish piece of human waste.
Our partnership is over you can win on your own you soap dodging cunt.
Anyway im better than you now, you can eat my shit with a plastic fork from now on.

LOWFIELDS said...

Im gay!

Any hole is a goal.

Ukgatsby said...

quality !!

c said...

platonic1 isnt me you fish

1out1der said...

This blog is cracking me the fuck up. Keep it up guys.

Anonymous said...

im still an asshole,
msoza

__jenny__ said...

i play as 1out1der but im bisexual?

wtf wtf wtf is there 2 1out1ders

"keep up the good work guys" ????

the good work was down to this chick baby!

ok ty

im bi

xx

1out1der said...

ring me jenny

every holes a goallllllll

Lowfields said...

fuck you 1out1der i was only playing hard to get.

take me instead please

justin 033 said...

i will be playing today for only 19 hours as im cuttin down,

Gambleag said...

im bisexual

Daryl21052 said...

Im a proffessional linedancer and can still kick the fuck outa you Platonic_

Tevez_bit said...

fuck off

Anonymous said...

i fucking own all your mums

Amatay said...

I wanna HU match fishay

Claudia27 said...

Amatay he wont play you, cos hes a fucking fishcake motherfucker. You'd spank him (hed prolly enjoy that part) cos hes bi.

Ok im outta this fucking mess.

Claudia27

Platonic_ said...

i wont play him because i dont play HU sit n gos....

they are for retards.

this guy calls himself a "pro" and plays sit n gos... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
next joke plz

Platonic_ said...

$33 sit n goes at that

LOL

Gaz Billingham said...

platonic you really are a retard arent u son?

Its a challange that he has set himself you pleb he doesnt normally play sng`s he plays cash u fking moron

houchen1 said...

how is all this relevant to my homosexuality?

1out1der said...

fuck off boilingham this is a respectable blog so dont come on here abusing platonic . there is no room for any more abuse so just fuck off back up amatays arse you wanker.

ok ty im gay

1gay1der said...

i take it gareth boiledham is supplying you with porn mags amatay you little prick.

only gays aloud to post so come out the closet or fuck off back to your own blog.

im an admin

xx

der1out1 said...

see above claudia i think your supplying gaz boiled his ham in amatays arse with his porn mags.

you can go with them cos your a kid on gaylord.

Patterson7 said...

colloals

Anonymous said...

HU4ROLLLLZ?

Patterson7 said...

colloals is bollocks in predictive txt

1out1der said...

colloals patterson7!

gaz billingham said...

amatay you really are a retard arent u son?

1out1der said...

ahoy shipmates where is farhasbed i want to jump in it!

in deepest sympathy said...

It is with great sadness i have to announce to the poker fraternity that my beloved __jenny__ died last night. i take some comfort in knowing she died doing what she loved best. playing poker was her 2nd love. i checked her hand history in which she called a massive over bet on the river with mid pair queens and lost to a4os. she then proceeded at £25nl and doubled up only to shove pf after a raise with pocket nines. she got busted and it was all too much for my baby and she died on the spot. the funeral will be on friday but it will be a private funeral as she would have liked. take comfort knowing she made many good friends here and actually laughed herself silly at all the gobshite morons who tried to abuse her. you know who you are! god bless your souls!! to her friends move onwards and upwards at the poker tables. she would have wanted that! "we will meet again on that beautiful shore"

pokerseed said...

R.I.P. Jenny we had some fun together and i will never forget them.

pokerseed xx

Gaz Billingham said...

Platonic name ur stakes fish and name ur site and time and prepare to lose all u have

platonic1 said...

ok gay boy 10p 20p £20nl evry night 6 tables . comeand see how the real men play.

wiliam hills only!

you will fail fish boy!!!!!!!!!!

gaz billingham said...

i would like to openly declare im gay!!

1out1der said...

hey gaz you wanna play at my home game with houchen1, platonic_, claudia27, 15ti100, __sp__, and of course the biggest gaylord in town me!

email me 1out1der@dbbarrell.com

lowfields said...

I AM STILL GAY,
LOWFIELDS
XXX

lindapooh said...

YOU WILL THE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE POKER SKY JENNY.

THANKS FOR THE GOOD TIMES WE SHARED

1out1der said...

plat, whats up with posting as me on your own blog and ignoring my shout out when I sat with you earlier? Pretty weak imo.

This place is turning into 1out1derland I feel like im stealing up plats limelight (hate)- should i start up my own blog for you all to spam?

Patterson7 said...

I can fight and beat anyone who reads this blog

email me:

patterson7@bigpots.com

Patterson7 said...

you must have been at the NO SHOUTING OUT table 1out1der.

try sitting at the GAY SHOUT OUT LOUD TABLE between 8pm and 11pm then we will reply

Patterson7 said...

You fuckin Poofs,Faggots, Bisexuals and Scousers are a bunch of bastards.I just spent 6 hours playin the Bisexual freeroll,i made final table and went all in with my Straight and lost to Ace High.I rang Hills who told me Lowfields has banned Straights as a hand on all his exclusive gay/bi tables.
U WANKER LOWFIELDS.

Platonics Dad said...

Yes,i actually won the bisexual freeroll and had my winnings taken off me cause they found out im out and out gay.

Incidentally,i agree with the general opinion on here that my son is a wanker,a liar and shit at poker.

Gotta go,only allowed few mins internet time,back to my cell now.

Plats Dad

Platonics mum said...

I drink Carlsberg Special Brew for breakfast

Hills Employee said...

There are too many conflicting parts on that £2/£5 hand quad Fours,Hills Hand Histories dont make mistakes,let alone every line bein wrong.Ive also looked at your statemnets and your winning fuck all mate.

You are a fuckin wanker