Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Platonic_'s guide to check raising

Hello Plat fans (I'm going to ignore the gruffnuts from now on),

This is a quick post about how and when you should go for the check raise. This is gold dust. This will help you all with your games and deciding when to check raise!

The best time to checkraise is when you have a flush draw to disguise your hand and totally fuck with your opponents minds. This also works with any other type of draw including double ended straights and sometimes with the middle pin straight draw.

Another great time to go for the check raise is when you have a pocket pair. Like when the flop is 23J and you hold TT... this is an ideal time to check/raise... you gotta mix it up. 77 on a 993 board... GO ON CHECK MOTHER FUCKING RAISE.

You will have a disguised hand that they will never be able to put you on. Even if they do call you should still bet about one tenth of the pot on the turn... often these clowns will either fold to your turn bet with top pair or sometimes go all in and you can safely fold knowing you played the hand perfectly and lost the minimum when you were obv beat.

There are players at the £20NL tables who think they deserve to win every pot... you have to fight back against these gruffnuts! They bet with shit all the time. Every fucking flop all they do is bet. THIS IS WHY THE CHECK RAISE IS SUCH A PROFITABLE MOVE. I mean it has made me £1000's over the last few months alone. I am such a creative player... I really should move up to 25p/50p some times very soon... or maybe just 15p/25p.

47 comments:

gruffnut said...

do not leave any more posts on here this guy is an egomaniac.

totally full of shit as this post proves .

please dont give him anything to make his head any bigger.

Morphism said...

Hey Plat I got crushed at £50NL so I've moved back down. Gimmie a shout at the tables - I want lessons from you.

ben100 said...

is Justin033 playing today?

balti said...

you lot are morons,ben100,justin033,claudia,15ti,play less,and get a life u sad fucks

although not as sad as platonic,i mean at least u guys do make a pittance,which is far more than that wanker

LOWFIELDS said...

IS JUSTIN033 PLAYING TODAY AND IS HE GAY?

I COME IN FROM GAY BAR EVERYNITE AT 5AM AND PLATONIC IS ALWAYS PLAYIN SO WHOEVER WORKED OUT HIS WIN RATE CAN PROB HALF IT AGAIN,HE MUST DO 300HRS A MONTH MINIMUM(AROUND HALF AS MANY HOURS AS JUSTIN033 DOES)

IM GAY AND LIKE APHEX TWIN-WINDOWLICKER

LOWFIELDS said...

I DRINK REAL ALE

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Justin003 said...

hey wtf i dont make a pittance, i just try to lose no more than £5 a week so i can break even from rb

justin003 said...

£5k sorry

Gaz Billingham said...

Ballbag why u dodging me?

When am i going to have the pleasure of taking all your money?

What will 10p get me these days apart from a quick blow off ur old mum?

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Anonymous said...

yeah its dying a slow death because hes a retard

just dont do it

Platonic_ said...

wtf dont post see if i care

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openplan said...

yeah agreed its shit

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