What a rollercoster it has been tonight for the Platmeister! The final straw was when I found myself sitting at at £2/5NL table! WFT WFT WFF.
Firstly this hand PEEED me off big time:
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Ah Kh]
Adamc2502: calls £0.20
boydy07: folds
Gar071033: folds
artboruc: folds
Platonic_: raises to £0.60
Adamc2502: calls £0.40
----- FLOP ----- [9s 4h 8d]
Platonic_: bets £1 ------> standard steel bet
Adamc2502: calls £1
----- TURN ----- [9s 4h 8d][Ks]
Platonic_: checks-----> hit my bingo card so I decided to check - raise!
Adamc2502: bets £1
Platonic_: raises to £3
Adamc2502: raises to £12.07 and is all-in wft wft wft wff
Platonic_: is all-in £8.28 - gotta call i got top pair!! wooooooooooooo
Returned uncalled bets £0.79 to Adamc2502
----- RIVER ----- [9s 4h 8d Ks][Qd]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Adamc2502: shows [4s Kc] (Two Pairs, Kings and Fours, Queen high)
Platonic_: shows [Ah Kh] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
Adamc2502 collected £24.57 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £25.86 Main pot £24.57 Rake £1.29
Board [9s 4h 8d Ks Qd]
Seat 1: boydy07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gar071033 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: artboruc (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (big blind) showed [Ah Kh] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high
Seat 6: Adamc2502 showed [4s Kc] and won (£24.57) with Two Pairs, Kings and Fours, Queen high
****HAND ENDS****
SO HE CALLED ME WITH K4 PRE FLOP... WTF WTF WTF WTF.... see why it tilted me???
MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
CALLING STATION
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Kd Qc]
msoza96: calls £0.20
LadyCam: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.20
Tribalism: folds
scapaflow: folds
Cha131020: checks
----- FLOP ----- [6s Jh 9c]
Cha131020: checks
msoza96: bets £0.60
Platonic_: calls £0.60
Cha131020: folds
----- TURN ----- [6s Jh 9c][8s]
msoza96: checks
Platonic_: bets £2
msoza96: calls £2
----- RIVER ----- [6s Jh 9c 8s][4s]
msoza96: checks
Platonic_: bets £3
msoza96: calls £3
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Kd Qc] (High Card King)
msoza96: shows [Js Th] (A Pair of Jacks, Ten high)
msoza96 collected £11.31 from Main pot
Then this SENT ME OVER THE EDGE:
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Jd Th]
WStrutt: folds
__xx___: folds
stringo: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.10
msoza96: checks
----- FLOP ----- [Jc Kh Tc]
Platonic_: bets £0.40
msoza96: raises to £1.20
Platonic_: raises to £31.78 and is all-in
msoza96: is all-in £26.63
Returned uncalled bets £3.95 to Platonic_
----- TURN ----- [Jc Kh Tc][3h]
----- RIVER ----- [Jc Kh Tc 3h][2s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Jd Th] (Two Pairs, Jacks and Tens, King high)
msoza96: shows [Kc 3c] (Two Pairs, Kings and Threes, Jack high)
msoza96 collected £53.26 from Main pot AND IS A FUCKING RETARDED FISH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
So... I decided to move up for a boom or bust session at a £2/5 heads up table. Now noone can say I aint got balls! So of course I buy in for only £175........ then I get delt 44.........
Seat 1: Platonic_ (£174 in chips)
Seat 2: LucNilis (£504.40 in chips)
Platonic: posts small blind £2
LucNilis: posts big blind £5
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [4d 4c]
Platonic_: calls £3
LucNilis: raises to £9
Platonic_: raises to £18
----- FLOP ----- [4h 10c 2c]
LucNilis: bets £30
Platonic_: calls £30
----- TURN ----- [4h 10c 2c][4s]
LucNilis: bets £60
Platonic_: raises £120
LucNilis: calls £60
----- RIVER ----- [4h 10c 2c 4s][8c]
LucNilis: checks
Platonic_: checks
----- SHOW DOWN -----
LucNilis: shows [10s 10d] (3 of a kind 10s, Eight High)
Platonic_: shows [4d 4c]] (Four of a kind, Fours, Eight high)
Platonic_ collected £333.5 from Main pot
BIGGEST POT I EVER WON, TY YOU FUCKING FISH CLOWN!!! HAHAHA. I THEN SAT OUT AND GAVE HIM SOME ABUSE.... ALSO TOLD THIS CLOWN TO CHECK OUT MY BLOG, SO "LucNilis" IF YOU THERE - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GET IT UP YA!!! LOLOOLOLOLOL
49 comments:
thats where you lose so much money,if you're gonna play £2/£5,buy in for £500 and take £500 off him.
you are a fuckin idiot by the way
i agree,total asshole,
fowksey
I AM GAY.
LOWFIELDS
Ahahahah am I reading this correct?
In that £2/5 hand, you checked behind with quads on the river?
Jesus Christ I heard you were a numpty but this takes it to new levels!
jesus,he checked last to act with quads?
wtf?
what a wanker,
config
i swing both ways,
houchen1
Plat you should of min raised the flop, min raised the turn then go all in on the river you fool
HAHAHHAHA
YOU CHECK THOSE QUADS U NOB,
FK ME I KNEW YOU WERE A RETARD BUT JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST YOUR SHIT, WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS BEATING YOU?
AND HOW THE FK CAN U CALL HIM A MORON WHEN YOUR THE IDIOT HITTING YOUR ONE OUTER YOU FUCKING TOOL!
I WILL MAKE A CHALLANGE RIGHT HERE AND NOW. ME AND YOU HEADS UP FOR ROLLS ANY STAKES ANY TIME??
DO YOU HAVE THE STONES?
I DOUBT IT
fuck off you clowns... so what if i checked the river, i was getting excited and forgot to bet.
it dosent matter anyway i only had £4 or something left.
the sad facts are that you muppets are jelous because that pot was bigger than any pot you have ever won.
keep dreaming fish, maybe one day......
"Gaz Billingham" - WFT WFT WFT?
you know where to find me if you really want to play me.
i'm not in the habit of playing for my whole bankroll (it's a LARGE sum of money, unlike yours).
im on the £20nl crypto tables every night. if your not busto come find me and maybe we can arrange a heads up game if you really want.
but i have a feeling this will never happen as YOU ARE A BROKE JOKE.
get a job you layabout clown, then come back and donate to me your first months wages
ty
to be honest i wouldn't want to take platonic on heads up, he can read players pretty well
kollega
im a wanker,
stringo
i play 3p /6p and im a cunt,
layback
hahahahahahhah
Fuck me ive heard some ass clowns in my time son but u take the biscuit, and as for a broke joke son id take u to the cleaners before you could say "my names platonic and im a cunt"
so before you think you can shout your mouth off son how about you come find this broke joke as u so politely put it and see if you think you come anywhere near
im a homosexual and what the fuck any of you gonna do about it?
Isidorsk
fuck off platonic u useless piece of shit,
msoza96
invite you to my home game and fuck the shit out of you isidorsk.
ok ty
im the biggest gaylord on hills
fuk me i have my gas bill to pay!
glad i read your comment gillingham 1 leighton orient 0
im bi
when do the classes start pratonic?
my game has collapsed like a pack of cards.
email me madbrett@dbbarrell.com
im a gobshite and play as platonic1 but i am really the most obnoxous cunt on hills. my head is so far up my own arse i can suck my tonsils!
i pretend to be loaded but i sell the big issue to finance my poker.
im a homosexual and what the fuck any of you gonna do about it isidorsk?
"Now noone can say I aint got balls!"
you aint got balls platonic_ ! you only played 1 hand and you got lucky and still managed to play it shite!
anyone can say i AINT GOT BALLS!
ring me lowfields?
yeah i agree, annon comments are only from sad littel fucks who are jelous.
ive had many this week from players i play with regularly after one of them found my PRIVATE blog. they're just jelous of my £1345 monthly profit at the crypto £20nl tables.
i guess my blog is now public so could you be my fist link exchange?
http://platonicpoker.blogspot.com/
ty
Platonic_
FIRSTLY! Your spelling is disgusting!
SECONDLY! Your monthly earnings is hardly anything to brag about.... you would earn more labouring on a building site hahahaha
yeah even your pro poker friends thibk your an arsehole.
wtf wtf wtf
This blog is way better than bluescouse's keep it up plat- tilt induced shots at high stakes make for good reading (even if you forget to bet the nuts).
Having random haters posting here is pretty fucking sweet too, like a fan club or something!
Give me a shout out next time you're taking my money on crypto guys- I'll dump an extra stack on you.
fuck off platonic,
sharon21
ALL GAYS EMAIL ME,
LOWFIELDS@SPUDSALAD.COM/ISIDORSK
Justin033 told me hes gettin bored and cuttin his poker hours down to just 23 hours a day.
Lol, how have none of you noticed what a fake that hand history with "quads" is a fake. For starters, the other would not have been three of a kind tens, it would have been a full house, 10s over 4s. And Plat wouldn't have had four of a kind fours eight high, it would have been ten high. So clearly doctored/a complete fake. Now that is SAD.
omg,well spotted,just how retarded is this guy?gets worse with every post.
fuck off platonic,youre shit
__sp__
HAHAHHA WELL PLAYED U ASS CLOWN
YOU KEEP FIDDLING YOUR HAND HISTORIES ASWELL AS FIDDLING WITH UR SISTER, U SAD LITTLE PLEB
also numb nut where is your oppo`s call pre flop? or does he not bother putting the rest of it in?
talk you way out of that one platonic you asshole,
Boris
Im 15ti and im a cunt too, i finance poker by stealing empty Coca Cola bottles and selling them to the recycling merchants down my way.
And im not shagging Claudia27 you sick gay fuckers. Claudia27 and i have a totally PLATONIC relationship.
So you jealous cunts get over it and move on.
im a homosexual,
Lowfields ring me if you're interested,
Gaz Billgham
IM DEFINITELY FUCKIN INTERESTED,
EMAIL ME
LOWFIELDS@15TI100.COM
So the real reason he failed to bet the river was that the hand didnt exist and therefore there was no river to bet.
Fuck off you weirdo,
Larsolsen
There must have been some troubles at william hill when I downloaded the hand history... I gaurntee you it happened.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE SMART COMMENTS.......... WHO WANTS A FIGHT
ill kick 7 colours of shit outa you u lyin bastard,just like the hands where you stacked loser18 twice u were going to"find"but havent,as loser18 says he hadnt even played you when you made that comment,
crackho
im racist and not gay,
BNP001
crackho your up there with the biggest MUGS on the site.
remember that time i stcked you with 72 OFF SUIT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED FOR DAYS!!!
WTF WTF WTF are you saying im a liar?????
I'LL GO FIND THOSE HH'S NOW AND WILL SHOW THE WORLD WHEN HE CALLED ME DOWN VERY WEAK.
Platonic you are a nob sack
After that check on the river you obv put him on 10,10.
Oh wait......
Oh and nicely fiddled HH. Couldn't do a better job myself. And believe me I have tried.
hahahaha.
Nice level.
That hand history was pretty weak though, at least make it look half convinvincing you daft prick.
WHY JUST CHECK ON THE RIVER WITH QUADS ? Are you stupidddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd?????????????????????????????
lol is this whole blog a joke,
First hand your turn check raise is pretty awful. I won't go into why since I don't want to give you tips.
Second hand you bet half the pot on the river when you almost never have the runner runner flush, only hand you're really representing is QT so that's an easy call with JT.
Third hand you are actually behind his monster combo draw when the money goes in.
Board: Jc Kh Tc
Dead:
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 48.182% 47.27% 00.91% 468 9.00 { JdTh }
Hand 1: 51.818% 50.91% 00.91% 504 9.00 { Kc3c }
Not a bad call from him at all.
The £2/£5 hand is obviously fake but I love how you've made yourself play it as bad as possible. The limp-minraise preflop, just calling on a drawy flop and checking behind on the river with quads. Genius.
And you were seriously offering to coach Bluescouse??
Sorry but he is a far far better player than you. Try actually playing £2/£5 and see how you do.
Um there is quite a lot that doesnt add up with that hand on £2/£5 table, firstly you check quads on the river???? And where it says your hand, it says that he has three of a kind tens when he has a full house tens full of fours.. Are you making this up by any chance? Anyway keep on moaning about losing hands with the worst cards and keep trying to suck out on people because thats all your good at hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i agree,total asshole, fowksey
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