Saturday, 4 October 2008

i slipped up

As you loyal plat fans will well know by now, i do not normally drink alcohol. My dad was an alcoholic and i swear to myself never to be like him. when i drink alcohol i go mental. So today i am very disapointed with myself, as i also took alot of class A drugs.
I wasnt even wanting to drink but i got the worse bad beat of all time. I smashed my PC screen to bits and i needed some relief. IK flicked through the gig guide and saw the venga boys(my favourite band of my youth) were playing at a local venue so i decided to go down and get smashed.
It was a good night but i ended up getting thrown out for dancing stripping untill i was stark bollok naked. When i got outside i ended up taking on TWO doormen. They thhought i was just another fool but little they knew i was a karate expert and i ended up kicking both there heads in before making a timely exit before the police got there,

On the poker front i dont think i am going to be moving up this month due to the fact i broke my PC screen, so i will need to replace that and that is a succnificant chunck of my bank roll.

10 comments:

jenka said...

fuck you ti you scottish prick.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha U RETARD, pc screens cost like £200 and thats a signifcant part of ur bankroll. now we know!

1out1der said...

im bisexual

Anonymous said...

How can you post on your blog but not play poker?

Anonymous said...

its not me posting you retard fz

Anonymous said...

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Jenka said...

Dundee wankers 15ti balmore and the big tosser of them all claudia27.

jenka said...

Lol neither of those haggis eaters have for even a moment believed it was me postin these abusive comments.

Im far more abusive and would have at least started on their girlfriends(or 15ti's boyfriend) by at least the 2nd or 3rd post.

Ok ty

xx

jenka said...

i have 4 personalities. your all cunts sometimes.

fuck off back to jockland you pair of twats.

Antonio Murphy said...

hahahaha U RETARD, pc screens cost like £200 and thats a signifcant part of ur bankroll. now we know!