Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Gay Billingham

I've had enough of this moaning useless drop out prick. It has come to my attention that GAY BILLINGHAM has been talking shit about me on internet messageboards and other blogs. WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS???

I've created a short film to show what I am going to do to him when I find out where he lives. All I can say is that I will be putting the Thai Boxing I've been going to recently to good use.

GAZ, I'M COMING AFTER YOU. YOUR THE BIGGEST GRUFFNUT OF THEM ALL.

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30 comments:

Platonic said...

Forgot to add to that last post that due to growin demand and the Platonic brand exploding in popularity,that im creatin a spin off site,with a yearly or monthly membership where i will answer any queries on hands,situations your strugglin with and full prices of my tuition will be there.

Let me know what you want from me guys,

yours truly

King Plat

lesley011 said...

yeah go and take a flying fuck . any cunt can limp pairs and raise bullets.

gede, claudia, houchen, biatch, your all tossers

Anonymous said...

more videos less lame photoshops pls.

platonic said...

Listen Gruffnut,i dont have to defend my ability here,the 25/50p regs will all tell you how good i am now they seen me in action,i know full well im a huge threat to their profits,but luckily guys,i wont be around for long,razor and loser18 are my targets within a month or two,i just know i can rip those gruffnuts apart as well as the rest of the nits and scum that frequent those games.

Anyone who wants to know how to do it,just sign up for lessons when the site goes live,until then shut the fuck up and eat my shit.

Bigbigh said...

i want to sign up are you cheaper than cardrunners?

Bigbigh said...

and how do i go about it?

Platonic_ said...

It will only be £20 to join and £14 a month after that. This will include at least 2 poker videos a week and one comedy video that I will also make myself.

Any questions drop me another comment.

I am accepting orders currently via paypal.

tinyjoyce said...

can you promise me i will win that amount back every month?

i currently play on 3p 6p and sometimes 5p 10p nl.

Aeioweu said...

Platonic I played with you on the same table the other day, and you were distinctly average.

fowksey said...

"Average"?He must have improved a hell of a lot then from last week

platonic said...

by the way BigBighsexual,you can join my club,you're welcome but i will NOT be giving face to face tuition to Gays,disabled or certain nationalities/races which i will list at a later date,and obviuslno tuition given to gruffnuts,everyone else is welcome

Bigbigh said...

ive not come out the closet yet is that ok?

and how do i pay you? i want these lessons sooner rather than later mate.

GB said...

PMSL where the hell are you goint to find 10,000 marines to help you? Coz believe me son thats what you would need, As soon as you step into my manor you would be hunted down and killed you better believe that son!

So pipe yourself down and go run along and leave the poker playing to the grown ups ok,

Ps, do you fancy me or somthing why the hell have you added my blog as the top one of your list that you read most often, son you have a problem!

mymaximus said...

how did the trip to the cinema with cute_fish go? he said in the chat 2day you was coming on to him?

platonic said...

ok i have decided not to continue with the path of openning my own trainning site, i lost 4 bi's to baliti 2day n it has made me relize my abbility are not as good as i thought, ppl who have already sighned up your money will be returned(only 2). i have joined card runners myself and i will be crushing loser18 very soon!

so long gruffnuts

king plat

platonic said...

oh and the trip to the cinema was fantastic me and matt(cute_fish) had a great time together we are going to make our trip to the cinema a weekly event to build our friendship and have time off poker(which all good player need).

the platt

1out1der said...

can i come with you? i have no friends.

Aeioweu said...

I think it's a bit harsh to call Plat a fish, he played a solid game when I was at his table, although a bit tight.

houchen1 said...

tight as in tighter than 2 coats of fuckin paint you cunt!

great if you want to be break even but i see so many cunts actually reraise him when plato decides to play his trips and up.

fkn wankers

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't know who sounds more retarded gb or plat?

Anonymous said...

That gillingham video youve made is hilarious. Keep em coming Plat.

goooooood girl said...

Very good......

stabilo (BOSS) said...

sit on my knee good girl and talk about the first thing that pops up!

1out1der said...

no insane chat

justin033 said...

Houchen,did u not like this Tiffany cover then?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mluCZBGtjW8&feature=related

RoyalFire said...

Hey Plat,

Ive been reading ur blog for quite some time now. And i congratulate u for creating such a character...

And for those of you who actually take Plat seriously, Again ~Plat describes it the best

Gruffnutts....

Keep up the good comedy

Royalfire

gary glitter said...

as you are aware,these have been very testin times for me of late and would like to thank you for all your support Platonic_,one knows who ones freinds are durin these times and i truly do class you as one now Plat

keep up the good work mate

mamaggie said...

fuck you celtic were gonna win the league.

batman22 said...

get a life cok sucker all u do is laze about all day and do fuk all. get a life ya fuking retarded donkey!!

tinyjoyce said...

can ppl stop posting things with my name on ty