Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Classic Plat

Here is a my classic guide to the 3/4ths but in law. This is for all the new loyal Plat fans who may have missed this post, it's also updated for my new steaks of 25p/50p.

Platonics poker guide: 1. The 3/4ths Buy In Law

Quite a few poker books I have read recently have helped my game a lit, but there are some big holes in them and they have not been updated for the 21st centuary - I news for you Slansky and co. - POKER HAS CHANGED SINCE YOUR DAY..... and ONLINE POKER IS A DIFFERENT GAME ALTOGETHER.

Some of you gruffnuts have been pestering me about my £35 to £38 buy in tactic. I've had some reservations about revealing why I do this as this law of poker will change the face of the internet games forever... but here goes.

I've decided to call this law the PLAT-Stack law of poker.

Advantages of "The PLAT-stack":

- When I get a bad beat or a "cooler" situation (like top pair vs top pair (better kicker)) I only lose 3/4ths of my stack. This is an obvious advantage as it means I lose less money.

- It allows me to double up a lot easier.

- The element of surprise. These fish don't notice that one minute I sit with £35 then 2 secs later I have well over £50.

- It lets me play my draws and pairs.

- It makes me unique (although I have recently seen some dudes trying to copy me; e.g. SEXPEST, TEEGA and 4KINGI)

- When I get over £62 I get up instantly and leave. This allows me to never lose any big pots.

- It allows me to play for bigger steaks with less of a bankroll - this was a major factor in my quick rise through the stakes on crypto towards my current status of OWNING £50NL. It is no longer a problem as my bankroll is massive. I could easily move upto 50NL and crush but I'm not sure of the optimal amount to buy in for (anyone who knows gimmie a shout in the comments).




Thats about it. I know a lot of people have been waiting for this info - feel free to share it with your close friends and family.

Beware someone is posting a fake Plato blog... what a loser... I recon it's Loser18 trying to get back at me for stacking him twice. WHAT A GRUFFNUT. My next blog will concentrate on the 2nd LAW of online poker - how to use your position to your advantage.

Remember dudes it's only a game so put up a real good fight. We're gonna be "pokering" you tonight. The one and only, undisputed top dog of cryto, best poker instructer in the UK, PLATONIC_ (your king, their god)

Thank me later....

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

You posted this shite a few weeks ago.

Get some new material you thick racist cunt.

Platonic_ said...

Yes, this is a new feature of my blog called "Classic Plat", in which I go over some classic concepts that some new Plat Fans may have missed.

If you could read properly you would have seen this - therefore I think you are the "THICK RACIST CUNT".

BTW I'm not racist as I have explained before, perhaps that post shall the next in the "Classic Plat" feature.

Teega said...

platoinc ive been buying in for 2/3rd buy in since you were a toddler

dont get any ideas thinking you were the first to use this system

Anonymous said...

is joyces baby dead yet?

Platonic_ said...

wtf whos joyce?

sick freaks

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carameda said...

your running out of material you plonker.

i want to see poker tips and advice on how to play 6 handed cash games. NOT STUFF I READ MONTHS AGO.

DROP THE CLASSIC PLAT ITS LIKE A BAND BRINGING OUT A GREATEST HITS CD.

TOTAL SHITE.

move with the times and get posting decent material on how to win at poker.

then you might get some respect at the tables.

ok saddo

mamaggie said...

platonic is shittest regular i have ever seen

Platonic_ said...

"i want to see poker tips and advice on how to play 6 handed cash games. NOT STUFF I READ MONTHS AGO.£

WELL MAYBE IF YOU COULD JUST UNDERSTAND BASIC CONCEPTS I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TEACH YOU SOME ADVANCED STUFF.

AS IT STANDS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH MY MORE ADVANCED PLAYS.

ALSO STOP EMAILING ME FOR ADVICE... I BLOCKED YOU ON MSN FOR A REASON.

carameda said...

come on plat you gay fuck gimme some help with my game you cunt!

please?

its meant to be a fuckin poker blog not a blog where any cunt can vent there feelings you total fuckin dickhead.

starting hands and pf betting would be a good start.

ok ty

for old times mate?

jimmmy01 said...

..and can u talk us through why check 3 streets with flopped quads is good play?

msoza96 said...

Cmooon liitoool Platonicc i missed u soo muchh u hit n runner weaktightminigay75%stacker , i leaved (crypto)nl25p and u progressed to nl50p, what a shame, i hope u realize what was the real big problem in your nl25p game , btw my advice is :

dont get excited when u meet me at nl100 im not gona eat u! (just stack u)
ps. i wanna go to you to rape the fishes together, what do you say about this? maybe i teach u some manners

houchen1 said...

fuck off msoza96 you wanker!!!

i havent missed you at all fuck face.

Shadow said...

Your my hero, Plat. I'm very much looking forward to the Classic Plat series. Big kiss

Bogdan said...

i just sit and watch plat play.


thanx

Gulkines said...

yeah mate me too!


thanx

Anonymous said...

Dont believe Rake The Rakes email about rakeback on new ipoker network....there wont be any.Just yet another RTR lie

Anonymous said...

tiny joyce is one fucking ugly cunt, look at the state of that picture, she looks like a face u have when u look in the back of a spoon

jimmmy01 said...

wish andragoog would stop eatin his goulash whilst playin,the hungarian retard is way too fuckin slow

derek said...

batman you gay fuck stop hiding behind anonymous.

talking of spoons i would cut your fingers off and make you eat them ONE BY ONE.

ANYTIME YOU WANT A PARTY ?

hills admin said...

yeah derek mail me i can trace him and give you his ip adress and home address.

jenisdabestbabe@hotmail.com

derek said...

yeah i have the owner of the blog working on that as we speak then its SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

derek the internet warrior, u couldnt even knock a wank out

tvstar said...

ok thanx

Anonymous said...

lol @ derek, what a fucking sex case, you freakin pervert

dewick said...

im gay???????

razor666 said...

found an awesome way of scarin women im not interested in away

i had some business cards made with ,contact me

platonic@platonicpoker.blogspot.com

not one girl has got back to me

ok ty

razor666 said...

im gay u see,no girls interest me

razor666 said...

im straight you little tosser.

play me hu for your roll anytime you like huh?

fowksey said...

plat is back 1 tabling £20 nl

lololol

fowksey said...

with £3 stack

balti said...

ffs just upgraded my car,was a borderline decsion which was swayed only by i was expectin plat to stil be on my tables for next few months,then he moves down.

fuckin bollocks

platonic_ said...

so i bust my roll big deal you cunts i will be back.

im playing 1 table of 20nl and 1 table 50 nl until i get my agression back to where it was before.

playing a little scared money just now as ive lost a few quid and i am still unemployed.

Gulkines said...

Crushing cash poker since 1999

ok with a little trigonometry you will be playing $2 $5 by 2083 and my stakes by 2153

good luck in your quest!

platonic said...

guilkines,u are less than nothin to me,ive watched u play and i could crush u any day of the week,only reason i cant play u is i dont have the money

Anonymous said...

$Bankjob$ and Openplan are both gay! They play naked kerplonk in the garden while waiting on the "hi we're gay" freeroll starting

ok ty

openplan said...

correct but openplan has only played 14 minutes this month .

thanx

openplan said...

correct but openplan has only played 14 minutes this month .

thanx

Anonymous said...

rumour has it Plat now has £13.26 in his account from the £1000+ he had last week when startin his 25p/50p venture.

is this true plat and are u still on for £1/£2 by Jan/Feb?

ty

1out1der said...

no insane chat!

platonic_ said...

just to clarify you cunts i have well over £100 in my account.

£136.68 to be presise!

eat my sh1t and die!

platonic_ said...

rule brittania brittania rules the waves and this platonic will never be a slave.

bmp rules!

fowksey said...

new post required platonic this 1 is past its sell by date you peace of shit.

gingerol said...

Dealer: Game #8167512794, Chaka2011 wins pot (£1.25)
Platonic_: no no no no this is wrong
Dealer: Game #8167512844, 4_king_l wins pot (£1.25)
Platonic_: pot kettle and black
Gingerol (observer): its true, platonic you are a complete wan-kstain
wan-kstain
Case12023: i agree so does everyone on this site
Platonic_: well thans to your money i can replace those stained sheets
Case12023: claudia....15-1000....abdy hinks hes a wa nk stain
Dealer: Game #8167512884, Balti1112 wins pot (£1.25)
Dealer: Game #8167512934, Case12023 wins pot (£0.50)
Gingerol (observer): you shud go back to licking out your dads bumhole for pennies
Dealer: Game #8167512954, Chaka2011 wins pot (£1.43)
Dealer: Game #8167513004, Chopp11 wins pot (£2.85)
Dealer: Game #8167513024, Case12023 wins pot (£1.25)

Anonymous said...

Gingerol (observer): gone quiet? can't talk? something in your mouth?

Anonymous said...

Gingerol (observer): gone quiet? can't talk? something in your mouth?

Anonymous said...

You full of shit and you need a life or a bird you sad fat kunt