Thursday, 29 May 2008

£1345 Now

Just played a short session and stcked one of those so called "regulars".

Profit for month now up from £1300 to £1345. BITE ME FISH

I invite any of you anonymous morons to come and try to stack me at MY tables

I'm off out to work... and no I don't pick up dog shit like some suggest!!!!

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Horse manure then?

Anonymous said...

Used comdoms?

Anonymous said...

Game #7165576024: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/20 - 19:50:03 (UK)
Table "Vimuvimuyov" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Platonic_ (£20.66 in chips)
Seat 2: Adam02069 (£8.46 in chips)
Seat 3: Tamw0508 (£29.61 in chips)
Seat 4: Istva0410 (£27.34 in chips)
Seat 5: Jpg00 (£29.38 in chips)
Seat 6: Craigie79 (£35.78 in chips)
Platonic_: posts small blind £0.10
Adam02069: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Jpg00 [3c Qc]
Tamw0508: calls £0.20
Istva0410: raises to £1
Jpg00: folds
Craigie79: folds
Platonic_: raises to £3
Adam02069: folds
Tamw0508: calls £2.80
Istva0410: calls £2
----- FLOP ----- [Ad 9s Tc]
Platonic_: checks
Tamw0508: checks
Istva0410: checks
----- TURN ----- [Ad 9s Tc][8s]
Platonic_: bets £2
Tamw0508: calls £2
Istva0410: raises to £6
Platonic_: raises to £17.66 and is all-in
Tamw0508: raises to £26.61 and is all-in
Istva0410: is all-in £18.34
Returned uncalled bets £2.27 to Tamw0508
----- RIVER ----- [Ad 9s Tc 8s][Qh]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Tamw0508: shows [Qd Js] (A Straight, Queen high)
Istva0410: shows [Td Ts] (Three of a kind, Tens, Ace high)
Platonic_: shows [As Ah] (Three of a kind, Aces, Queen high)
Tamw0508 collected £13.36 from Side pot #1
Tamw0508 collected £59.18 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £75.54 Main pot £59.18 Side pot #1 £13.36 | Rake £3
Board [Ad 9s Tc 8s Qh]
Seat 1: Platonic_ (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with Three of a kind, Aces, Queen high
Seat 2: Adam02069 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tamw0508 showed [Qd Js] and won (£72.54) with A Straight, Queen high
Seat 4: Istva0410 showed [Td Ts] and lost with Three of a kind, Tens, Ace high
Seat 5: Jpg00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Craigie79 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

Anonymous said...

Platonic_: shows [7d 7h] (Four Of A Kind Sevens)
Platonic_ collected £2.28 from Main pot

Clownia27 said...

aha thats an amazing hand jpg.

the classic platonic slowplay, always works a treat!

i wish i was at the table when he checked 3 streets with quads, that goes down in history!!

Anonymous said...

but wtf was he doing at the table with a full buy in?!

Anonymous said...

Platonic is crap,is there anyone at all out there who thinks otherwise?(Other than himself)

Anonymous said...

i have played against platonic many times and i think he is probably a far better player than most on the 10/20.
whoever made this anti plat blog is probably jealous of his charisma and skills!!!
Go get em plato the fish are ready for you!!!

Anonymous said...

This is Plato's blog,with comments like that im guessin you must be some clueless fool like Lindapooh,or is this his one friend Strutty?

Anonymous said...

...nah,its Platonic himself IMO,Strutty doesnt tell lies.

Anonymous said...

MY NAME IS LOWFIELDS,IM CAPTAIN OF THE HILLS BISEXUAL TEAM,AND I KICKED HIM OFF THE TEAM COS HE KEPT WANTING TO GO ALL IN TO HIS OPPONENT,RATHER THAN CONCENTRATE ON THE GAME.

Anonymous said...

Hello gruffnutts and loyal fans

Poor poor poor so very poor. Gota say clownia ya satirical blog was very funny to begin with but you lost it after the first two posts. What did I do about that? I gave you some content. What did u do? U re hashed and deleted my original post, very poor. I appreciate that much like your poker you have tried a few little tricks and now that’s it nothing nada you are at the end of the line nothing more to offer, very weak.

Profit that post is now out of date 1390 and rising. Anonymous bloggers where are you show yourselves stop hiding. Saying I cant play ha ha ha ha ha come to a table say it and watch me take ya stack.

Now a few special words for the unplanned pregnancies that created this blog. Clownia why you wasting ya time with this blog? Given how you managed to climb out of the abortion bucket you should be giving survival lessons. How funny you haven’t taken 1 hand off me this month. So I guess this blog is your only recourse ( sad sad little genetic accident). Shitfields why you got such a fixation with bum sex is it because ya fat ugly lush of a mum gave birth ta ya on the shitter as she didn’t realize she was pregnant (bet you were one floater she tried hard to flush).

So clownia when ya gona get creative and do something new with this blog. Lol maybe you should try and take a hand off me then you would have something to blog about. And all you other pussies I’m hear ready to play and waiting for you no fear just ready to laugh at ya when you loose.

Can’t wait to see what you butmunchers do next

Loyal fans this is the one and only the king you all love and still the undisputed heavyweight champ of the small stakes poker your man our god the real plat.
Peace out to everyone except clownia, jb, jpg, sh!tfields, junkie, lisaDonk and saltySh!tb0ll0x.

Anonymous said...

This guy is fuckin mental

Anonymous said...

plutonic do you wear a shell suit and a crash helmet when playing small stakes poker?

i think you do.

love always claudia. im new

xxxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

You're just a waste of time Platonic,you never even play a hand,dunno why you bother,

Kollega

Anonymous said...

Agree with the above,

Spudsalad

Anonymous said...

Why dont u you try pre flop raisin other than AA?Pf raisin is where the money lies,just watch me,

Liv4cam

Anonymous said...

Too right,thats how i make my money,

Lesley011

Anonymous said...

Remember that time you raised £1 pf and for first time in 2 years i reraised pf(i've never raised pf either)to £20 and you called with JJ to see my obvious AA?
Now that was funny,thanks,

Lesley011

Anonymous said...

Hey Platonic,if you're so good,why the hell do you have to go your dog shit picking up job for council?Show me any of the other successful regulars who have the need to go out and work?Ok,Loser18 has his Mcdonalds day shift but thats an exception.

Anonymous said...

What your pullin in is far less than the minimum wage Plato,i would seriously sack poker and try get more hours removin dog shit from the pavements.

Regards,
madbrett

Anonymous said...

I really dont know what to say,other than you're more than welcome at my tables anyday Plato,
love Jenka x

Anonymous said...

Well plat fans here’s the news 1436 and rising. Wey hey. 4.22pm Friday afternoon!

300 hrs a month where does this figure come from? That’s 12hrs a day. That’s insane 6-8 hrs max average 180hrs a month. So I don’t mind you mocking my modest earnings but at least get ya facts straight.

Clownia, Shtfields I have ripped into you enough, for now. I would like to give a special mention to that fkin numpty salty. WTF WTF WTF. Now far be it for me to get into profiling but here is what I got to go on:
He thinks teenagers are inferior
He uses granddad terms like wet behind the ears
He can play poker at work (clearly an integral part of the operation. A man whose time is so valuable to the business)
He claims to understand the game but never says anything close to intelligent (my dad bigger than yours type stuff)
He claims to be good but I never seen him win (has anyone please respond)

So from these snippets may I suggest salty is a Stella drinking, banger driving, fat, bald, sexually frustrated numpty with a p!ss head brewer for a misses. The sort of girl who’s hideousness could only be done justice if she was an exhibit in the London dungeon. The sort of bearded low class dredge with fat belly and moustache that can only walk the streets at Halloween. I understand why salty might be bitter.

How does he direct this bitterness? Well after a hard day guarding any empty warehouse. I think his employers moved his useless ass there as it is probably cheaper to pay him min wage until he dies than sack him (redundancy would be large in min wage terms given this is the only job he has ever had or could have). Now lets face it if you were salty you know death is only round the corner, I mean what the fuc have u got to stay alive for. Ya birds a mess and you are about as useful to your employer as Joey Barton to the kick racism out campaign, or say Wayne Rooney to help the aged, or even Ashley Cole to the marriage guidance service.

In summary salty you are a dullard. I know I am an obnoxious tw@t but I try to redeem myself here and there. You are still in denial. How about you go snort a few lines of coke, get the heart racing, look at ya misses, look in the mirror, that would surely finish ya. At least by ending it you may have done something decent with ya life. Twat and eternal disrespect Plat

Big shout out to the owner of the crash hat and shell suit joke. That was fkin funny wd. All you other lame tossers blah blah bah blah. U are boring get creative of fk off. Just copying everyone else is sad and painful for everyone to read.

Loyal fans this is the one and only the king you all love and still the undisputed heavyweight champ of the small stakes poker your man our god the real plat.
Peace out to everyone except clownia, jb, jpg, sh!tfields, junkie, lisaDonk and saltySh!tb0ll0x.

Anonymous said...

Well at least i know things could be worse,when im sat there all depressed and see you walk past pickin the dog shit up,i suddenly realise im not doin as bad as some,

Salty

Anonymous said...

oh BTW i love you xox

Salty

Anonymous said...

The most offensive thing you put there was i drink Stella,not for me thank you,ive been educated by the Crypto Drinkin Team and am now a Rochefort10,Scheider Weisse,Duvel drinker.

Salty

__ jenny __ said...

hi plato shellsuits are big in scotland so i guess jenny has to put her hands up and show off her hairy armpits.
i take it i was correct then?
ps the crashhelmet is for every time i stack you. it must be well dented by now.

google watch out platos bogs about.

ok ty im new

and bi

Anonymous said...

How many MPP's do i require to exchange for
a)The Platonic shellsuit and
b)The Platonic duvet cover ?

Thanks,
Farhasbed

__ jenny __ said...

hey i will swap you both for a platonic crash helmuth

email me jenny@dbbarrell.com

ok ty im new

xx

Anonymous said...

Platonic is fuckin shit,
END OF STORY,

15ti100.

Anonymous said...

I've just played him for a few hours and thought he was dreadful,
Tevez_bit

jenny said...

this is incredible everyone one getting a good old plato rant and i come up with original gags making him a few quid and i dont get a mention. wtf is that about pluto?
or is it you have met your match in the intelligential stakes?
sender safety crashmat (saftir hashmat aka __ jenny __ )
ok ty im bi xx

__ jenny __ said...

sorry i meant
intelligenital stakes (dam wine)

if those stakes were poker plutonic you would only have 1 ball or maybe 2 thirds if you played your aa correctly but never a full buy in you marble pouch!

keep your money for me i own you and you know it! there endeth the lesson! hic hic hic

im new xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

You're just a shortstacked weak wanker Plat,fuck you
Godlin

madbrett said...

who is fish maniac plato?

i need to play him .

madbrett

Anonymous said...

Shellsuit?Duvet cover,BOLLOCKS!They are half measures,I want this guys soiled underwear right now!Anywhere sellin that?
_sp_

Anonymous said...

Well,im his neighbour and often see his permenently soiled Y-Fronts on the line,even after washin.So,if the price is right,maybe i can get you some?

Email me: wotnoaces@platonicspoker.com

lindapooh said...

there should be loads of that going around. i mean he does try to take on the regulars.

not very good i have to say.

try
www.platonicispants@spudsald.com
its for all fetishes but i will give you mine free sp

lindapooh xx

Anonymous said...

I also live in the area and complained to the council about that underwear on display for the public to see,

Houchen1

Anonymous said...

I've seen Ladies underwear on his line,yet he lives alone,never has any contact with women,other than his parole officer,so who's are they? ?

Anonymous said...

Plat, you the man and undisputed heavyweight king of chat!!!
Keep them rants coming and next time dont hold back, Salty sorry to hear about your misses, sounds like an idea to keep to the kleenex!