Monday, 26 May 2008

FOR FUCK SAKE, FUCKING FISH

Game #6894818794: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/26 - 16:15:05 (UK)
Table "Mikunoz" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: ___tom___ (£24.87 in chips)
Seat 2: thargian (£8.99 in chips)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (£11.94 in chips)
Seat 4: jbpokher (£19.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Iamanit (£25.67 in chips)
Seat 6: Willieboy (£17.98 in chips)
jbpokher: posts small blind £0.10
Iamanit: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic_ [Ad Ac]
Willieboy: calls £0.20
___tom___: calls £0.20
thargian: folds
Platonic_: raises to £0.80
jbpokher: folds
Iamanit: folds
Willieboy: calls £0.60
___tom___: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [Kh 5h Td]
Willieboy: bets £1
___tom___: calls £1
Platonic_: raises to £4
Willieboy: folds
___tom___: calls £3
----- TURN ----- [Kh 5h Td][Qh]
___tom___: checks
Platonic_: bets £7.14 and is all-in
___tom___: calls £7.14
----- RIVER ----- [Kh 5h Td Qh][Qd]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Ad Ac] (Two Pairs, Aces and Queens, King high)
___tom___: shows [Jh Qs] (Three of a kind, Queens, King high)
___tom___ collected £24.69 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £25.98 Main pot £24.69 Rake £1.29
Board [Kh 5h Td Qh Qd]
Seat 1: ___tom___ showed [Jh Qs] and won (£24.69) with Three of a kind, Queens, King high
Seat 2: thargian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Platonic_ (button) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with Two Pairs, Aces and Queens, King high
Seat 4: jbpokher (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Platonic,thanks for this blog,it really is one of the funniest things ive ever seen,ive regularly seen you play and neither i,nor any of the regulars think you are any good,in fact you are useless,break even at best.

Anonymous said...

u fancy your chances vs loser18 eh?I can only imagine that bein the equivalent of the Chelsea-Man U penalty shoot out where Loser18 is Van Der Sar and you are John Terry,YOU MUG

Anonymous said...

THE REASON U BUY IN FOR £12 TO £15 IS COS YOU ARE WEAK AS FUCK AND LACK THE SKILLS TO DEAL WITH A TOUGH DECISON FOR YOUR STACK

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PLATONIC!

YOU FUCKING MUG

love Claudia27
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

hey plutonic leave jenny out of this. im in farhasbesit minding my own business and you are slandering me on your bog?
wtf is that all about ? crushing the £20 limit is the most hilarious thing ive seen. you should be on britains got talent with loser 18 and jpgoo. ty saltyace xx

EvertonYorkie said...

I had aces lose once too.

True story.....