Wednesday 14 May 2008

So many FISH

So I played some poker tonight. 8 hours of 6 tables of £20NL.... and ended up with a £3.21 profit! :D :D :D When you add all the rakeback and bonuses I'm getting for that you can see the vast amounts of money I'm making each month.

I think often that I am making much too advanced plays for this level of blinds - this is why I want to move upto £5/£10 as quickly as possible - so that finally someone will respect my raises.

This hand is a prime example-
Game #7098210554: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/05/14 - 17:30:36 (UK)
Table "Pazamptik" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: Mar050749 (£19.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Claudia27 (£29.71 in chips)
Seat 3: Dougie123 (£4.31 in chips)
Seat 4: Kei090213 (£106.49 in chips)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (£9.12 in chips)
Seat 6: Sean13066 (£14.25 in chips)
Platonic_: posts small blind £0.10
Sean13066: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Platonic [Ks Ah]
Mar050749: folds
Claudia27: raises to £0.80
Dougie123: folds
Kei090213: folds
Platonic_: calls £0.70 -----------> I TRAP WITH AK, THIS IS CLASSIC
Sean13066: calls £0.60
----- FLOP ----- [8s 8h 4h]
Platonic_: checks --------> I CHECK WITH THE INTENTION TO CALL, THIS IS A V V STRONG PLAY
Sean13066: bets £2
Claudia27: calls £2
Platonic_: calls £2 ----------------> I CALL, IM REPPING ACES OR AJ
----- TURN ----- [8s 8h 4h][9c]
Platonic_: checks --------------> CHECK AGAIN, THIS TIME I PLAN TO CHECK-RAISE WITH MY MONSTER HAND
Sean13066: bets £3.60 -----> LOL, IDIOT
Claudia27: folds
Platonic_: raises to £6.32 and is all-in -----------> I RAISE ALL IN AND IT'S £2.72 MORE TO CALL....
Sean13066: calls £2.72 ----------> WTF!!?? HE CALLED? WHAT HE GOT?
----- RIVER ----- [8s 8h 4h 9c][3h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Platonic_: shows [Ks Ah] (A Pair of Eights, Ace high)
Sean13066: shows [Tc Ts] (Two Pairs, Tens and Eights, Nine high) --------->> FUCKING FISH, HOW CAN HE EVER CALL ME WITH 10 10 HERE???
Sean13066 collected £19.99 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £21.04 Main pot £19.99 Rake £1.05
Board [8s 8h 4h 9c 3h]
Seat 1: Mar050749 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Claudia27 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Dougie123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Kei090213 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (small blind) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with A Pair of Eights, Ace high
Seat 6: Sean13066 (big blind) showed [Tc Ts] and won (£19.99) with Two Pairs, Tens and Eights, Nine high
****HAND ENDS****

Do you see what I mean???? Fucking fish can;t fold a hand... so from now on I will never bluff again. Ok.

Total profit for day = £3.21

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Platonic,thanks for this blog,it really is one of the funniest things ive ever seen,ive regularly seen you play and neither i,nor any of the regulars think you are any good,in fact you are useless,break even at best.

Anonymous said...

go back to 3p 6p you bearded fool

im new


houchen 1 you mug

SirFWALGMan said...

haha idiot play at its best love it. How are you fucking representing anything you dumbass.

MRPINKS said...

OMG WTF r u talking about? this is a joke right LOL??

Anonymous said...

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

ur representing AJ instead of AK...well done? LMAO!!!