Saturday, 24 January 2009

Should i play Gulkines?

Gruffnuts,

So far this year ive won £8.2k(plus rakeback)with a winrate of 16.78bb/100,def movin up next month.Im actually tempted to just jump straight in at the deep end and play Gulkines on 100/200,i know i have the beating of him,but in the event i get unlucky to,i would be broke and building again from 1p/2p with the likes of 1out1der.An idea i have,is maybe a few of my fans or shrewd investors see an oppurtunity here to get rich,and maybe someone,or a group,could stake me?Or stake me for 50%?

Ok back to my other business, need to get a bath,Miss.Sweden comin round for a mid day shag,even though im still fucked from the bird that just left,just hope can get it finished before my Mum gets back home,else shes in for a suprise,

Over and out,

Your hero and king of the gruffnuts,
Plat

103 comments:

mamaggie said...

i would definitely be interested Plat....in staking Gulkines

batfikan said...

are you serious plat u fuckin idiot,i would rather deposit my entire life savings in an Icelandic bank,its at least guarenteed to reap the same profit,i.e zero

jenka said...

plat,you're not really offerin anythin unique here,there are other similar risk/reward investments out there.

e.g woolworths and zavvi vouchers,or playin AA for a buy in or 2 vs whatever Tok2dahand decides to play

Tok2daHand said...

i like to suk cock every tues afternoon

Anonymous said...

tiny joyce has a spas face

Amatay said...

Instead of playing Gulkines why don't you just fuck my man-pussy? Much more fun!

1out1der said...

im gay

gulkines said...

well,if you ever get the cash,u know where to find me

Durrrrrr said...

YE ON LABROKES LOSING A MILLION QUID SUNDAY AFTERNOONS GULKINES YOU DUMB ONION!!!!!!

COME PLAY 20NL WHERE THE REAL PLAYERS ARE.

OK TY

IM NEW

anneli said...

i like to move it move it!!

im naked in anyone fancy a video call???

mail me anneli@dbbarrell.com

ok ty

Buzzzzin said...

im the new gulkines!!!!


ok ty

railings1 said...

is the gay community gonna resettle on ipoker with no rakeback or we gonna meet up on the Boss network via our Inter accounts?

railings1 said...

im captain of the crypto gay team by the way...

tinyjoyce said...

is there a crypto dykes team i can join?

justin033 said...

im captain of the crypto celibate(but not by choice)team.balti is vice captain,we are a new team established this morning,but we are gettin lots of interest

platonic said...

im captain of the dickheads team,but im such a dickhead,no one else has joined me yet

msoza86 said...

u wont find a bigger dickhead than me mate,and even i wont join your fuckin team

tinyjoyce said...

BATMAN 22 still on 3p6p bless him

houchen1 said...

there is a dykes team u can join joyce,im the founder of it

email me

houchen1@platonicpoker.blogspot.com

ty

Buzzzzzin said...

listen i play any of you fuckas for your roll.

any time any place


shuffle up and deal.

$bankjob$ said...

hi plat, after the pounding i had just taken from anneli hu i decided enough was enough. thanks for the tuition u gave me over the past couple of months! im as skint as a tramp and was close to takin my life wen anneli rivered quads!so far i hav bin stacked more times than a tesco's shelf and hav decided to let these loyal fans no the real truth about sir plat.please can i hav my $700 subscription fee back as u guaranteed results of a positive bank role and all i hav is a credit card tht is T-totalled! fanks a fuckin bunch!

natedog said...

ye anneli is good lesley011 taught her so be afraid be very afraid.

shes bi i believe.

Anonymous said...

serves you right for taking lessons i would fink you should buy some books instead of wasting your bankroll subsidising another losers roll.

Anonymous said...

lol a bankjob gone wrong then.

haha

tinyjoyce said...

bankjob i suggest you go to houchen1 for tuition in the future, i was also tutitioned by plat and to be honest he left a severe hole in my bankroll, since tuition with houchen things have been looking up i have even managed to get on $500nl for a game!!

jackarl said...

did you go to donny prison for your $BANKJOB$ or did you pay fpr lessons for that as well?

fool and his money .........

jpg00 said...

wtf????

this is seriously gay!

pay? plat? lessons?


im gay

kollega said...

i will teach you for free bankjob just ask me at the tables,

my pf play is amazing and i am very hard to read

Claudia27 said...

FUCK OFF BANKJOB YOUR SHIT

Buymead9 said...

FUCK OFF YOU DONK CUNTS BANKJOB IS GOOD!

HE CALLED MY ALL IN WITH AK

Platonic_ said...

eat my shit and die gruffnuts dont get refunds

Biaatch said...

i cant believe you were so stupid to pay platonic for lessons bank his stats are terrible.

Bigirtha said...

sorry to hear that £bankjob£ i was wondering why i hadnt seen you at the tables. rebuild your roll and learn yourself mate at the tables i find thats the best way to learn.

im currently crushing 3p 6p nl come join me if you dare.

$bankjob$ said...

If the truth be known....

Buzzzzzin challenged me to a heads up game and was talklin as if he was gus hansen saying how he has a bew book and that i had better watch my back etc.
To cut a long story short i beat the gobby little boy 5-0.

I think this is why he has felt the need to post in my name saying i had been stacked more times than a tesco shelf. When in reality he had just lost 5 consecutive games to me heads up.

My question to u all is who's the loser here?

I have some advice for your Buzz its like the leona lewis song you've gotta keep reading,,, keep keep reading...
p.s Buzzzzzin u can Buzzzzzz off!!

lindapooh said...

5 nil heads up you must be really shite buzzzzin.

could you please post the times and which tables you will specifically be playing as i want to have another vacation soon.

spudsalad said...

who is this buzzzin person?


a newbie fish?



mmmmmmmmm

1out1der said...

are you gay buzzzzzin as this blog is exclusively for gays.

fish and gay i look forward to you getting in touch son

e mail me

1out1der@farhasbedsit.com

Razor666 said...

yeah well played $bankjob$ and well said the are all losers on here.

i heard you were great at heads up matches .

buzzzin play me sunshine?

loser18 said...

does hills have a buddy list like full tilt where you can search for players?

i would like to find buzzzzin he sounds like my kind of opponent

what stakes does he play?

Braindoc said...

he plays same stakes as me 5P 10P weekends 10P20P (JUST NOT VERY GOOD THOUGH)

batman22 said...

bank job come play me heads upon 1p 2p, im usually on all the time ill show u a real game big boy!! also are u in need of a rent boy??

kollega said...

i play 9% of hands pf

marie112 said...

i think ive only seen plat once at the tables???? sat with 14 quid lost the lot then left..

anneli said...

hi fellas why do the blinds not increase in a cash game?

its mayhem on this blog now wtf is going on.


ok ty


im new

$Bankjob$ said...

Hey Claudia27 im suprized u have the cheek to write that about me.

Forgive me if im wrong but as far as i can remember when u joined my heads up table last time it wasnt until u were 10 buyins down that u realised you were owned and decided enough was enough upt and left.

I see you have dropped a level
ul m8. wp gg.

p.s send my love to 15ti1000 the only player in your family!

Buzzzzzin said...

i will play you batman hu 1p 2p just ask me at the table.

ive read a book

$Bankjob$ said...

Hey Claudia27 im suprized u have the cheek to write that about me.

Forgive me if im wrong but as far as i can remember when u joined my heads up table last time it wasnt until u were 10 buyins down that u realised you were owned and decided enough was enough upt and left.

I see you have dropped a level
ul m8. wp gg.

p.s send my love to Balmore the only player in your family!

Anonymous said...

no repeat posts please

Anonymous said...

no repeat posts please

Paterson7 said...

im in love!!!!

Makkapakk said...

just to let you no that buzzz was an easy target as of last night. i hav given him an intense course on standard and advanced procedures when seated at a 6 max holdem nl. and i believe tht this guy will flurrish against the likes of this guy bankjob by the end of the month! bank wen u hav the role and time please join me at any time and i will be happy to stack you 5 times. this way i will credit buzz back his money and also buy myself a a few cans wiv your roll

gg im outa here

THE_AZZO said...

LISTEN 2 ALL U LOT.... TARTS COMES 2 MIND IM THE NEW BIG BOY IN TOWN ANY 1 FANCY HU JUST LET ME NO WOT STAKES WOT TIME ULLL REGRET IT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$bankjob$ said...

Try this. This maths test can predict your all time Willam Hill/Inter poker hero. Try it wivout looking at the answers.

Pick a number frm 1-9, then x3 then +3 then x3 again.
Youll get a 2 digit number.
Add the 2 digits together to find your all time poker hero,it must be;
1. Tom "Durrrr" Dwan
2. Anneli
3. Claudia27
4. Houchen1
5. $bankjob$
6. Balmore
7. tinyjoyce
8. Tok2dahand
9. Buzzzzzin
10. Gulkines
11. The_azzo
12. 1out1der

Anonymous said...

BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZ UR THE MAN IF U CANT BEAT GULKINES NO CUNT CAN!!!!!!!

anneli said...

im new

annsaniah said...

why is claudia, platonic,jenka,openplan and paterson7 not on the list?

Clauds said...

Wankjob HU any stakes you can afford.

Amatay said...

can all of you lot just STFU!!!! and fuck my man-pussy PLEASE! i mean come ON lets get to the important stuff like fucking my man-pussy and jizzing deep inside - only fat cocks though, thanks, yay!

Anonymous said...

clauds = silly little boy,doesnt shave yet,still fucking his socks before bed and not washing his hands after peeing all over toilet seat.

biaatch said...

anyone wanna see me stark bollock naked on webcam?

Anonymous said...

really? asl?

GEOFFC78 said...

homos the lot of you

GEOFFC78 said...

I EAT ECCLES CAKES

justin033 said...

HEY HOUCHEN,IM GAY

CALL ME

OK TY

1out1der said...

no insane chat

tvstar said...

im a genius but not very good at poker any advice fellas?

Joppa Road said...

ffs Plat I am bored as fuck tonight and am just going to go to sleep.

Goodnight.

The_azzo said...

yhhh tvstar just quit n play tennis or something its the only way 4 u ur welcome 4 my advice part of the service!!!!

Andye1510 said...

I just discovered this site after I came across Plat when I added some 50p tables yesterday in a vain attempt to make 5k MPP's before midnite.

I mean..just..LOL...

jimmy krankie said...

thanx azzhole fancy a game then?

im out and out gay as well

ok ty

xx

The_azzo said...

well jimmy as i posted a few days ago i will play any1 for any amount im the new big boi on this site 4 get gulkines there only1 dominator on this site.

REMEMBER THAT PPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKYOU
PS-IL BE BACK!!!!!

Buzzzzzin said...

IM A DONK

ty gg

natedog said...

fuck you azzo you swedish meatball eating retard

cunthead donk fuck off!!!!!

ok ty im new

THE_AZZO said...

thts the problem with u useless retards all mouth no action get on the fuckin table 2 do ur talkin and f uckin hurry like i said wen im about just 4 get gulkines

houchen1 said...

fuckin grow up the lot of you,idiots

Anonymous said...

I just happened to stumble across this blog and must ask, is this all bullshit or are you infact wearing a helmet indoors at all times?

platonic said...

im capable of anythin mate,im a fuckin moron

Joppa Road said...

just about to sit down to eat a nice jacket potato with cheese n beans.

Ty

Joppa Road said...

ps. If I am wearing a scarf indoors does it tend to mean I maybe homosexual? I just havn't taken it off since I came in an hour ago. I like the feel of it around my neck - snug.

Anonymous said...

jobby

cute_fish said...

the azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhole is a str8lord donk

ubattyboy said...

there are brighter sides to life and i should know because ive seen them(but not often)

spudsalad@kollega.com said...

does the bofy rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?

morgil said...

HEY HOUCHEN IM NEW!!!!

BUZZZZZIN said...

come on lads im dominating this s ite i recently switched frm full tilt best thing i even done the term WINMOREMONEYONWILLHILL.COM COMES 2 MIND!!!!!!!!! COME N FIND ME!!!!!!

Buzzzzzin said...

The_azzo...useing caps lock to write all of your comments to and from somebody is a slight givaway that you are cloneing som1s name :D

p.s. lil tip for you..it helps by actually copying the name word for word...its Buzzzzzin not BUZZZZZIN!!

NOW BUZZ OFF!! BTW WAT HE SAID WAS TRUE THOUGH :D TY FOR YOUR TIME

M9ooo said...

im a total and utter nit

THE_AZZO said...

IM A LEAN MEAN GAY SEX MAXCHINE ANYONE WANT MY MAN PUSSY ?

I SMOKE PINK CIGARS ON STREET CORNERS AFTER MIDNIGHT FOR FREE.

kollega said...

i play less than 9% of hands pf

Gulkines said...

is this a joke ?

you know where to find me (bottom of list)

im waiting

kollega said...

if u bet 20p,ill bet £1.20,if u bet 40p,ill go £3.80,and ill hold AA KK or AK

kollega said...

im unreadable and very very tricky

kollega said...

i came and sat with u Gulkines but u wouldnt play me,u remained sat out

kollega said...

im startin my own blog off soon,bout time you fools realised theres no need to be stupidly loose and aggro,nitty ABC poker gets near maximum results,and as i soon have enough cash to retire,its about time i tell my story

kollega said...

im out and out gay thats why i am tighter than 2 coats of varnish.

i raise aa kk qq ak pf i ALWAYS c bet and if i check the turn if you bet i will fold 100%

thanx

kollega (1out1ders wife) said...

no insane chat

The _azzo said...

IM A LOOSE AGGRESSIVE NIT SO BUZZ OFF

BUZZZZZZZZZZN said...

i wear a white shell suit with black lacy panties when i play no limit texas holdem

bluejanis said...

suck my plums platonic

bluejanis said...

suck my plums platonic

bluejanis said...

suck my plums platonic

THE_AZZO said...

there can be miricles wen u belive but platonic bein king of hold em is like a big fat greasy pig flying.....NEVER GOIN 2 HAPPEN good nite

Full Tilt Rakeback said...

hi plat, after the pounding i had just taken from anneli hu i decided enough was enough. thanks for the tuition u gave me over the past couple of months! im as skint as a tramp and was close to takin my life wen anneli rivered quads!so far i hav bin stacked more times than a tesco's shelf and hav decided to let these loyal fans no the real truth about sir plat.please can i hav my $700 subscription fee back as u guaranteed results of a positive bank role and all i hav is a credit card tht is T-totalled! fanks a fuckin bunch!