Friday, 6 February 2009

KOLLEGA BREAKS HIS 3 YEAR SILENCE

Gruffnuts,

I've been watchin the higher stakes games a bit lately to prepare me for them(i'll be there by summer),and 2 nights ago,got shock of my life,KOLLEGA sits down at Balmores £500 nl table,sits out for a bit,then leaves.Very suprising.

Anyway,then last night he joins a 6max £500 nl table,and verbally attacks Balmore saying "stop telling everyone how i play" "ok?" "ok?",after several "lol" from Balmore who i got the impression was fallin outa his seat laughin,he states "ive said what i came to say"and left.He also said "i bet u never thought i had £500 in my account did u?"prior to that,which made about as much sense as his 1-dimensional nitty poker play.

KOLLEGA,heres a fact: EVERYONE KNOW HOW YOU PLAY,its legendary,you stand out a mile.You play all pairs and AK and thats it! 9% of hands which i think is the lowest VPIP % on Crypto,and u think people dont notice? IDIOT!

Anyway,back to the important stuff,im winnin like fuck as usual,and Gulkines seems to not be around lately soon as he heard i raised the funs to play him.

Ok,a quick shag then back on the tables,

Fuck u all,
Plat

89 comments:

fabien2 said...

lol kollega has never said a word at tables ever,i assumed he was a bot and a very very bad one.

cant wait for his blog,that could be as funny as this one!

houchen1 said...

i got an email from interpoker platinum club saying balmore is goin down to London for his official weigh in with Interpoker for some prize or other.

is the weigh in somethin to do with his prize,or is he weighin in to box kollega?

bigirtha said...

i will fight any of you cunts

batfikan said...

lol@kollega

hes ukraines biggest embarrassment

claudia27 said...

balmore is a one-eyed Scottish idiot

platonic_ said...

kollega is actually 8% of hands pf 1% more than me


ok ty

bragman and sureudo said...

your all wankers

kollega said...

it wasnt me ive been cloned

houchen1 said...

kollega def: colleague ????? you are having a laugh then you lump of wood no friends


just shut up and play you dumb onion nobody knew you were an idiot kollega until you opened your mouth and confirmed it!

ok ty

Anonymous said...

omfg i just played kollega for 5 hours solid i counted his hands he played


he played 12 hands and got stacked once with qq into 34567


hes total nit who only plays for mpps

ok ty

$$Bankjob$$ said...

i won the ntx £1500 special on saturday and never looked at my hole cards

row row row your boat back to motherwell.

msoza said...

i open raise AA to 15 to 20 bb pf as i have no post flop skills

Anonymous said...

are you kollega in disguise?

justin033 said...

im turnin into an exceptional player

mechrisuk said...

12 hands in 5 hours kollega were you tilting?

glad to hear you got stacked tho

seat4sale said...

im a fuckin retard

wotnoaces said...

For my full detailed guide on bankroll management pls visit:

www.wotnoaces.com/bankrollmanagement.co.uk

ok ty

Tarrou said...

due to the recent credit crunch i have been made unemployed so i can stay up late at night now. anyways i watched that NIT claudia for a good few hours and i have come to this conclusion.

THE GUY IS A NIT NIT NIT NIT TWIT


learn to play poker like cute_fish

jerrybus said...

im gay

lang_56 said...

due to the recent credit crunch,ive become an actor in male homosexual porn films

kollega said...

im a fuckin idiot

justin033 said...

hey houchen,can u leave your phone number on here?i wanna ring u up at night and do some heavy breathin down phone

ok ty

sureudo said...

i like to do naked webcamming with males and/or females,if ypur interested ask me at the tables

wotnoaces said...

my bankroll is zero,thats why i dont play anymore,lost it all to Tok2dahand

CAPEFEAR said...

i used to be king of small stakes on crypto,im now best player on betfair by a long long way.

anyone fancy their chances?come fine me

heres my blog anyway

http://maxgman.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

are you guys serious?

ubattyboy said...

i got no valentines cards

Anonymous said...

i remember you capefear,

i do have to hand it to u,u are a very attractive handsome as we can all see by the pics of yourself on your blog

bounderby said...

go to tourney and mpps/restricted and look at Feb 14 18.15 Sunday 35k sat tourney and look at the very bottom of the 95 player rankings list.

how apt.

oh and i see your not out tonight plat for valentines day,surely one of those many women your allegedly shaggin would be available,for a large fee?

belbus said...

cape,u were a right big mouth bastard and a shite player

Anonymous said...

fuck off cape fear you pussy cunthead

Anonymous said...

haha kollega is indeed an utter utter cunt

and tevez is a shocking ommmission for abuse.

houchen is also a luckboxing nit but seems a good guy.

players who are nitty winners then moan at bad beats need shooting in the fucking face.

justin033 said...

houchen and i like to punch each other durin intercourse

batman22 said...

justin that sounds pretty uncomfortable, i have a baseball bat u can borrow if u like? i myself prefer feather dusters im a tikkleish guy :) xxxxxxxxxxx love to u justin xxxxxxxxx

kollega said...

i have played 10 hands in 25 mins on 64 tables ok ty

kollega said...

I HATE POSTING BLINDS!

Anonymous said...

tiny joyce is a fat one-eyed idiot

RAILINGS1 said...

HI FELLAS MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAY TEAM.

JUST TO LET U KNOW I JUST SPENT
£16K,MOSTLY WON FROM PLATONIC_ ON A NEW CAR REGISTRATION PLATE,ITS:

POOF1

SO IF ANY OF U GUYS SEE ME AROUND BRIGHTON,PLEASE GIMME A WAVE!!

THANKS GUYS!

marie1112 said...

im a dyke

batman22 said...

i think tiny joyce is cryptos top player movinbg up from 3p[ 6p to 10 20p in 6 months girls gotta be doing good just a shame im still on 1 p 2 p after 3 years :(

kollega said...

im playin from morning til night again,waitin for pocket pairs and AK.

i live off rakeback and make less than platonic

bluecheek said...

im bisexual

Anonymous said...

Balmore, everyone knows you write this blog you thick skulled haggis munching ku.nt

Still getting stacked at 1K?

balmore said...

time...
place...
im there

surredo said...

im taking on gulkiness next week!!

lesley01 said...

why raise pf?its childish

balmore said...

any more abuse and ill send my big brother out to sort it,and hes 5 ft 6 ins and out and out gay

Anonymous said...

how is 1 and 2 k nl going balmore?


Saw plat playing 50 PLO t'other day!

RAILINGS1 said...

I SAW A PLAYER CALLED BUMHUNTER BEFORE,LOCATION BRIGHTON,

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP:

RAILINGS1@PLATONICSPOKER.COM

TY

bumhunter said...

hi email me looking for some fun, rough and ready...
iloveituptheass@hotmail.com

cheated said...

im a spasticated mongrol who cant play poker yet i use all my dole money on hills.
ok ty

batman22 said...

where can i get a penis enlarged?
its not for me its a friend of mine.

saltyace said...

sureudo spotted on play money and losing there as well

wp ul gg


tosser!!

ok ty

-sp- said...

im gay even though playin in disguise these days

Anonymous said...

i like erect penises

platonic_ said...

im lying flat on my back singing "dancing on the ceiling" you bunch of donks!!

fuck off

surredo said...

ill have u know im warming up for gulkiness next week!!

railings1 said...

BUMHUNTER WHERE ARE U?

jerrybus said...

plat why are u back on 10p 20p?

tinyjoyce said...

im havin the day off poker today,just gonna play 11 hours

batman22 said...

i am transexual

Anonymous said...

hey mad news plat gone busto again

Priya0ttb said...

plats a joke,absolutey useless,so comes as no suprise

Balmore said...

every holes a goal!

1out1der said...

im still as gay as is humanly possible.

why u never ask about me railings1?

curl1out said...

platonic droppin down to 10p/20p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKIN HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

5p/10p next week imo!

so fuckin funny

claudia27 said...

i can toss the caber further than my brother,and almost as far as that kilt wearin fool from Falkirk who tells Houchen1 "i'm new" each time he sits down

Anonymous said...

didn't the haggis brothers get banned for collusion???

tvstar said...

we cant all be new so fuck off

ok ty im new

Paterson7 said...

"better meddle wi the devil than the bairns o falkirk"

come ahead if you think your hard enough and i dont wear a kilt.

im hard as fuck!

platonic_ said...

curl 1 out your big brown arsehole you sad gruffnut i will play you hu for your roll anytime anyplace.

you are just about as tricky as kollega pre flop.

im still your god

you wanna play hu you know where i am just ask me prik

Houchen1 ( CC ) said...

im a total arsehole

railings1 said...

yip jaap stam is a big dutch man,

get past him if u fuckin well can,

try a trick,he'll make u look a dick,

yip jaap,jaap stam

railings1 said...

PATTERSON7,IN WHAT WAY ARE U "HARD"?

WHEN YOU NEXT GET AN ERECTION GIMME A BELL.

OK TY

FABIEN2 said...

im definitely one of the top 10 wankers of all time to play crypto

i_read_u said...

Platonic_: wow bounder what brings you here
Bounderby: my 25BB under EV downswing
Dealer: Game #7351860193, marulek33 wins pot (£1.33) with A Full House, Threes full of Fives
Bounderby: what's your excuse lol
Platonic_: same
Platonic_: had a real sick run of bs think i have forgot how o win
Platonic_: need to get the mojo back
Bounderby: confidence boost
Platonic_: twice today i called re raises with qq and got all in on flop with it
Dealer: Game #7351860283, lvernel wins pot (£0.48)
Platonic_: wold never normally do that unl;ess i knew
Dealer: Game #7351860413, Alanao29r wins pot (£0.48)
Bounderby: i'm in no hurry to move back tbh
Dealer: Game #7351860503, Platonic_ wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351860583, Alanao29r wins pot (£0.67)
Dealer: Game #7351860713, lvernel wins pot (£5.04)
Alanao29r: nh
Platonic_: i just been knocked off my game by bad cards and fish
Platonic_: need to remeber what i did
Dealer: Game #7351860863, Alanao29r wins pot (£1.14)
Platonic_: i go fine for couple of hours then have a blow up
Dealer: Game #7351861013, lvernel wins pot (£0.48)
Dealer: Game #7351861093, Bounderby wins pot (£1.43)
Dealer: Game #7351861213, marie1112 wins pot (£0.38) with A Pair of Fours, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7351861333, marie1112 wins pot (£0.38)
Dealer: Game #7351861423, I_read_u wins pot (£3.90) with A Pair of Sevens, King high
Dealer: Game #7351861523, I_read_u wins pot (£2.85)
Dealer: Game #7351861583, lvernel wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351861623, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)
marie1112: i like your blog platonic
Dealer: Game #7351861693, marulek33 wins pot (£2.09)
I_read_u: where can u find it?
marie1112: google it
marie1112: platonocs poker
Dealer: Game #7351861793, Bounderby wins pot (£5.70) with A Pair of Queens, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7351861863, marie1112 wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351861893, marulek33 wins pot (£0.20)
I_read_u: wicked
I_read_u: cheers marrie
marie1112: np
_read_u: btw platonic, sorry, but im the 6 max low limit holdem king
Bounderby: it's not him
Dealer: Game #7351861933, lvernel wins pot (£12.45)
I_read_u: really?
Dealer: Game #7351862053, lvernel wins pot (£0.20)
Bounderby: really
Platonic_: its a wind up by some haters
Dealer: Game #7351862103, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351862143, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)

marie1112 said...

Platonic,how come you have such a huge following from the gay poker community?

tenzoor said...

Tenzorr: platioic u f**king ga y

jackarl said...

welcome back to where you belong plat you fuckin gruffnut tosspot

1out1der said...

im openly gay glad to see your not bust although obviously not far from it platonic.

i think you just missed the attention and maybe a little jealous i was attracting more gay players than you.

ie houchen1, justin , bounderby and that poof i_read_you

justin033 said...

hey houchen if your readin this:

IM GAY!!!!

ANNELI said...

HEY HOUCHEN IM NEW!

just signed up today

jerrybus said...

i play all day everyday to make a pittance

cheated said...

i wear leotards on sundays :)

Anonymous said...

D0ggyd0g is king

curl1out said...

biaaatch ALL INS ARE BLUFFS call the twat down

ok ty

geoff78 said...

im an obnoxious prick

kollega said...

bounderby yoour an out and out nit bonus whore

Pouriergayf said...

we cant all be new so fuck off ok ty im new