Sunday, 4 January 2009

FUCK OFF JIMMMY01

FFS IM SHAGGIN AWAY THIS AFTERNOON(A NEW STUDENT,STUNNING 17 YR OLD BLONDE FROM SWEDEN AU PAIRING HERE),WHEN I GLANCE AT THE PC AND SEE JIMMMMY01 HAS LOGGED IN.NOW THIS GUY IS SHIT WITH A CAPITAL "S" SO IF HES ON,IM ON.

BASTARD MADE ME BREAK UP MY SHAG,WAS ENJOYIN IT TO

BASTARD

21 comments:

Amatay said...

ahahahahhaa, funny fucking fish aint ya :-)

Anonymous said...

look after your children joyce instead of being on will hill 24/7 u degenerate child neglecting bitch

batman22 said...

plat offers still on big boy.
also some tuition is needed if poss?
still on £6nl been here for good few years now need some tips on moving up.
ok ty xx

milky55 said...

lol platonic you fuckin idiot

JoppaRoad said...

Plat, being fairly new to your great blog can you tell me who tinyjoyce is please.

Anonymous said...

Hey Plat, why don't you take up Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr on his challenge?:

“I’m making this heads-up challenge to the world. Anyone can accept. Four tables, minimum of $200/$400, and I’ll put up $1.5 million to their $500,000. We play 50,000 hands minimum and if they end up a dollar after rake they keep the side money or whatever. So basically, if you and I played and you won a dollar, you would get my $1.5 million and if I won a dollar I would win your $500,000.


“So I’m giving a million dollars free if anyone thinks they can do it.”

You've got a huge edge on that fish dude, easy money for sure. If you don't have the roll just yet i'm sure we could have a whip round? i've got about 26p to get you started.

ok ty xx

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone, in the last 6 months i've made $15.505,82 dollars playing poker. i started with these FREE $150

currently you can see me grinding 3/6 on full-tilt.

maybe you want to take a shot as well? meet you at the tables.

Anonymous said...

you somewhat upset me to be english

claudia27 said...

i'd be upset as well if i was english, you bunch of gay wankers.

i've got some cimays in the fridge lads, i'm away to get on iiiiiit.

Anonymous said...

All I fucking want is a massive fat cock pounding my man-pussy! Is that too much to fucking ask!?!?! Who is up for the job, Plat is yours big enough?

an ex-student of plats said...

hi everybody,

i would just like to warn you all away from gettin poker coaching from this platonic guy

i am keen to learn poker and a friend after doin some online searchin for a local poker coach found platonic,and paid for some lessons for my 18th birthday

firstly,although im very new to poker,i probably know more than him anyway,he couldnt even answer some of my very simple questions and went off at a tangent to avoid answering,but worse of all,is he never stopped coming on to me throughout the lessons(i gave up after 2 lessons,my friend paid for 10),hes very intimidating and scary for a young girl,and seemed like unless i had sex with him(i didnt!)he wouldnt stop harrassing me

do yourself a favour,AVOID THIS GUY

1out1der said...

fuk off joppa road its gays only on this blog weirdo!!!!!

ok ty im new

Anonymous said...

we all no u bust ur tiny roll an now ur liein about gettin laid.....get a job an then a life

Anonymous said...

wot a lie 17 year old au pair lmfao got to be over 18 by law numb nutz.if ur gonna lie do sum research 1st...frm ca$h predator.low stakes s an g don !

Anonymous said...

You expect people to believe that you actually managed to get laid without paying money. You stopped shagging a blonde from sweden to grind out the microstakes???
This is what I think happened. You were fucking your mum, her vagina is so mangled that it is now one huge bloody messy hole that covers her vagina to her anus. The smell coming up from there was so bad that losing money at poker was more gonna be more fun. As you stood up and walked to your computer you heard a wet thud and a foetus had dropped out of your mums fleshy, puss ridden gash. I believe you were born in a similar fashion. just write an honest post (e.g. you lose money and no girl would ever sleep with you unless there was money involved) and i will hold back a bit on the next post,
laters you sad cunt

scatman said...

this blog used to be good!!!!

i used to masterbate regularly about all the gay innuendos now its just sick.

ok ty

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