Sunday, 9 November 2008

Let me give you boys a poker lesson

Ok,so im now CRUSHING 25p/50p and am moviing up to 50p/£1 next month i see balti has moved up and hope he will stay there, then £1/2 by january.

In addition to my huge poker salary,my poker teachin classes are really taking off now,ive been watchin and advising people over msn(£15/hr),and also started having people comin round to my place and givin them 4 hour lessons for £50(had to turn one gruffnut away as he failed to inform me he was African American,so please take note,I WILL NOT TEACH ETHNIC MINORTIES OR DISABLED PEOPLE),ive also allowed a few people for a reduced fee simply come round and watch me play which has also been very lucrative,its all extra cash and its all TAX FREE!None of my income is goin to the fuckin government i taxes just to give Mr.Patel his fuckin dole money.

Anyone interested in my classes,or indeed if you just wanna pay to meet me(many have!),then come find me at the tables,though ill be puttin full contact and payment details on my new site im workin on very soon,

All the best to my fans and fuck off everyone else,

Platonic_(Best player on Crypto)

21 comments:

Fowksey said...

Just what exactly can u teach and who pays you?Everyone knows your totally shit at poker.Do people actually pay that much just to see u in the flesh and laugh at u?

houchen1 said...

hes gettin a lot of bookings and asked me to lend a hand with the coaching

natedog3k said...

i would like to become one of your teachers if u are employin them,i have very good poker skills and even better person to person communiaction skills and my patience is endless.

Annesaniah said...

fuck you nate dog you fuckin donk cunt

ok ty

rekop said...

anneli:have you checked platonics blog out?
nateDog3k: the guy is a complete cu nt bag
nateDog3k: he has got problems with his brain

gede said...

i would like to meet you in real life.

so i could piss on you like i do at the tables.

natedog3k said...

anyone who calls me gay at the tables again is fuckin dead

houchen1 said...

then later on when we have finished coaching our students, plat lets me suck his weiner

ok ty

Ro_man said...

I've moved up to £20nl now and I'm well on my way to crushing Plato at £50, what a fucking freak he is.

P.S. I'm coached by the best.

platonic said...

cant wait,i have my spys keepin an eye on new fish comin through and your top of my hit list,fuck with me and your bust mate

msoza said...

i open raise AA to 15 to 20 BB cos i have no post flop skills

LOWFIELDS said...

FUCK OFF PLAT U STRAIGHTLORD

Anonymous said...

YOU SAID YOUD GIVE US A LESSON THEN JUST TALK SHIT, WITH NO POKER STRATEGY INVOLVED... WTF

saltyace said...

i was in jail but im back now

neutric said...

can someone please clarify platonics position on coaching homosexuals?

Anonymous said...

I am a black one legged lesbian do I get a discount for cash

Anonymous said...

Openplan: what about lessons plat where do i get link?
Openplan: you say on your blog you teach?
Dealer: Game #8305266414, Adao15041 wins pot (£1.19)
Platonic_: there is an exclusion no gruffnuts will be taught

Razor666 said...

I'm watching a programme on BBC2 at the moment about mentalists. A person that looks like Platonic has just been on screaming about busted AA etc. What a freak.

P.S 22 and A10 is the nuts

Andragoog said...

im the slowest player on the whole network and therefore a complete twat

jpg00 said...

watch it cunt openplan is a fkn staircase!!!!

ok ty

im new

platonic said...

i admire the work and opinions of Robert Kilroy Silk