Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Keeping fit and keeping the jacuzzi clean

Ok,i apologise for not posting for a while,but had a lot on my mind,IM ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN FURIOUS RIGHT NOW!!

Before and after a poker grind i tend to have a stroll around the local park,kinda relax and look for some loose women tryin to get fit,a few cheesy comments and they are like a 0898rentawhore,but decided i needed somethin new as i think some of the park regulars think i'm a bit of a weirdo strollin around approachin women all the time.

So,i decide a proper workout is perhaps the best idea and i join a pretty exclusive local gym,i been goin a few days pumpin the iron,swimmin etc and basically having a good time,when all hell lets loose!Im sat there in the jacuzzi discreety staring at the tits of the Italian lookin bird opposite me,when all of a sudden my attention is drawn to someone walkin over to the jacuzzi..ITS A FUCKIN INDIAN!!even worse than that the fucking smelly bastard gets in..WTF?WTF?..i got straight out,went and pumped iron in a mass rage whilst thinkin about what to do...

should i go warn him to leave?do i complain to the management?do i kick fuck outa him?do i kick fuck outa the manager?...all these thoughts are flashin through my head then i decide to take a non violent discreet approach,i get a form for the suggestion box,fill it in with my complaint and post it anonymously.As u all know,im no racist,but i dont wanna be payin good money to be hangin around with fuckin Indians,blacks etc,i dont think thats too much to ask is it?

Surely there should at least be certain hours when these people are allowed in(if they have to be allowed in),then all the water can be changed and the place cleaned etc for when us normal folk are in.Well theyve been warned,ill give it a week or 2 before i go again,and hopefully theyll have sorted out this problem and the good folk can use the facilities safely.

Re: poker,i can safely say im now the best player at £50nl,see u soon Clownia ,Razor etc,im on £100 next month

IM COMIN TO GET YOU!

Peace out all plat fans,fuck off gruffnuts,

Platonic_

11 comments:

goooooood girl said...

i like your blog......

railings1 said...

I'm Indian u fuckin cunt

Anonymous said...

Legendary blog 15ti000

bigbigh said...

im black come and say that to my face platonic you prik!!!!

eatmynuts said...

you are a disgrace plat

Anonymous said...

1.a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others

yes, you are a racist

amatay said...

i'll lick ur balls in the jacuzzi plat

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7736794.stm

I'll be finding your address and putting several bricks through your windows you fucking racist scumbag cunt! Can't be many people on the list that live in caravans.

Anonymous said...

This is irony right?

Like Al Murray?

Where are you playing these days platonic? I need a quick bankroll boost

Jenka said...

RAISE AND FOLD RAISE AND FOLD

Platonic_ said...

I'M PLAYING 25P50P ON WILLIAM HILLS RIGHT NOW COME PLAY ME YOU FUCKKIN GRUFFNATS