Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Christmas shopping

I decided to do my Christmas shopping early this year because of the problems I had when it came to Christmas last year. Some of you will be familiar with the story and to be honest thats in the past now and I'm pretty embarassed about it. Basically around December 10th I went on a really bad run poker wise and didn't have much money to buy my freind and family xmas presents.

So this year I went out and got them all some cool shit to make up for last year. The problem is that I had to withdraw from my poker bankroll to do this, so I will be back at 10p/20p for a while longer.

anyway I'm sure my family will all be thankful to Balti, Gede, 4King etc on xmas day when they open up their presents - YOU FISH PAID FOR THEM ALL!!! HA, HA, HA.

This is the REAL PLAT, for platonicsplogspot.com

Fuck the Gruffnuts

21 comments:

JPG001 said...
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jpg said...

PLATO STOP DELETING THE COMMENTS, I WILL JUST KEEP POSTING IT

Platonic_ said...
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JPG001 said...

PLAT... why didn't you give your readers the full story?
please allow me to explain...

what happened was that king plat went on a king size tilt and busted a roll of £4000 playing nothing but £20nl. this was in the space of about a week.

he played for 14-18 hours a day towards the end of his "bad run" to try and win his money back so that he could buy christmas presents for his family.

on 24th December he only had £12 left in his account so withdrew it and attempted to buy christmas presents for around 10 people with it.

he bought a cheap pack of christmas cards for £2 and 10 scratchcards for £1 each. i could just imagine the look on his mothers face when young plato presented her with this gift.

in typical plat family fashion - none of the 10 scratchcards were a winner.

Platonic_ said...

dont write lies then you fucking wanker

wtf do you need to bring my mum into this???

most of what you say isnt even true so go fuck yourself, fucking gruffnut tube

Platonic_ said...

anyway, im making up for my mistake this year so go fuck ypurself. im fucking fed up of you you cunt

i learn from my mistakes, unlike you... how many time this week have you got it all in with KK pre flop? LOL your a fucking retard the 4th bet is always AA LOL

jpg said...

lol i just been lyin in the jacuzzi at the local hotel for several hours then come back and see ive written all these posts..

lol

Anonymous said...

i cant believe u can be soo small minded to waste all ure family christmas presents last year. dont spend what u cant afford ya bald twat!!

jpg said...

buymead9 is gettin desperate for xmas money and is apparently considerin movin his one fifth of a buy-in up to one quarter of a buy in

Anonymous said...

platonic your a feeak get a grip of your life

Mr Cea said...

link swap?

Anonymous said...

ahaha, thats so funny about plats family xmas presents last year, you absolute fucking gyppo cunt.

funniest part is, I bet they were the best presents your family got for each other last year.

scratchcards??? hahaha

i like how you have to do your xmas shopping now, its like you realise you will most likely go bust at some point over the next 6 weeks.
although maybe your family wont think of you as that pathetic useless balding ageing cunt like last year.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see you giving priority to your family. Your blog often sounds angry but really you are a big softie. Good one.

Oh and thanks for your occassional visits to my very recent blog where I like to observe on some of the sillier and stupid things life in this country involves

Platonic_ said...

mr cea wtf you have a privite blog you retart

allscouse r thieves said...

any one need a set of wheel trims?

email me fitzy1984@imajerk.com

edugrl said...

platonic,pls will u announce your plans for 2009 when the crypto network breaks up as most of us wanna go wherever u decide to play

ty

1out1der said...

i just hope the gay circuit stays together

jimmmy01 said...

plat are u playin xmas day mate?just wanna make sure someone else will be on

Anonymous said...

I noticed you used the singular and not the plural when you referred to your acquaintances "to buy my freind[SIC] and family xmas presents". Having read some of your vitriolic tripe I’m surprised you have this one solitary friend left. His scratch card must have been a winner then?

Platonic_ said...

No it wasnt a winner.