Thursday, 21 August 2008

Platonic_ thoughts

Over the past weeks my attitude towards life has changed. I no longer feel like i want people to think of me as the best 20nl reg. I dont care, I already know that I am. My records show this. However Ive started thinking about what I want from life, and to be honest I just dont know. I feel like there is a big grey fuckin cloud hanging over me at all times. I meen just how many times can AA loose in a day? I know I have my head screwed on so whatever I do it will be best for me. Get a job? sure I'd do less hours but i wouldnt be garunteed my £1.5k per month tax free. I know i would exell in the political field but who knows we will see.

Yes I know, I have more exiting storys to tell than the average person. Ive found myself in some crazy situations in my life. At times gambled and won, stupid amounts of money. But is it time to settle down? find a job? a wife? I will move up to 25p50p soon but i feel no rush to as my ego big so im happy to take mszoza98 money at 10p20p for a while more.

Ps. Drogba is a ******** cunt. i need to spell it like ******** as i dont want to be wrongly accused of rascism again. But ffs he calls himself a chelsea player he's not fit to lick dennis wise's boats the ugly ******** fuck. When will he realise people like him are not welcome at chelsea FUCK OF YOU PIECE OF SHIT.


MRPINKS said...

Yet to see your poker tracker stats m8.......obviously full of shit lol


1w11 said...

please move up,i cant fuckin wait,but we know u never will,and you're a bigger piece of shit than Drogba.

Now move up or fuck off.Just how many times have u said this?

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work Platonic_
Seeing all these idiots getting all wind up by your blogg is hilarious.

msoza said...

how many boats has dennis got you thick cunt?

Anonymous said...

what happened to 15ti1000?how come he's playing so high all of a sudden.did he win a tournament?

msoza said...

no,he played platonic

EduGrl said...

we are here to laugh at you for your poker skills(or lack of them)you idiot,not to hear about your philosophies on life

fuck off


This is how it feels to be Chelsea
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins NOTHIN AT ALL..



railings1 said...


MRPINKS said... answer qour question..."wtf would i use poker tracker? poker tracker is for fools with no natural reading abilty. I would read you like i read your mums porn. gl"....use poker tracker to recored your profit/losses and to improve your game what the fuck has it got to do with reading people?

Some of the things you come out with are brilliant mate, and if this blog is just 1 big lie then vwp cos it got me reading it, i just dont think anyone could be so fucking dumb lol


Anonymous said...

Come and suck on my big willy Plat. That'll cheer u up xx

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Plat. No one thinks of you as the best £20nl player. You were out of your depth at £0.03/£0.06 you cunt!

15ti1000 said...

dont worry about where im playin,its just as profitable to be on all platonics tables every oppurtunity and less risky too

(im gay by the way)

Houchen1 said...

it also helps to avoid the better players too,never sit at tables with the real heavyweights like Fowksey,Lindapooh and Godlin

Anonymous said...

You're a wanker. A wanker. A wanker. A wanker. A wanker. A wanker. A wanker.

Thank you, I'm new

Keys said...

Flush, Ace high
Platonic_: nah thats love juice from my 5 yr old thai girlfriend
Liamr2903: wrong
Platonic_: do ya wana be in my gang

Anonymous said...

15ti1000 how are you playing so high?
im sure i played £20Nl w/u in May,now your playing 500NL and sitting at £20kNL for roll display purpose=) pls explain,tourny win?

congrats either way gl

15ti1000 said...

it's called grindin' brotha!

openplan said...

the biggest pot ever at 20nl?
dealt to Openplan [Ad Ah]
Openplan: calls £0.20
Ellio0607: raises to £0.80
Platonic_: calls £0.80
100000000: folds
Allanzoom: folds
harjt0: folds
Openplan: raises to £2.80
Ellio0607: calls £2
Platonic_: calls £2
FLOP ----- [Qs Ks 2d]
Openplan: bets £38.16 and is all-in
Ellio0607: is all-in £30.78
Platonic_: is all-in £21.15
Returned uncalled bets £7.38 to Openplan
----- TURN ----- [Qs Ks 2d][8s]
----- RIVER ----- [Qs Ks 2d 8s][4h]
Openplan: shows [Ad Ah] (A Pair of Aces, King high)
Ellio0607: shows [Js Kh] (A Pair of Kings, Queen high)
Platonic_: shows [As Kc] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
Openplan collected £19.26 from Side pot #1
Openplan collected £69.15 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £91.41 Main pot £69.15 Side pot #1 £19.26 | Rake £3
Board [Qs Ks 2d 8s 4h]
Seat 1: Platonic_ showed [As Kc] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high
Seat 2: 100000000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Allanzoom (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: harjt0 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Openplan showed [Ad Ah] and won (£88.41) with A Pair of Aces, King high
Seat 6: Ellio0607 showed [Js Kh] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Queen high

ok ty im new

openplan said...

congratulations elio0607 you wanted to win every pot but you met openplan on form and managed to lose £80 in 3 minutes 14 seconds

well played me old son

im new

__sp__ said...

classic play openplan limping aa you must have had a good read on the fish. then quick reraise followed by shove. i guess you put them both on ak?

anyway ive been watching you and your good!

were you pissed on saturday?

Jenka said...

Platonic limps with 66,i raise 5bb with J9o,flop comes J96,he "stacks"me for what he has at the table £8,then shouts his mouth of etc etc.

20 seconds later on another table my pair beats his shoved all in full stacked draw,and i do STACK him in the real sense of the word.

So thanks Plat,have £8 when u win and £20 when u lose to me.Always the model professional.

Incidentally,seconds later hes mouthin off about takin more money off me when he takes a £2.57 pot and avoids bein paid the turn and the river after my flop semi bluff.Thanks again Plat

Jenka said...

Forgot to say:-

I lost nearly 3 buy ins in 2 hands to Lindapooh yesterday,is that a sign im improving?

Sco080821 said...

hi fellas i wear a string vest with dungarees and would just like to openly declare im gay and would like an invite to houchens home game please!

im also a big fish shoving pp into obvious str8s and then sucking out.

im a str8 basher anyone want to go str8 bashin at weekend mail me.

bigpoppa is not very good ok ty

bragman said...

bigpoppa bluffs his stack off call him down every chance

Drogba said...

Fuck off Pratonic

Anonymous said...

comes as no suprise jenka,a week or 2 ago,he beat you for £12 AA v KK and after about 10 lines of "hahahaha"etc and abuse,you informed him that the previous evening,in exact same situation(but you had the AA this time),you took over £20 off him.i never seen anyone shut up so quick,was hilarious.

the guys a complete joke

houchen1 said...

yeah when i took £24 quid off plat i never gave him abuse just a simple "wp"