Thursday, 14 August 2008

Killing time at the casino

I was killing time the other day playing £1/£2 NLHE at the casino when I got involved in an all-in pot with a player to my right. It was high drama for the boring live £1/£2 game since the pot was about £180. As the river card lands the player hits a set of 8's while I hit a Q high straight and as he gets all worked up and angry with me, for some reason I lifted my right arse cheek and farted on him while saying nice hand. I got so caught up in the momnet in just kind of happned, like I farted on que. The whole table looked at me like I was nuts and I felt so odd I get up and followed the guy who I farted on.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

u are such a lyin bastard,

a)u never go out other than to remove dog shit,your job
b)u ain got the balls to enter £1/£2 game
c)you're a wanker
d)fuck off

Amatay said...

common occurrance m8. i do the same thing all the time

Keysersoz said...

im stoppin readin this blog,you're such a irritating piece of shit and your comments get more immature and nonsense daily

fuck off

balti and justin033 said...

we are both playin over the weekend

Anonymous said...

£1/£2 my arse. You haven't got £200 to your name and you certainly don't have the balls to sit down with it. Stick to play money. Dickhead

Platonic_ said...

hmmmmm everyone who knows anything knows i make over £1200 every month from poker.

ASK ANYONE. THIS IS AN UNDISPUTED FACT.

Platonic_ said...

amatay - you you mean you have done this as well? was it playing live or was it online?

i wish i'd have done it online because tbh i felt a bit sheepish after i did it and didnt know what to do.

Anonymous said...

hey platonic i just read most of your blog and while i have never read a blog b4 i found yours pretty funny and entertaining. keep up the good work and i might even try out one of your sites to give ya some competition

Anonymous said...

LOL, best post in a long time. Keep it up fishonic, the fart was cos you were overcome with emotion after the biggest pot of your life. It happens.

Anonymous said...

£1200 bollocks. Stick a decimal after the 2 and you might be closer. You're shit and you know it. Ballbag

patterson7 said...

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Platonic_ said...

Dunno why you faggots are doubting that I played in a £1/£2 game. I bought in for my £20 anyway so it was all cool. I made almost £700 in that game but lost most of it back when people started stealing my blinds.

Anonymous said...

Ok wankstain you "lost" "most" of your £700? Let's assume that's at least £360. With blinds costing you £3 a rotation you sat for 120 rounds of hands (ie 720 hands at six max) doing fuck all? At 30 hands per hour that would take 24 hours to lose. Absolute twat. I'm sure a few fish sucked out on you though coz surely not even you're enough of a wanker to sit in a game all day and pay for the company. Tosspot

keekeng said...

fuck off plat u bullshittin bald bastard no mates

Gaz Billingham said...

Yeah thought so little boy, i sit down and you dont say a word to me, as much as i thought nothing but a loud mouthed keyboard warrior arent u SON?

Bellyshot said...

msoza96: bad players gets rewarded here

he must be winnin a shitload then cause hes even worse than platonic,and thats bad

houchen1 said...

platonic wears white shellsuits and burberry caps.

hes gay

anneli said...

and y-3 trainers?

fowksey said...

is that you in pic boiled ham?

man in drag with chicken fillets?


you tosser

im new

Anonymous said...

Platonic's gay, I'm gay - let's get it on!

Thank you, I'm new

Dealer said...

even im gettin sick of you now plat,

fuck off

balti said...

i might play tomorow,not sure yet

MRPINKS said...

jesus christ! this is funny as fuck, "i bought into £1/£2 at the casino and got up to £700 before losing it all when people started stealing your blinds" LOL wtf you on about lol? il give you credit mate this is fucking brilliant this blog but you really cant be serious, some of the things your posting are unreal lol, post your pokertracker graph to show these £1000+ monthly profits and people might take you seriously lol....i wont hold my breath!

LOL great read though..what a clown he he

Anonymous said...

Hi Plat! Just thought I'd drop by and let you know you're a.....wanker!

I might be playing later