Wednesday, 27 August 2008


Ok, i went along to a 5 aside football game. I play for this team now and again, sometimes i get invited when there short on players. So i start playin and some guy goin by the name of "jones" is being a right lazy cunt. So i tell him to get his act together before i slap him about. Then he give me this back chat. I really shouldnt say what happened next but I feel ive got to. So after the game this Jones cunt starts telling me i need to relax. WTF WTF WTF does he not realise this is a COMPETITIVE sport. a MANS game. So i loose it, I punch him in the jaw, then he falls over, I then kick him in the balls. THEN this is the BEST part, he started crying, tears actually rolled down his cheak. I mean what a fukin pussy.

Ive been totally crushing the 10p20p tbls lately. I won £230.45 so far since monday. And thats not including rake back. However. It has come to my attention an annoying scouse twat who is at alot of my tbls called ryan. Ive already explained to him tht i will take him on one on one at any stake any time. But whenever i offer him this he suddenly goes quiet and dissapears from my tables LOL. ANYTIME RYAN FOR THE 1000000000th TIME. ILL OWN YOU I LIKE I USED TO OWN SALTY ACE I OWNED HIM SO BAD HE LOST EVERYTHING NOW HES DISSAPEARED. OOPS.


Anonymous said...

Thats strange?I rang Ryan up to tell him Plat was mouthin off at tables how Ryan was scared to play him.He then came on everyone of Plats tables sayin "lets go,heads up" and Plat refused.

rryan1970 said...

Oh dear Plat! You do like making things up, don't you? Heads up any time you want. You won't back out now, will you?

Anonymous said...

delusional or what??

I was watching some crypto games, saw ryan and jenka I think talking about ryan playing twatonic...

ryan turns up later and low and behold...twatontic bottles it again.....

And I'm eager to hear why you were criticising Jenka for getting it all in with JJ v TT - the guy sucked out on the turn but Jenka got the money in good??

Can we expect another twatonic strategy article "being ahead is the new behind" or some such bollox???
Funny blog no doubt, but I seriously think the guy is not right in the head......

jerrybus said...

i heard about the huge gay scene on hills £20 NL games so came to take a look.

not one of u has tried chattin me up yet

its annoyin as i havent had a bf for 16 years now,please someone make a move on me :-(

jerry xx

1out1der said...

jerry,if u wanna see me stark bollock naked on webcam

add me to your msn



Jenka said...

Think this is the JJ hand you mean,the other guy folded JJ too,so guess its just Platonic_'s understanding of the game,that i played this JJ bad,yet he goes £1 with JJ then calls a £20 all in reraise from Lesley011 who hasnt raised pf since July 2006,and lost to AA

Game #6523063333: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2008/08/23 - 15:47:03 (UK)
Table "Amekia" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Pau281045 (£9.03 in chips)
Seat 2: Arthur471 (£6.49 in chips)
Seat 3: Parsia (£15.81 in chips)
Seat 4: Irish_001 (£17.16 in chips)
Seat 5: Platonic_ (£16.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Jenka (£17.04 in chips)

Arthur471: posts small blind £0.10
Parsia: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Jenka [Js Jc]
Irish_001: raises to £0.40
Platonic_: folds
Jenka: raises to £2
Pau281045: folds
Arthur471: raises to £6.49 and is all-in
Parsia: folds
Irish_001: calls £6.09
Jenka: raises to £17.04 and is all-in
Irish_001: folds
Returned uncalled bets £10.55 to Jenka
----- FLOP ----- [6c Kd Qc]
----- TURN ----- [6c Kd Qc][Td]
----- RIVER ----- [6c Kd Qc Td][6s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Jenka: shows [Js Jc] (Two Pairs, Jacks and Sixes, King high)
Arthur471: shows [Ts Th] (A Full House, Tens full of Sixes)
Arthur471 collected £18.69 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £19.67 Main pot £18.69 Rake £0.98
Board [6c Kd Qc Td 6s]
Seat 1: Pau281045 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Arthur471 (small blind) showed [Ts Th] and won (£18.69) with A Full House, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: Parsia (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Irish_001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Platonic_ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jenka showed [Js Jc] and lost with Two Pairs, Jacks and Sixes, King high
****HAND ENDS****

Anonymous said...

thats the hand Jenka..saw it go down...

maybe folding a bigger pair is an advanced tactic that only a gobby cockernee tut-nut can understand...:)

Jenka said...

For further reading on the subject,try "The Art of a Good Laydown" by Houchen1.

Available in all crap bookshops

Cute_Fish said...

Dealer: Game #7568410804, Cons13052 wins pot (£15.20)
Dealer: Game #7568410854, 15ti1000 wins pot (£2)
Railings1: 15ti,are u playin £20 with your platonic account today mate?
15ti1000: always m8
15ti1000: every night
Cute_fish: ?
Dealer: Game #7568410884, Loser18 wins pot (£5)
Cons13052: lool platonic
Dealer: Game #7568410934, Cons13052 wins pot (£2)
Loser18: lol
Cons13052: i seen that guys blog
Cons13052: what a joke
Cute_fish: wots this ist
Loser18: he mentioned me in it
Loser18: how he wud crush me
Cons13052: lolllllll
Dealer: Game #7568410954, And050978 wins pot (£5)
Railings1: ok guys, good luck, im off to play Platonic
Railings1: ill give him your regards
Cons13052: thats why he grinds uber high stakes for a living
Dealer: Game #7568410994, Loser18 wins pot (£4)
15ti1000: hey
15ti1000: he is a gd player
Railings1: ya
15ti1000: no doubt about tht
Railings1: YES
Railings1: VERY
Railings1: bye x x
Cons13052: loll

Railings1 said...

15ti1000: i wouldnt play platonic_ hu anyway
15ti1000: his record is 2nd to none
Loser18: lol

Anonymous said...

15ti1000: hes so unpredictable its scary
Cons13052: lol
Dealer: Game #7568411144, Cons13052 wins pot (£8.55)
Cons13052: im a bit slow today, finally getting the irony
Cons13052: lol

Anonymous said...

Cons13052: lol
15ti1000: what?
Dealer: Game #7568411194, 15ti1000 wins pot (£2)
15ti1000: he genuienly is tough
Dealer: Game #7568411214, 15ti1000 wins pot (£4)
Cons13052: when have u played him
15ti1000: i used to play 10p20p a few months ago
15ti1000: i learned alot of platonic
15ti1000: thts for sure

Jenka said...

Cons13052: ok lemme ask u why he still plays those limits
Jenka: cos he has a bankroll of around £400,hes been tryin to get to £1500 for around 18months
Dealer: Game #7568410314, 15ti1000 wins pot (£91) with Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, Ace highn
Jenka: but has to withdraw all time to pay for the upkeep of the caravan he lives in

cute_fish said...

Cons13052: its amazing how a guy who plays 10p20p is the most famous guy on the site
Dealer: Game #7568411954, And050978 wins pot (£2)

Anonymous said...

I'm Cons13052- just seen someone posted a convo we had about you today.

I love this blog, I actually piss myself laughing at the lies you write. So so funny. And the people who read it think ur being serious and abuse you.

Keep it going - and look forward to see you playing against me in the £1/2 and £2/5 soon - im sure its not long before youve taken all the money from the 10p20p community and come to take more from ours!

Anonymous said...

I love it too. This shit brightens my days man! By the way crying after taking a shot in the pills carries no shame.

You're a wanker.

Anonymous said...

hi 1out1der,ive emailed you a picture of my scrotum,if u like it let me know and ill send you the whole package.

all the best pal,


Anonymous said...

If you can't laugh at child abuse, what can you laugh at?

Amatay said...

I can't stand lazy weak fucking footballers, pisses me right off

Anonymous said...

hey plat,how did it feel to be stacked by that girl who said she was jenkas girlfriend?

plat raises AQ,flop QJ9,she bets pot,he reraises 3 or 4 times,she calls,then u shove massive all in(yes he was actualy deepish stacked)and lost to 999.

platonic_:oh i thought you had a flush draw


jpg00 said...

Platonic_: i kill the big stakes everytime i play there

Cute_fish said...

platonic ur such a retard loser i heard u was slagging me off earlier sayin that u wud crush all the £200nl regs and that u want me HU lololol i wet my pants it was the biggest joke i ever heard. so whenever u want to play me HU im up for taking ur pathetic little bankroll

gl Plat-ard

From the real Cute_fish

Platonic_ said...

cute fish who the fuck are you?

fucking twat

Guilkines said...

im movin down to 10p/20p soon,played platonic hu last nite at £100/£200 and hes busted my roll

platonics parents said...

platonic,your caravan stinks of shit and so do you.

you're a wanker

ok ty

Anonymous said...

Platonic_:yeah,ill be movin up soon for sure,theres really nothin standin in my way to get to the top tables
Dan111:what u mean mate?
Platonic_:well a lot of the nits at 25p 50p claudia,ben400 etc are only there to avoid me
Dan111: why they do that?
Platonic_:im the biggest winner at this level by a long way,the wanna be pro's avoid me,so they moved up or down a level
Dan111: i see,but your gonna go play them anyway
Platonic_:yeah within a month or 2,then move up again
Platonic_:theres some real gruffnuts at 50p £1 razor666 plays loads tables,the more tables he plays,the quicker ill get to £1 £2
Platonic_:and ive already proved i can beat those gruffnuts too
Platonic_:loser18 came down to 10p 20p,im sure it was to watch my game cos he always refused to play me hu
Platonic_:i took a fortune off him and im sure ive seen him makin some of the moves he learnt from me at higher tables
Platonic_:15ti100i ripped him apart too so if he can hold his own there,what do i have to fear?
Platonic_:i reckon within 2 years max ill just be able to play hu on the £100 £200 tables a couple of hrs a day and that be a very good livin
Dan111: well good luck mate but i think your full of sh it to be honest,and boring so im off,bye

Anonymous said...


ty, I'm new

Platonic_ said...

JPG you sad cunt why are you watching my tables?

Jpg00 said...

i think im falling in love with you platonic if you really want to know.

lets get it on dude as i know you are gay and have not been in a relationship for a while.

i could wank you off long time!

im gay

jpg00 said...

I watch your tables because your so fuckin entertaining.Beats TV anyday.Though the kiddie comments were horrific,i wouldnt have even thought you would stoop that low.

lowfields said...

jerry bus suck my jerry helmet?

paterson7 said...

you weirdo jpg00 make u your mind, love platonic or hate him not both.

gay boy

jpg00 said...

I cant help it if that pervert posts stuff and signs it with my name.