Monday, 4 August 2008

Gay Billingham

Hahaha so that hand I posted earlier wasnt actually mine it was the one and only GAY BLIMMINGHAMS. I fooled you all.... but I just had to point out how much of a moron this guy is.

He was so proud of this achievement of "winning" such a big pot that he decided to poast about it on the Betfairs forum. LOLLOL.

Tonight I spotted him at a 15p/25p omahaha table - I THINK IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT HE BUST HIS ROLL.

I was notified that this fish was playing by some of my fellow 10p 20p NO LIMIT HOLDEM (the real mans game) players. 4 or 5 of them all flocked to the table when they saw that he was playing. I was tempted to join myself but was already playing the max amount of tables that can fit onto my 4 monitors so I just sent a few insults his way, hopefully the prick recieved them. It was amazing to see all the Plat haters getting together and realising how much of a wanker that GAY BILLINGHAM is and clubbing together in an effort to bust the broke joke.

I have heard that GAY even had a smaller roll than 15ti100... ahaha how embarrassing! What a complete and utter fish.

31 comments:

15ti1000 said...

this is the best post youve ever made. that guy is a complete retard... it was just a shame you didnt join the table as he was bad mouthing you quite a lot in the chatbox.

and its 15ti1000 plat.

annelli said...

i took £50 from GAY BOILING-HAM!

Anonymous said...

(at omaha, his own game)

anneli said...

yeah its true i was there! i thought this prick gay boilingham was some pro with his gobshite talk!

i joined 15ti1000 and sat down with £1400 to 15ti1000s £326.98 GAY BOILINGHAM SAT DOWN WITH £423.14 and started mouthing off 15ti100s roll then changed to £16956.45 mines to £1945.38 and boiled ham fucked off like a right loser.

this is true !!!!!

ok ty

im new

xx

Platonic_ said...

BOILED HAM FOR BEAKFAST? HAHAH I LOVE IT!

anneli said...

ti you posted as anneli i never took £50 off boiled ham but i rinsed you heads up.

you never won a hand!!!!!

lmao

respect to your roll!!!

at least ive played $5 $10 true i bust my roll but.................

its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all!

I WILL BE BACK

OK TY IM NEW

XX

Anonymous said...

platonic do you honestly think everyone hates you?

anneli (real one) said...

this is how you spell ANNELI

dont believe the truth

ok ty

xx

__sp__ said...

can you loan me £100 15ti1000 mate?

im broke

please!!!!!!!!

Black Panther said...

You're a wanker xx

Anonymous said...

http://www.gubbed.com/forum-search.fcgi?q=gaz+billingham&s=0&b=Search

fowksey said...

DONT CLICK THAT LINK ITS A VIRUS !!!!!!!!!!!!

fowksey said...

wanker gaz billingham massaging his small penis

b4bygirl said...

your income from poker barely covers the cost of your pc hardware,and your internet expenses are a serious dent.

fuck off

Platonic_ said...

when am i getting my bonus????!!!1

half man half biscuit said...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader
Went down to the Animal Farm.
Douglas bored a boar,
With his stories from the war.
And explaimed about the boil on his palm.

Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink.
Come the hour of four, they were legless to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep.

Everybody sang as loud as they could,
"Two legs bad, but four legs good!"
This made the boys feel pretty oppressed.

Came the new real, it was A. A. at the Helm",
While Dougie played lufftwafer on the roof
After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns
And a sign post read secondhand limbs.
Years passed by, double grazzing in the sty.
It was good, but it was total apathy!
Everybody arsed around
As the Beast of England Sound,
Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!
And chants were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
Invalidity reigned supreme.
And shouts were heard from the East to the West,
"Four legs good, but no legs best!"
one time visitors were now the regime.

Jenka said...

Im the most liked person on Hills

Claudia said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKdtMGBphY


Would Justin033 pls confirm or deny that hes the guy at front of crowd dancing with bald patch?

ok ty

Justin033 said...

No its not me,its actually Houchen1,he makes the same moves when playin poker too.

In fact my hair has no bald patches at all,i have the same hairstyle as that Moby lookalike singer had 20 years ago.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na12OyJEgJ8&feature=related

the bastard son of Dean Friedman said...

phenomenal song,but cant work out if Houchens dancin is even better than the song!

Gaz Billingham said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MATE U NEED TO GET A LIFE AND QUICK, AND AS FOR GOING BUSTO SON I AINT EVER GOING TO GO BUST, AND ITS OK YOU KEEP SENDING YOUR FISH TO COME PLAY ME I WILL TAKE MONEY FROM THEM ALL, BUT I UNDERSTAND IF YOUR NOT MAN ENOUGH TO PLAY ME URSELF, BUT SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD CHANGE UR NAME

PLATONIC " THE KEYBOARD WARRIOR "
OR PLATONIC I JUST HIDE BEHIND OTHER PPL TO MAKE CHILDISH LITTLE INSULTS BUT DARENT ACTUALLY PLAY GAZ BILLINGHAM BECAUSE I KNOW HE IS TOO GOOD FOR ME!.COM

Fowksey said...

Kollega and Msoza ride their bike home from the pub after lengthy drinkin session discussin bad beats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKaR5nJg-qo

tvstar said...

fuck off gay boilingham you twat

platonic rules 20nl

i played you and your shit why dont you join 20 nl you faggot?

then talk when the regulars stack you

ok ty

im bisexual xx

1out1der said...

im gay

Gaz Billingham said...

Pmsl

Anytime you think ur ready to take on the big dog tvstar u pleb how about you come find me?

gay boilling have come ahead if you think you are good enough! you will fail!!!!!!! said...

how can i find you when your the hide and seek champion of nolimit poker?

get on £20 nl and prove yourself there!!!

ive played £5 £10 and the best players are on £20 nl.

so come on the regulars fancy some bioled ham for breakfast. we play every hour of every day. we will be there.

WILL YOU BE???????????

TVSTAR

OK TY IM NEW

XX

Lesley011 said...

yeah good idea but i doubt if he could cope with my pf raising!

thankx

anneli said...

im new and i would fancy my chances with you gaz.

im 18 and turkish only been playing 4months.

im on most days .

come on lets have a party at £20 nl but you will have to say hello first.

im new

Houchen1 said...

im sick of justin033 gettin all the credit for my dancin

Anonymous said...

I'm gay xx

Anonymous said...

i'm gay too, and i'm actually not lying x