FFS SO ANGRY AT LIFE

Ok, i went along to a 5 aside football game. I play for this team now and again, sometimes i get invited when there short on players. So i start playin and some guy goin by the name of "jones" is being a right lazy cunt. So i tell him to get his act together before i slap him about. Then he give me this back chat. I really shouldnt say what happened next but I feel ive got to. So after the game this Jones cunt starts telling me i need to relax. WTF WTF WTF does he not realise this is a COMPETITIVE sport. a MANS game. So i loose it, I punch him in the jaw, then he falls over, I then kick him in the balls. THEN this is the BEST part, he started crying, tears actually rolled down his cheak. I mean what a fukin pussy.

Ive been totally crushing the 10p20p tbls lately. I won £230.45 so far since monday. And thats not including rake back. However. It has come to my attention an annoying scouse twat who is at alot of my tbls called ryan. Ive already explained to him tht i will take him on one on one at any stake any time. But whenever i offer him this he suddenly goes quiet and dissapears from my tables LOL. ANYTIME RYAN FOR THE 1000000000th TIME. ILL OWN YOU I LIKE I USED TO OWN SALTY ACE I OWNED HIM SO BAD HE LOST EVERYTHING NOW HES DISSAPEARED. OOPS.

crushing the casino

Hello loyal plat fans. Just like to inform you of my recent success at the casino. I was playing my usual £1 £2 stakes when a grufnut started mouthing of at me after i got "lucky", he didnt agree with my usual over shove flush draw. when he called and had a higher flush draw. but he didnt get i still had loads of outs for pairs. i hit a pair of 4's. he wasnt happy.

Anyway I went out to smoke a spliff and thought over the situation. I decided to challege him to £5£10 hu game. He accepted and I went on to OWN HIS ASS. I bluffed him so many times then i played a £2 thousand pound pot and won when my AK defeated his QQ all in pre flop. I then thanked him for the game. cashed out, and got the hell outta there. He said this was bad etiqutte but he can fuk of, i beat him fair and square so fuk you you cunt

tyvm

Platonic_ thoughts

Over the past weeks my attitude towards life has changed. I no longer feel like i want people to think of me as the best 20nl reg. I dont care, I already know that I am. My records show this. However Ive started thinking about what I want from life, and to be honest I just dont know. I feel like there is a big grey fuckin cloud hanging over me at all times. I meen just how many times can AA loose in a day? I know I have my head screwed on so whatever I do it will be best for me. Get a job? sure I'd do less hours but i wouldnt be garunteed my £1.5k per month tax free. I know i would exell in the political field but who knows we will see.

Yes I know, I have more exiting storys to tell than the average person. Ive found myself in some crazy situations in my life. At times gambled and won, stupid amounts of money. But is it time to settle down? find a job? a wife? I will move up to 25p50p soon but i feel no rush to as my ego big so im happy to take mszoza98 money at 10p20p for a while more.

Ps. Drogba is a ******** cunt. i need to spell it like ******** as i dont want to be wrongly accused of rascism again. But ffs he calls himself a chelsea player he's not fit to lick dennis wise's boats the ugly ******** fuck. When will he realise people like him are not welcome at chelsea FUCK OF YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Killing time at the casino

I was killing time the other day playing £1/£2 NLHE at the casino when I got involved in an all-in pot with a player to my right. It was high drama for the boring live £1/£2 game since the pot was about £180. As the river card lands the player hits a set of 8's while I hit a Q high straight and as he gets all worked up and angry with me, for some reason I lifted my right arse cheek and farted on him while saying nice hand. I got so caught up in the momnet in just kind of happned, like I farted on que. The whole table looked at me like I was nuts and I felt so odd I get up and followed the guy who I farted on.

Breakfast

I had some boiled ham. It had a fishy taste to it.

Gay Billingham

Hahaha so that hand I posted earlier wasnt actually mine it was the one and only GAY BLIMMINGHAMS. I fooled you all.... but I just had to point out how much of a moron this guy is.

He was so proud of this achievement of "winning" such a big pot that he decided to poast about it on the Betfairs forum. LOLLOL.

Tonight I spotted him at a 15p/25p omahaha table - I THINK IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT HE BUST HIS ROLL.

I was notified that this fish was playing by some of my fellow 10p 20p NO LIMIT HOLDEM (the real mans game) players. 4 or 5 of them all flocked to the table when they saw that he was playing. I was tempted to join myself but was already playing the max amount of tables that can fit onto my 4 monitors so I just sent a few insults his way, hopefully the prick recieved them. It was amazing to see all the Plat haters getting together and realising how much of a wanker that GAY BILLINGHAM is and clubbing together in an effort to bust the broke joke.

I have heard that GAY even had a smaller roll than 15ti100... ahaha how embarrassing! What a complete and utter fish.

Biggest Pot of my life

Was playing on Betfair at the time

Game #6320423313: Omaha PL ($2.50/$5) - 2008/08/03 - 03:31:39 (UK)
Table "Hotakadake" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: GodlkeRoy ($87.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Gazovcas ($708.61 in chips)
Seat 3: axemaztah ($1346.89 in chips)
Seat 5: ^kira^ ($198.97 in chips)
Seat 6: Minime1 ($1103.35 in chips)
Gazovcas: posts small blind $2.50
axemaztah: posts big blind $5
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Gazovcas [Jc As 7d Ks]
^kira^: folds
Minime1: raises to $15
GodlkeRoy: folds
Gazovcas: calls $12.50
axemaztah: raises to $30
Minime1: calls $15
Gazovcas: calls $15
----- FLOP ----- [Kh 2d Ac]
Gazovcas: bets $60
axemaztah: calls $60
Minime1: folds
----- TURN ----- [Kh 2d Ac][Ah]
Gazovcas: checks
axemaztah: bets $60
Gazovcas: raises to $130
axemaztah: raises to $225
Gazovcas: raises to $618.61 and is all-in
axemaztah: calls $393.61
----- RIVER ----- [Kh 2d Ac Ah][9h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Gazovcas: shows [Jc As 7d Ks] (A Full House, Aces full of Kings)
axemaztah: shows [Tc Js Ad Kc] (A Full House, Aces full of Kings)
Gazovcas collected $722.11 from Main pot
axemaztah collected $722.11 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $1447.22 Main pot $1444.22 Rake $3
Board [Kh 2d Ac Ah 9h]
Seat 1: GodlkeRoy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gazovcas (small blind) showed [Jc As 7d Ks] and won ($722.11) with A Full House, Aces full of Kings
Seat 3: axemaztah (big blind) showed [Tc Js Ad Kc] and won ($722.11) with A Full House, Aces full of Kings
Seat 5: ^kira^ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Minime1 folded on the Flop