Gruffnuts,
I've been watchin the higher stakes games a bit lately to prepare me for them(i'll be there by summer),and 2 nights ago,got shock of my life,KOLLEGA sits down at Balmores £500 nl table,sits out for a bit,then leaves.Very suprising.
Anyway,then last night he joins a 6max £500 nl table,and verbally attacks Balmore saying "stop telling everyone how i play" "ok?" "ok?",after several "lol" from Balmore who i got the impression was fallin outa his seat laughin,he states "ive said what i came to say"and left.He also said "i bet u never thought i had £500 in my account did u?"prior to that,which made about as much sense as his 1-dimensional nitty poker play.
KOLLEGA,heres a fact: EVERYONE KNOW HOW YOU PLAY,its legendary,you stand out a mile.You play all pairs and AK and thats it! 9% of hands which i think is the lowest VPIP % on Crypto,and u think people dont notice? IDIOT!
Anyway,back to the important stuff,im winnin like fuck as usual,and Gulkines seems to not be around lately soon as he heard i raised the funs to play him.
Ok,a quick shag then back on the tables,
Fuck u all,
Plat
3 years ago
89 comments:
lol kollega has never said a word at tables ever,i assumed he was a bot and a very very bad one.
cant wait for his blog,that could be as funny as this one!
i got an email from interpoker platinum club saying balmore is goin down to London for his official weigh in with Interpoker for some prize or other.
is the weigh in somethin to do with his prize,or is he weighin in to box kollega?
i will fight any of you cunts
lol@kollega
hes ukraines biggest embarrassment
balmore is a one-eyed Scottish idiot
kollega is actually 8% of hands pf 1% more than me
ok ty
your all wankers
it wasnt me ive been cloned
kollega def: colleague ????? you are having a laugh then you lump of wood no friends
just shut up and play you dumb onion nobody knew you were an idiot kollega until you opened your mouth and confirmed it!
ok ty
omfg i just played kollega for 5 hours solid i counted his hands he played
he played 12 hands and got stacked once with qq into 34567
hes total nit who only plays for mpps
ok ty
i won the ntx £1500 special on saturday and never looked at my hole cards
row row row your boat back to motherwell.
i open raise AA to 15 to 20 bb pf as i have no post flop skills
are you kollega in disguise?
im turnin into an exceptional player
12 hands in 5 hours kollega were you tilting?
glad to hear you got stacked tho
im a fuckin retard
For my full detailed guide on bankroll management pls visit:
www.wotnoaces.com/bankrollmanagement.co.uk
ok ty
due to the recent credit crunch i have been made unemployed so i can stay up late at night now. anyways i watched that NIT claudia for a good few hours and i have come to this conclusion.
THE GUY IS A NIT NIT NIT NIT TWIT
learn to play poker like cute_fish
im gay
due to the recent credit crunch,ive become an actor in male homosexual porn films
im a fuckin idiot
hey houchen,can u leave your phone number on here?i wanna ring u up at night and do some heavy breathin down phone
ok ty
i like to do naked webcamming with males and/or females,if ypur interested ask me at the tables
my bankroll is zero,thats why i dont play anymore,lost it all to Tok2dahand
i used to be king of small stakes on crypto,im now best player on betfair by a long long way.
anyone fancy their chances?come fine me
heres my blog anyway
http://maxgman.blogspot.com
are you guys serious?
i got no valentines cards
i remember you capefear,
i do have to hand it to u,u are a very attractive handsome as we can all see by the pics of yourself on your blog
go to tourney and mpps/restricted and look at Feb 14 18.15 Sunday 35k sat tourney and look at the very bottom of the 95 player rankings list.
how apt.
oh and i see your not out tonight plat for valentines day,surely one of those many women your allegedly shaggin would be available,for a large fee?
cape,u were a right big mouth bastard and a shite player
fuck off cape fear you pussy cunthead
haha kollega is indeed an utter utter cunt
and tevez is a shocking ommmission for abuse.
houchen is also a luckboxing nit but seems a good guy.
players who are nitty winners then moan at bad beats need shooting in the fucking face.
houchen and i like to punch each other durin intercourse
justin that sounds pretty uncomfortable, i have a baseball bat u can borrow if u like? i myself prefer feather dusters im a tikkleish guy :) xxxxxxxxxxx love to u justin xxxxxxxxx
i have played 10 hands in 25 mins on 64 tables ok ty
I HATE POSTING BLINDS!
tiny joyce is a fat one-eyed idiot
HI FELLAS MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAY TEAM.
JUST TO LET U KNOW I JUST SPENT
£16K,MOSTLY WON FROM PLATONIC_ ON A NEW CAR REGISTRATION PLATE,ITS:
POOF1
SO IF ANY OF U GUYS SEE ME AROUND BRIGHTON,PLEASE GIMME A WAVE!!
THANKS GUYS!
im a dyke
i think tiny joyce is cryptos top player movinbg up from 3p[ 6p to 10 20p in 6 months girls gotta be doing good just a shame im still on 1 p 2 p after 3 years :(
im playin from morning til night again,waitin for pocket pairs and AK.
i live off rakeback and make less than platonic
im bisexual
Balmore, everyone knows you write this blog you thick skulled haggis munching ku.nt
Still getting stacked at 1K?
time...
place...
im there
im taking on gulkiness next week!!
why raise pf?its childish
any more abuse and ill send my big brother out to sort it,and hes 5 ft 6 ins and out and out gay
how is 1 and 2 k nl going balmore?
Saw plat playing 50 PLO t'other day!
I SAW A PLAYER CALLED BUMHUNTER BEFORE,LOCATION BRIGHTON,
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP:
RAILINGS1@PLATONICSPOKER.COM
TY
hi email me looking for some fun, rough and ready...
iloveituptheass@hotmail.com
im a spasticated mongrol who cant play poker yet i use all my dole money on hills.
ok ty
where can i get a penis enlarged?
its not for me its a friend of mine.
sureudo spotted on play money and losing there as well
wp ul gg
tosser!!
ok ty
im gay even though playin in disguise these days
i like erect penises
im lying flat on my back singing "dancing on the ceiling" you bunch of donks!!
fuck off
ill have u know im warming up for gulkiness next week!!
BUMHUNTER WHERE ARE U?
plat why are u back on 10p 20p?
im havin the day off poker today,just gonna play 11 hours
i am transexual
hey mad news plat gone busto again
plats a joke,absolutey useless,so comes as no suprise
every holes a goal!
im still as gay as is humanly possible.
why u never ask about me railings1?
platonic droppin down to 10p/20p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKIN HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
5p/10p next week imo!
so fuckin funny
i can toss the caber further than my brother,and almost as far as that kilt wearin fool from Falkirk who tells Houchen1 "i'm new" each time he sits down
didn't the haggis brothers get banned for collusion???
we cant all be new so fuck off
ok ty im new
"better meddle wi the devil than the bairns o falkirk"
come ahead if you think your hard enough and i dont wear a kilt.
im hard as fuck!
curl 1 out your big brown arsehole you sad gruffnut i will play you hu for your roll anytime anyplace.
you are just about as tricky as kollega pre flop.
im still your god
you wanna play hu you know where i am just ask me prik
im a total arsehole
yip jaap stam is a big dutch man,
get past him if u fuckin well can,
try a trick,he'll make u look a dick,
yip jaap,jaap stam
PATTERSON7,IN WHAT WAY ARE U "HARD"?
WHEN YOU NEXT GET AN ERECTION GIMME A BELL.
OK TY
im definitely one of the top 10 wankers of all time to play crypto
Platonic_: wow bounder what brings you here
Bounderby: my 25BB under EV downswing
Dealer: Game #7351860193, marulek33 wins pot (£1.33) with A Full House, Threes full of Fives
Bounderby: what's your excuse lol
Platonic_: same
Platonic_: had a real sick run of bs think i have forgot how o win
Platonic_: need to get the mojo back
Bounderby: confidence boost
Platonic_: twice today i called re raises with qq and got all in on flop with it
Dealer: Game #7351860283, lvernel wins pot (£0.48)
Platonic_: wold never normally do that unl;ess i knew
Dealer: Game #7351860413, Alanao29r wins pot (£0.48)
Bounderby: i'm in no hurry to move back tbh
Dealer: Game #7351860503, Platonic_ wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351860583, Alanao29r wins pot (£0.67)
Dealer: Game #7351860713, lvernel wins pot (£5.04)
Alanao29r: nh
Platonic_: i just been knocked off my game by bad cards and fish
Platonic_: need to remeber what i did
Dealer: Game #7351860863, Alanao29r wins pot (£1.14)
Platonic_: i go fine for couple of hours then have a blow up
Dealer: Game #7351861013, lvernel wins pot (£0.48)
Dealer: Game #7351861093, Bounderby wins pot (£1.43)
Dealer: Game #7351861213, marie1112 wins pot (£0.38) with A Pair of Fours, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7351861333, marie1112 wins pot (£0.38)
Dealer: Game #7351861423, I_read_u wins pot (£3.90) with A Pair of Sevens, King high
Dealer: Game #7351861523, I_read_u wins pot (£2.85)
Dealer: Game #7351861583, lvernel wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351861623, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)
marie1112: i like your blog platonic
Dealer: Game #7351861693, marulek33 wins pot (£2.09)
I_read_u: where can u find it?
marie1112: google it
marie1112: platonocs poker
Dealer: Game #7351861793, Bounderby wins pot (£5.70) with A Pair of Queens, Ace high
Dealer: Game #7351861863, marie1112 wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351861893, marulek33 wins pot (£0.20)
I_read_u: wicked
I_read_u: cheers marrie
marie1112: np
_read_u: btw platonic, sorry, but im the 6 max low limit holdem king
Bounderby: it's not him
Dealer: Game #7351861933, lvernel wins pot (£12.45)
I_read_u: really?
Dealer: Game #7351862053, lvernel wins pot (£0.20)
Bounderby: really
Platonic_: its a wind up by some haters
Dealer: Game #7351862103, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)
Dealer: Game #7351862143, I_read_u wins pot (£0.50)
Platonic,how come you have such a huge following from the gay poker community?
Tenzorr: platioic u f**king ga y
welcome back to where you belong plat you fuckin gruffnut tosspot
im openly gay glad to see your not bust although obviously not far from it platonic.
i think you just missed the attention and maybe a little jealous i was attracting more gay players than you.
ie houchen1, justin , bounderby and that poof i_read_you
hey houchen if your readin this:
IM GAY!!!!
HEY HOUCHEN IM NEW!
just signed up today
i play all day everyday to make a pittance
i wear leotards on sundays :)
D0ggyd0g is king
biaaatch ALL INS ARE BLUFFS call the twat down
ok ty
im an obnoxious prick
bounderby yoour an out and out nit bonus whore
we cant all be new so fuck off ok ty im new
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