Saturday, 28 February 2009

I'LL BE BACK

Gruffnuts,

Im shaggin em faster than u can drag em from underneath me at the moment,so only a short post this time.

Ok,so ive had a fall,it happens,ill bounce back in no time at all,any gruffnut who thinks ive lost my skills,just come play me and ill show u who the gruffnut is.

One other thing,ive been asked a few times lately,why do i have such a huge followin from the homosexual/bisexual poker community,well to be honest,i really dont know.I'm actually straight but have occasionally done man on man experimental stuff,but i havent disclosed these activities before.

Anyway:

Fuck off the lot of you,

Platonic_

68 comments:

Raptor87 said...

Do you now call that arse rimming u gave me when I was passed out from excessive folding and drinking a "man on man experimental stuff"??

I'm gonna press charges you bastard.

Curl_1out said...

I would like to hire you for some 1 on 1 tutoring Platonic_. I've heard so many good things about you in the british leatherman community. Is it true that you are the "scat master" where people shit all over eachother in the gay events they have? Maybe you can show me some of the moves there aswell.

bwd said...

i fake my results

JPG said...

platonic if i ever see you i'm gonna pint-pot ya. dirty hun.

justin033 said...

HEY HOUCHEN IM GAY!!!!

railings1 said...

IF THERES ANY RIMMING TO BE DONE,I WANNA BE INVOLVED,IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAY TEAM

balmore said...

help i'm getting burried at £1000NL,i can't win past $500NL.

Claudia27 said...

I can't stop brown nosing my brother and bigging him up to everyone because he plays mid stakes

balmore said...

I think people really believe this blog is written by platonic_ and wont stop flogging a dead horse.

Claudia27 said...

oh by the way...did i tell you my brother is balmore

Claudia27 said...

he plays mid stakes...he's my brother

balmore said...

i have along way to go to be able to compete with pard01,BWD27,corrosive,lang,look2gd,Ravageur

pard01 said...

houchen aint heavy,hes my brother

jenka said...

Balmores almost made as many buy-ins this last 6 mths as Platonic has lost in the same period.

GOD said...

balmore out his depth hahahahahaha show some humilty in life or you will forever run bad.

its true

madbrett said...

my name is Madbrett and im a well established professional poker player on the crypto NL circuit

just to let u know my new book is out this week "Madbretts guide to crushin NL".

hope u buy it and learn from me,

thanks

anneli said...

HEY HOUCHEN IM BI

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!

ok ty

10ut1der said...

im gay

lesley011 said...

the balmore brothers are both shit

cute_fish said...

the brothers are wankers

yrogerg said...

hi guys,

just to say i'm gay and nice to have found this blog with like minded people.

keep it up guys(literally) and good on u for supportin gay players plat

$bankjob$ said...

im new,gay and black and have a beard

vickypark said...

any chance of tuition pla im currently on 20nl looking to aim higher after all i heard that balmore had tuition and from what i see hes done pretty well ok u will see me at the tables.

RAILINGS1 said...

MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAME TEAM,I HAVE AN ERECTION AT MOMENT AND REQUEST THAT BUMHUNTER FROM BRIGHTON GETS IN TOUCH ASAP.

THANKS

RAILINGS1(CRYPTO GAY TEAM CAPTAIN)

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE TWO BASTARDS CLAUDIA27 AND BALMORE BOTH WRITE THE BOLLOCKS ON THIS BLOG. THE BROTHERS GRIM FROM BONNIE SCOTLAND, DIRTY HOOPS BASTARDS ASWELL. CLAUDIA27 SUCKS HIS LITTLE BROTHERS PENIS COS HE PLAYS MID STAKES! FFS GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOU DIRTY HOOPS CUNT, STOP SUCKING OFF YOUR LITTLE BRO!

YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN SERVED NOW FUCK OFF AND TAKE THIS BLOG DOWN!!!

May the streets be broad and narrow and follow we will, RFC forever

bumhuter from brighton said...

im the biggest homosexual on this blog (6 ft 7 ins)

tevez_bit said...

bumhunter from Brighton,can i see your gruffnuts on webcam my love?

$bankjob$ said...

i hate faggots and have started my own homophobic team,i'm captain,and i have 3 new team members, marulek33,mrkym and config

anyone wanna join?

mrkym said...

er....excuse me,im in no fuckin homophobic team with u bankjob,why would i be?im openly gay

no more of these comments pls

Anonymous said...

mariie1112 is shit at cards

mymaximus said...

waiting for balmore to come to 10/20 so i can show him my pussy

the_moron said...

its actually a gdog in your pic u moron

claudia27 said...

he aint heavy

Shaaaark said...

im a shark

buzzzzzzzin said...

poker is an evil game ive now learnt my lesson and swear never to try and take $bankjob$ again






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Pokerseed said...

im gay aswell...
Here is my suspect gay list:

anneli,razor666,claudia27,marie1112,fabien,jokesonyo,anneli___,stabilo,$bankjob$,thebest27,Im-So-New,rerazor,Openplan,jpg,Tevez_bit,_kyla_,Acemayhem, and tv_star

1out1der said...

why leave me and my boyfriend houchen1 out seed?

anneli said...

just for the record im winning shitloads now

i like to move it move it!

im new

thanx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

anneli___ said...

i love rochfort10

claudia27 said...

nah duvels much better, when ive finished my 3rd bottle i slip the botte neck up my arse and shoot my bolt whist playing hu lottos

ul m8 wp gg

balmore said...

you are an embaressment to the family

claudia27 said...

shut up bro i taught you everything you no.

poker is hard i woldnt advise it to anyone

Biaaatch said...

poor grammar you thick cunt balmore

anneli said...

poor grammar


im new ok ty

grindor said...

claudia as thick as a house plant.


dumb fucks

madbrett said...

u lotr sad why do u bother

7sundance said...

why was claudia27 playing £0.15/25 last night?

westpark said...

crypto is fixed

Theshark7 said...

im gay

kollega said...

i just folded quads

gambleeer said...

i want to sex u up

cabbala45 said...

razor666 has a bmw

Loser18 said...

i had a porche untill they reposessed it

Openplan said...

i have a big willy

Tinyjoyce said...

im so moist




10-10

xxxxxxxxx

marie1112 said...

dumb fucks

balti1112 said...

why pamper lifes complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

the balmore brothers parents said...

those caber tossin retards dont even pay their way in the family home,spendin it all on Duvel,Rochefort10,Schnieder Weisse,Ubier,Orval and Golden Caroulous.

Balmores actually started bringin the Green label Duvel in, this is the pasturised version directed at the homosexual market.

Anonymous said...

LOVE JESUS

RAILINGS1 said...

CAN U TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THAT GREEN VERSION?I DRINK THE RED LABEL DUVEL 8.2% WHICH IS A BIT STRONG FOR GAY PEOPLE

buymead9 said...

get some real beer down your neck,carling,fosters and wkd

ok ty

jenka said...

Fringe bar manchester have the green one on draught sometimes and always in a bottle

see u there,gays are always welcome

Jerrybuss said...

im new

Vickypark said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS ORVAL?
ME AND MY FELLA DRINK BETTY STOGS.
I DRUNK A BIT TO MUCH LAST NIGHT AND SLASHED ALL OVER HIM.

marie1112 said...

Orval is a Belgian trappistes ale,im drinkin one rite now

Vickypark said...

WELL I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DRINK BELGIAN BEER.

NO WONDER WE ARE IN RESESSION YOU BASTARD.


TRY BETTY STOGS IT'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED

Platonic_ said...

Thanks for your comments i love you all.

Ive been having a bad run lately due to arse munching fucking faggots like $bankjob$ who always lands a river and totaly fucks me and my never ending roll. So im piping down and getting ready for the big 1 which i feel is just round the corner.

Fuck balmore and look out Gulkiness u tilted spunk breathing orval drinking batty boy.

peace out, Platonic_

jenka said...

maybe u should try Belgian beer and u will realise its the dogs bollocks(just dont buy Stella)