Sunday, 28 December 2008

I HATE NIGERIA

Hi Gruffnuts,

Ok so times are changing,the new year is almost upon us and Crypto is breakin up,its shame as ive earnt a huge salary here,but on the other hand,i am confident i can beat any game any level.

Now,apparently we wont get rakeback on ipoker,well thats fine with me,i can beat the game without it.My only worry is the weaker players might not be able to survive without it,so if the current regs like loser18,razor666,cutefish(poof) bail out,then its all less money for me.

I havent been playin much over the festive period,i been a bit depressed,met a girl on the net,been chattin mths,i sent her the £950 to come over for xmas from Nigeria,and i aint heard a fuckin thing from her since she arrived,she was supposed to be stayin with me til new year.I was in arrivals at airport as arranged and never saw her,she didnt ring/text or mail me,ive checked the flight manifesto and she was def on board..i guess the bitch found some other gruffnut..women eh?I FUCKIN HATE EM!Anyway,i brought home a few hookers last few days to soften the blow and im over her now..and the £950 is fuck all really, 3 days wages maybe at my current level.Im still turnin up at airport check in for her return flite tho,im gonna demand my money back on principal,no one makes a fool of Plat and gets away with it.

Im puttin the prices of my tuition up £5 by the way to £25/hr,im gettin a lot of students so hey,im obviously in demand,so u gonna have to pay for me,

Peace out to all my students,my friends at the tables,and fuck off the rest of you,

Sir Plat

14 comments:

Godlin said...

Hi, plat, why didn't you show up for our coaching session today?

Why haven't you been on msn or answered my calls all day?

Then you find the time to blog? WTF?

cutefish said...

why single me out for my sexual preferences u bearded fool?

JoppaRoad said...

Plat, these bitch ass hoes should be paying you to come over - not the other way round. You need to sort that shit.

Keep crushing the tables & Happy New Year

JR

farhasbed said...

whats your msn addy plat i would love some coaching.

batman22 said...

can anyone lend me a quid?? been digging down the sofa all day managed to find 23p but need at least 2 buyins on 1p2p tables to keep me going email me at i suckcockfor50p-ago@hotmail.co.uk
ok ty xx

RAILINGS1 said...

I HAVE SOME BIG BOLLOCKS THAT NEED EMPTYIN,DO U FANCY NAKED WEBCAM ANYONE?

railings1 said...

(men only) ty

justin033 said...

im interested railings,come get me at the tables

Anonymous said...

nice work plat.

finally an interesting poker blog for us 14 year olds.

Anonymous said...

Hi, im from social services, tiny joyce is about to have her kid taken away, will hill have just confirmed shes been logged in to their poker site for 47 days and only played 3 hands, degenerate cunt

justin033 said...

i'm a fuckin idiot

Anonymous said...

Hi, im from the group spasparents, which support spastic parents bringing up their children, please dont take joyces child, its not her fault she is spasticated, thanks

Anonymous said...

Dear Platty

I am sorry that I couldnt make the flight but my dear grandmother needed life-saving surgery and the hospital would not treat her unless I gave them the £950. You must send more money immediately and I will be on the next flight. Please hurry my darling as I am desperate for your little peepee!

Princess Jade Umbongo xxx

Anonymous said...

Update your blog you shit cunt.