Saturday, 13 December 2008

Away to get drunk

Been grinding £1 stts all fucking day and got no where. 20% fucking rake on thiose thing i think they might be unbeatable as well. FUCKING JOKE

GG LIFE IM OFF TO DRINK MYSELF TO OBLIVIION

56 comments:

Buymead9 said...

plat you are not very good!

LOSER!!!!

loser18 said...

i am looking for a student so i can teach them how to win at poker just to prove that its a game of skill.

just ask me at the tables.

first come first served.

1out1der said...

;-)

loser18 said...

ps i will stake you as well to get you started.

hurry platonic i hope its you mate.

razor666 said...

loser,your fuckin shit

goooooood girl said...

your blog is very nice......

loser18 said...

wtf razor thought we were mates?

houchen1 said...

get yer tits out for the lads now there`s a gooooood girl!


ok ty

razor666 said...

u and i ceased to be mates when u burgled my house loser

JUSTIN033 said...

HEY HOUCHEN IF YOUR READING THIS...

IM GAY!!!!!!!

houchen1 said...

your so borin justin,grow up you faggot

lesley011 said...

whats your problem houchen i saw you at 1out1ders gay home game?

we all know your gay. come out the closet dude.


ok ty

im gay

amatay said...

Would anyone who reads this post care to jizz deep in my man-pussy? Let me know, thanks.

1out1der said...

im gay but not interested in such insane chat amatay

you're not even welcome at my next home game where i get my man breasts out for the lads

Anonymous said...

tiny joyce has a face like a spastic lmfao

15ti1000 said...

havin a delivery of several trappistes belgian beers rangin from 8% to 14% alchohol,im startin consumin then soon as i arrive an finishin on january 2nd.ill be off my trolley playin poker all over xmas

i got £400k in my account,come and get me u bastards!

claudia27 said...

im his brother and ill b sharin those beers,i got £334 in mine

come get me too motha fuckers!

platonic said...

ill have topped £1m by xmas

bogdan,guilkines,borat,lindapooh,
houchen,kollega

come and have a go if u think yr hard enough,same message to every gruffnut out ther

tinyjoyce said...

hmm batman suks cock for a living,
Hes obviously not doing well at poker still on the 3p 6p tables LMFAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Crypto pokerboss said...

Congratulatons to razor666 on winnin thge Crypto Personality of the year award.£15 will be added to your account as prize money.

Same to Kollega on winnin the Overseas Personality Of The Year award.

garden said...

joyce for rear of the year?

garden said...

joyce for rear of the year?

RAILINGS1 said...

MINE IS REAR OF THE YEAR,ASK 1OUT1DER IF U DONT BELIEVE ME,HE NETERS IT REGULARLY

(IM GAY)

Platonic_ said...

WTF is this about Razor666 winning Crypto Personality of the year???

Not to be big headed or anything but.... if anyone deserves that title it is me. I mean Razor dosn't even have a blog ffs. Plus I crushed him at £50nl.

natedog said...

thats so sick if true?

it should be me you donk cunts now fuck off and reload.

fuckin pricks why did i not win it?

CUNTS!!!

kollega said...

blogs are for twats!!!

who reads them ?


fuck sake blogs lmao

get out more often!!!!

edugrl said...

fuck u kollega,your just a total nit

natedog said...

everyone fuck off

15ti1000 said...

i just started on those beers,ill be so pissed soon ill be playin as bad as cutefish

justin033 said...

i havent had sexual intercourse(with another human) since the
1980s

15ti1000 said...

its 10.35am,ive had 6 Duvels and am now startin on Nigerian Guinness,this stuff pisses all over the fake Irish shit

claudia27 said...

fancy hu u haggis eatin scottish fool?

..and by the way,ive already drank all your Asda economy brand lager ,so dont even think about movin on to those

15ti1000 said...

furrk orf u cUnt

weLL pisshed now

stIl beAet u tho ya Twate

get off myy fukIn beeer

15ti1000 said...

ok,had indian deliverrd by mrr.Pattel,ate it,threwe it back uop,orderd anOther

north indiaam garleec chiken

gionna eayt that,throww it up,beat uop my parents,then drinkm w/e i can find if my furkin brother hasnt niocked em..twat

anywud for hu?

vietcong said...

Loser18: weak
Dealer: Game #6698853033, Cardsharc wins pot ($12)
15ti1000: ur mom is weak
Loser18: i punish weakness
Loser18: thats what i am famous for
15ti1000: your famous for being a broke myg
Loser18: i am actually famour for having a huge iwlly

15ti1000 said...

hi everyone,u wont see my bro on for a few days as ive hospitalised him for nickin 2 of my Duvels.

anyone for a quick hu before i go fightin in town?i love the 1st Friday before xmas,always plenty of stressed ouut bricklayers etc to fight

Goldenboy said...

we all hate leeds scum!


33 years fuck all 33 years fuck all


im gay

1out1der said...

im gay

Clarkatroid said...

my advice to you is to spend less time hating on other players and take a look at your own shortcomings and maybe you can move up from 10pnl at some point in the future u muppet.

its not my fault you cant beat the micro stakes fella.

Cheated said...

im gonna play tonight and moan like fuck EVERY time i lose a hand

seat4sale said...

fuck off plat u piece of shit

houchen1 said...

mmmmmm your sexy clarkatroid!

i hope your gay (you do look it)


ok ty

im gay

razor666 said...

im now bisexually active

justin033 said...

plat you wanker get a new post writen ffs this 1 is way too old.

maybe even a happy 1 seeing its the season to be jolly!

and we loyal plat fans dont get any more tips/hand historys/advice

wtf is going on?

platonic said...

fuck off justin,your the biggest gruffnut on the site,no help from me u pile of diahroea

Anonymous said...

tiny joyce has a face where it looks like your looking into the back of a spoon, what spastic child neglecting cunt she is

Anonymous said...

merry xmas plat you absolute fucking cunt. hope you got your family winning scratch cards this year. hahaha your such a fucking loser, have a shit new year too

1out1der said...

COME FUCK WITH ME YOU WANKER LEAVE JOYCE ALONE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE BATMAN IM HARD AS FUCK

natedog said...

your all donk cunts. come and play me you fuckwets.

yeah plat leave some tips next post mate.

the donks need them

spudsalad said...

50 gay comments

unbelievable


im gay ok ty

platonic said...

fuck off to all gruffnuts

paul gadd said...

merry xmas plat and thanks for all your support

Anonymous said...

someone claims this is marie112,if it is,im in love with her

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MacK0mSZCGQ

Platonic_ said...

this isnt even funn ive been p;aying for 72 hours at least sraigt and im close to losing it all i dunno wtf tod o omg omg

lindapooh said...

plat,i been makin a livin here for years and your a big part of my income

face facts: YOURE FUCKIN SHITE!

now fuck off

PLATONIC said...

sorry for not postin for a bit,but ive been really busy coaching,i have lots of students now and its all £20 per hour TAX FREE!!!so fuck off u dole spongers,your gettin fuck all contributions from me!