Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Bad night at the tables

Moved back up to my usual £20nl and ran the worst anyone in history has ever ran.

AK vs AQ LOSE
AA vs A4 LOSE
JJ vs 1010 SPLIT POT
444 vs straight LOSE
FLUSH vs FLUSH LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
AA vs KK LOSE

Thats right. sSO FUCKING BAD. THEN I MUST ADMIT I TILTED A BIT. BUT WHO THE FUCK WOULDNT.

Now I'm wondering if I will regret turning pro??

Only time will tell.

42 comments:

Areisha said...

fuck off

Anonymous said...

get a life areisha, what sort of paki name is that anyway? cunt.

Tevez_bit said...

you're the cunt plat you hideous pile of excrement.

yo're about as much use at poker as your penis is to the females in your area i.e NONE

everyone hates u,u racist wanker

claudia27 said...

ok ty

im new

xx

and politically gay

BNP spokesperson said...

there aint no black on the union jack!

why dont you go home, why dont you go h-o-m-e

the famines over why dont you go home?

raisse said...

..because the benefits system in the uk is so generous.

i can live here with everythin paid for and lots of high stakes poker money by claimin for non-existent children.

the uk rules..!

ok ty

Black Panther said...

HAHAHAHAH you're a wanker. I hope u lose it all to coinflips u dick.

BNP Spokesman - suck my big black cock.

Jenka said...

ที่นี่น่าเบื่อมาก ไม่มีไรทำ

Platonics Sister said...

Alrite Fuck face u dead yet?

No?

Shame u racist fuck wit

BNP spokeswomans boyfriend said...

black panther you are 1 pussy you cunt!

i only do white cunts you cunt!

ok ty

xx

fowksey said...

Platonic_ said...
I'm not taking the piss I'm 100% serious about everything I say...

yeah yeah you twat

you are a shit lifter

LOWFIELDS said...

HEY! I AM THE RESIDENT SHIRTLIFER ROUND HERE

PLATONIC_ IS A STRAIGHTLORD BASTARD

Anonymous said...

there is nothing wrong with being fucking racist u pakis

Jenka said...

I'm a Pakistani,whats wrong with that?

Your country loves us,we get priority for absolutely everything.

Ok,ty

Jenka said...

In fact,its so good,i think ill come back to England now,before i miss my signin on date,see you at tables next day or two so long as my doles been paid into Hills,

ty

morphism said...

FUCK OFF PLAT U SHORTSTACKED BALD UGLY BASTARD

skier_5 said...

Guilkines and i are on a few tables waitin for you to join us for a 3player game.

How about the £100/£200 NL table?

What you say Plat?

jpg00 said...

Im gay

Anonymous said...

I love drinking horse semen

15ti1000 said...

neiggghhhh chance of me drinking that its cats piss im into !!

ok ty


xx

Anonymous said...

I am a man and I like men

Capefear said...

Hi everyone,

I used to be by far the best Fixed Limit player on Hills,im currently destroying NL and FL on Betfair.

The reason for this post is ive been followin your blog Platonic and you are nowhere near the player i am,and neither are the rest of you losers on Crypto.

Anyway heres my blog address and anyone who wants to get in touch to share my skills or to arrange a game,please do.

Capefear

Anonymous said...

ok platonic

i read all the shit you get on amatay's blog and kinda felt sorry for you. i planned to check out your blog and leave a bit of encouragement.

it turns out you seem to be a complete fucking idiot so fuck off and die plz.

anneli said...

anneli is back from 3 months in thailand paid for by platonic and co.

watch out theres a hot chick about.

i love you fish long time!!

you have been warned.

1out1der said...

wheres jpg00 i miss him

anyone seen him?

im all man and hes gay !!

Half Man Half Biscuit said...

Platonic_:I think i am(but i hope to God im not),the Bastard son of Dean Friedman

1out1der said...

I'm also the bastard son of Dean Friedman

Fowksey said...

I am Dean Friedman

15ti1000 said...

im just a bastard

JPG said...

me and my girl... seal clubbing

brokejoke _sp_ said...

and when we had some money....


we would go see echo and the bunny......... men.

Platonic_ said...

I have a huge man crush on 15ti1000 save me a seat at the next bisexual homegame honey

ok ty

xx

15 said...

There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Everyday after school you would go round there to play it
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work

Jenka said...

All i want for xmas is a Dukla Prague away kit

1out1der said...

Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"

And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!

And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.

Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach

And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman

houchen1 said...

There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Every day after school you’d go round there to play it
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work

It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer again and again
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten

So he’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
You’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his

And he’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
‘Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he’d kept it to one side
And after only five minutes you’d be down to ten men
‘Cos he’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
And come to half time you were losing four-nil
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
So you’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
And the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house
And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin

Now he’s working in a job with a future
He hands me my Giro every two weeks
And me I’m on the lookout for a proper transformer

1out1der said...

awesome

platonic_ said...

I'm platonic- a poker pro, but if you're reading this you know my name, but now you lucky fucks, I'll run down my game.

NL20 is the biggest game I can beat
but I still think my skills are elite.
In a twenty pound game I buyin for fifteen bob- because I do not understand implied odds.
25/5, bitches, thats how I roll, if I raise pre-flop you know I have aces in the hole.
if you have a smaller pair, limp that shit in or call a small bet then hope like fuck you hit a set.
In every other situation my strategy is bold- thats right just check and fold.

when the day is done and my dole money gone, I post on my blog and pretend that 1out1der and 15ti1k are gay when I know they're not because I secretly want to suck thier cocks.

Jenka said...

Platonic_ gets sicker:

At tables today he claims hes glad Jill Dando was murdered and says hes workin on a plan now to murder Noel Edmonds.

Ok,maybe the Noel bit is acceptable,but what a sick bastard.

Jenka

1out1der said...

im gay

Dean Friedman said...

None of these people are my bastard sons,they are just bastards

fuck off platonic

DAVID said...

i also saw the Jill and Noel comments,

that platonic is totally unacceptable even if some of your other sick comments can be brushed off to a certain extent


you are one sick and twisted individual,its no wonder your on so often,its pretty obvious u have no friends for socialisin with

TWAT