Moved back up to my usual £20nl and ran the worst anyone in history has ever ran.
AK vs AQ LOSE
AA vs A4 LOSE
JJ vs 1010 SPLIT POT
444 vs straight LOSE
FLUSH vs FLUSH LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
AA vs KK LOSE
Thats right. sSO FUCKING BAD. THEN I MUST ADMIT I TILTED A BIT. BUT WHO THE FUCK WOULDNT.
Now I'm wondering if I will regret turning pro??
Only time will tell.
3 years ago
42 comments:
fuck off
get a life areisha, what sort of paki name is that anyway? cunt.
you're the cunt plat you hideous pile of excrement.
yo're about as much use at poker as your penis is to the females in your area i.e NONE
everyone hates u,u racist wanker
ok ty
im new
xx
and politically gay
there aint no black on the union jack!
why dont you go home, why dont you go h-o-m-e
the famines over why dont you go home?
..because the benefits system in the uk is so generous.
i can live here with everythin paid for and lots of high stakes poker money by claimin for non-existent children.
the uk rules..!
ok ty
HAHAHAHAH you're a wanker. I hope u lose it all to coinflips u dick.
BNP Spokesman - suck my big black cock.
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Alrite Fuck face u dead yet?
No?
Shame u racist fuck wit
black panther you are 1 pussy you cunt!
i only do white cunts you cunt!
ok ty
xx
Platonic_ said...
I'm not taking the piss I'm 100% serious about everything I say...
yeah yeah you twat
you are a shit lifter
HEY! I AM THE RESIDENT SHIRTLIFER ROUND HERE
PLATONIC_ IS A STRAIGHTLORD BASTARD
there is nothing wrong with being fucking racist u pakis
I'm a Pakistani,whats wrong with that?
Your country loves us,we get priority for absolutely everything.
Ok,ty
In fact,its so good,i think ill come back to England now,before i miss my signin on date,see you at tables next day or two so long as my doles been paid into Hills,
ty
FUCK OFF PLAT U SHORTSTACKED BALD UGLY BASTARD
Guilkines and i are on a few tables waitin for you to join us for a 3player game.
How about the £100/£200 NL table?
What you say Plat?
Im gay
I love drinking horse semen
neiggghhhh chance of me drinking that its cats piss im into !!
ok ty
xx
I am a man and I like men
Hi everyone,
I used to be by far the best Fixed Limit player on Hills,im currently destroying NL and FL on Betfair.
The reason for this post is ive been followin your blog Platonic and you are nowhere near the player i am,and neither are the rest of you losers on Crypto.
Anyway heres my blog address and anyone who wants to get in touch to share my skills or to arrange a game,please do.
Capefear
ok platonic
i read all the shit you get on amatay's blog and kinda felt sorry for you. i planned to check out your blog and leave a bit of encouragement.
it turns out you seem to be a complete fucking idiot so fuck off and die plz.
anneli is back from 3 months in thailand paid for by platonic and co.
watch out theres a hot chick about.
i love you fish long time!!
you have been warned.
wheres jpg00 i miss him
anyone seen him?
im all man and hes gay !!
Platonic_:I think i am(but i hope to God im not),the Bastard son of Dean Friedman
I'm also the bastard son of Dean Friedman
I am Dean Friedman
im just a bastard
me and my girl... seal clubbing
and when we had some money....
we would go see echo and the bunny......... men.
I have a huge man crush on 15ti1000 save me a seat at the next bisexual homegame honey
ok ty
xx
There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Everyday after school you would go round there to play it
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
All i want for xmas is a Dukla Prague away kit
Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman
There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Every day after school you’d go round there to play it
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer again and again
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten
So he’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
You’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his
And he’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
‘Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he’d kept it to one side
And after only five minutes you’d be down to ten men
‘Cos he’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
And come to half time you were losing four-nil
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
So you’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
And the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house
And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin
Now he’s working in a job with a future
He hands me my Giro every two weeks
And me I’m on the lookout for a proper transformer
awesome
I'm platonic- a poker pro, but if you're reading this you know my name, but now you lucky fucks, I'll run down my game.
NL20 is the biggest game I can beat
but I still think my skills are elite.
In a twenty pound game I buyin for fifteen bob- because I do not understand implied odds.
25/5, bitches, thats how I roll, if I raise pre-flop you know I have aces in the hole.
if you have a smaller pair, limp that shit in or call a small bet then hope like fuck you hit a set.
In every other situation my strategy is bold- thats right just check and fold.
when the day is done and my dole money gone, I post on my blog and pretend that 1out1der and 15ti1k are gay when I know they're not because I secretly want to suck thier cocks.
Platonic_ gets sicker:
At tables today he claims hes glad Jill Dando was murdered and says hes workin on a plan now to murder Noel Edmonds.
Ok,maybe the Noel bit is acceptable,but what a sick bastard.
Jenka
im gay
None of these people are my bastard sons,they are just bastards
fuck off platonic
i also saw the Jill and Noel comments,
that platonic is totally unacceptable even if some of your other sick comments can be brushed off to a certain extent
you are one sick and twisted individual,its no wonder your on so often,its pretty obvious u have no friends for socialisin with
TWAT
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