After sucessfully showing up "JPG00" in my last heads up grudge match I have decided to turn my attention towards the Bulgarian NIT known as "Kollega". This dude had a 9% hand rate and THOUGHT HE WAS IT.
He came on my blog BOASTING that he was now playing 12% of hands. WTF is that??? It's only cos he's now playing 5 handed on the rigged BOSS network.
So I tracked him down and used a language convertor to call him a few names. безобразен гнида, ти майка блудница!!! Hahahaha!!!!
He broke his 4 year silence to call me a "bald talentless twat". It was then I saw RED. I got more talent in my nob than that frankenstein fuckwhit, so I asked him for a heads up grudge match. He has agreed but so far we haven't arranged the details.
I think it will be similar to the durrr vs Patrik Antonius match..... we will play 50,000 hands over 4 tables at a time.... only we will be playing $0.10/0.20 tables. If anyone wants updates I will be posting all the big hands on my blog and I can phone you up personally if you want to know when we are about to play if you want to watch us go at it.
Ok ty.
This is the Plato one signing out.
3 years ago
14 comments:
What happened to our heads up game you knob?
Any time you want me I'll play you moron
You can't be serious. Quit trying to be the big man on campus and just win some fucking money. Even if you truly are the shit at poker like you claim to be, in a year no one will care if you beat some nobody out of $50. Put aside your ego and just be a professional. Log your hours, make some cash and take care of your family. That is what this is all about. No one gives a fuck about some douchebag .10/.20 grudge match. I am sure that you have heard the saying "it is better to be the 500th best player in the world playing against the worst 9 players in the world than to be the 10th best player in the world sitting with the 9 players who are better than you.
IM VICE CAPTAIN OF THE BOSS GAY TEAM,AND YOU'RE FAR TOO SERIOUS LORIN YELLE U STRAIGHTLORD BASTARD
Platonic isnt even amongst the 500 best players from Cryptos 10p/20p NL community
Houchen1, I thought you were his #1 fan? I guess not.
i eat haggis
happy st.georges day all,i wont be playin tonight,im out gettin hammered on rochefort10s and Westveleteren to celebrate
ok ty
you see you know fuck all then lorin as i said before!
IM NEW
OK TY
GET OUT MORE OFTEN LORIn
QUOTE "douchebag" IS THAT FOR COLLECTING GRUFFNUTS?
EMAIL ME YOU CUNT i want a douchebag hu grudge match with you any time any stakes (full buy in tho donko)
houchen1@dbbarrell.com
im gay and regularly attend houchens home game where we play naked £100nl texas holdem.
back off or come play with the big boys lorin.
ok thanx
looooooser
just read your blog lorin
its so cool i really like it.
now its so obvious that you are gay so why not just come out the closet.shut your blog down and ring railings. im sure we can fit you in to the gay team somewhere.
what do you say fella? mmmmm
feel a man ring railings.
ok babe xxxx
just like the Durr challenge...except it's two pencil-dicked nitty mongtards playing...
And Is balmore colluding with his brother on a different site now??
Tell us the truth King Plat!
It's a shame to hear about Platonic. Good to know that it is the inspiration for yet another comic series, though!
you talk some shite lorraine yellow.
you must be single
no fucker wwould put up with that boring old shite
ok ty
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