Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Running bad but still crushing

This one is for the short stacked wanker. Kiss my arse you fucking moron nit cunt.

EVEN WITH THE POKER GODS AGAINST ME I HAVE GOT BACK TO MY OLD WAYS OF OWNING EVERYONE IN SIGHT.

BIG UP THE PLAT MASSIVE.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

you expect me to believe that you donk

Craig David said...

So correct me if Im wrong you are playing $.10/.20 NL, from your graph you have earned $275 in 8 days, around £185...err that's not exactly "crushing", you would crush harder/earn more flipping burgers, cleaning toilets or somewhere else that would take on an obvious social reject like you!

$wankjob$ said...

Maybe it's just me but i'd rather play poker than clean old ladies' arses.

Maybe you prefer wiping old mens' balls Crgayg Dgayvid

Craig David said...

And lol at Platonic insultin me back but not using his own name, actually i think he makes up most of the replies on his blog, looking at it! Get a job.

Platonic_ said...

Craig David get to fuck you clown... I've had jobs like you suggested and let me tell you they fucking suck.

I only played for a total of 22.5 hours anyway so you do the fuckin maths. Over £8 per hour so fuck off back to your job, you jelous hater.

$bankjob$ said...

lmao a whole £8 per hour?


thats very good

lesley alexander said...

craig david fuck off you double barrelled named gruffnut cunt.

your an asshole and we all know it.

houchen1 said...

i have a hairy anus

Craig David said...

Lol at your entire existence

Amatay said...

is that graph from your bread n butter 0.0000001/0.00000002 games mate? Plz teach me

dougee said...

wanna add me to that shitty blog list you have?

my blog is also very shitty and its a lot easier for me having yours there as reading ALL of your rivalries can be fun

1out1der said...

im havin a weekend of watching Brokeback Mountain at my place repeatedly,all the players from the Boss gay team are invited.

all the best,

Railings1(vice-captain of the boss gay team)

ty

railings1 said...

sorry guys,the above post is from me,1out1der decided to change the name before i posted it

i am railings1 vice captain of the boss gay team and hes jeaoulos cos wants to be capt or vice capt

mymaximus said...

i cant tell if all this gay thing is a joke or serious?

but i would like to join it if there really is one?

maybe u can catch me at the tables,railings?balmore? etc

i play mid stakes

houchen1 said...

oh its real alright we have naked gay home game every friday at mine or 1out1ders.

just ask us at the tables for invite.

thanx

Lorin Yelle said...

Good work mate! Looks like you took my advice after all!

platonic said...

fuck off lorin

Amatay said...

Fish, fancy making a few extra £££ for placing a few poxy ads on your shit blog? Email if your interested
amatay1@yahoo.co.uk ;-)

RAILINGS1 said...

HEY EVERYONE IM GAY!!! ! !!!!!!!!!

anneli said...

AT LAST I AM CRUSHING NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLDEM EVERY SESSION!!!

BALMORE,CLAUDIA,RAZOR666, GULKINES
IM ONTO YOU FELLAS.

OK TY

IM NEW

Lorin Yelle said...

Who does this graph really belong to?

kollega said...

its mine

tinyjoyce said...

anyone wanna do webcam and see my gruffnuts?i had lamb madras last night too so theyll be worth seein

flusher01 said...

what are gruffnuts?

Anonymous said...

BALMORE AND CLAUDIA ARE GRUFFNUTS

RAILINGS 1 said...

HI GUYS,MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM VICE CAPTAIN OF THE BOSS GAY TEAM,IVE JUST EJACULATED AND TAKEN PHOTOS IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED?BUMHUNTER FROM BRIGHTON GET ON WEBCAM NOW!!

Claudia27 said...

Update your fucking blogg already Plat. You have some loyal followers you know......

1out1der said...

im gay

RAILINGS1 said...

MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM VICE-CAPTAIN OF THE BOSS GAY TEAM

RAILINGS1 said...

HI GUYS,ITS RAILINGS1 HERE AGAIN,VICE CAPTAIN OF BALMORES BOSS GAY TEAM,JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT U GUYS MAKE OF MY NEW SHOES..

OK TY
http://www.oipolloi.com/store/Sebago-DocksidesPink-4902.html

RAILINGS1 said...

HEY GUYS,IM OFF TO NEW YORK TOMOROW,ANYONE WELL UP ON THE GAY SCENE THERE?IVE GOOGLED GAY BARS BUT CAN ONLY FIND REALLY CRAP ONES THAT SELL STRAIGHTLORDS DRINKS,WHERE CAN I GET A PROPER DRINK LIKE DUVEL AND SIERRA NEVADA?

champagne4me said...

CHAMPIONEES CHAMPIONEES !!!!


WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!!!


OK TY

openplan said...

cheerio to 4 in a row
cheerio to 4 in a row

anneli said...

glasgow rangers champions oh oh oh oh oh oh

glasgow rangers champions oh oh oh oh oh oh

repeat

houchen1 said...

we shall not be moved o by the hibs the hearts or the CELLLTIC


WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!!!


THANX

bankjob said...

strachan must stay
strachan must stay
hallo
hallo
strachan must stay

houchen1 said...

ha ha samaras i say ha ha samaras

ha ha samaras i say ha ha samaras

repeat


thanx

houchen1 said...

yip yap jaap staam


tyvm

Anonymous said...

gruffnuts

houchen1 said...

justin033 out on the piss:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dq8_SbDAaQ&feature=related

balti1112 said...

update your blog u fuckin idiot platonic

-sp- said...

JOB VACANCY : manchester area,welder to fit top back on a boss call 0161 2-0 2-0 2-0

bumhunter said...

hi guys,ive just bummed railings1 and have his gruffnuts all over my genitals now

jpg00 said...

update blog you cunt or i am going to subcribe to lorin yelles

railings1 said...

fuckin update this piece of shit blog u straight bastard,

railings1(acting captain of the boss gay team,durin balmores absence)

A.Gruffnut said...

Platonic_ shows four of a kind sevens.Platonic_ collects £0.73 from the main pot

balmore said...

im gettin back from my 18/30s holiday in greenwich village next week and if this blog hasnt been updated im gonna find u platonic and bum u so hard yr gruffnuts will be stuck to your sphincter for a week

jenka said...

HEY HOUCHEN IM GAY

Joppa Road said...

you ever going to write a new instead of just sitting around all day wanking ffs.

Think of the loyal plats.

Joppa Road said...

>post<

seat4sale said...

update your blog u bearded anusface

houchen1 said...

platonic_ has died at the gay march in manchester today. apparently he was mouthing off about homephobia and got his head kicked in

thanx

fowksey said...

platonic u are a piece of shit

Raul06021 said...

Update your blogg already you gruffnut bearded twatt.

houchen1 said...

im gay

Platonic_ said...

EAT MY SH1T AND DIE GRUFFNUTS

msoza86 said...

hi guys,can someone pls help!

i didnt do too well on hills account when i went to ipoker so uninstalled it and decided to go back to playin hills on crypto,i havent played a hand in 2 months cos i cant find the friggin download page for hills crypto software.

can someone pls gimme the link?

thanks guys

Anonymous said...

eh?