Thursday 9 April 2009

Fucking iPoker

Hi guys, thanks for nothing - noone offered me anything after my plea for a stake. Thanks everyone all I was asking for was £200-300. I had to sell a few of my things to get a roll together and quite frankly I wish I hadn't bothered. I got about £1000 together and put £800 of that into William Hills. I bought "Holdem Manager" - which so far has been a fucking waste of cash.

After 5 or 6 days I've LOST a lot of that and I'm down to my last £150. I've still got £200 in the bank as well and my bills aren't due till the end of the month. I dunno wtf I'm gonna do those cos the players on iPoker are so fuckin bad that I dunno if I will ever be able to win there.

Also THEY KEEP FUCKIN SUCKING OUT ITS A FUCKING JOKE, IVE BEEN PLAYIN 12 HOURS A DAY FOR NEARLY A WEEK AND FK ALL TO SHOW FOR IT APART FROM HUGE LOSSES.

THIS IS ALL AT $20 TABLES MOSTLY,, I USED TO CRUSH STAKES 4 TIMES HIGHER THAN THIS. FUCK THIS SHIT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice to see you're running as expected

Lorin Yelle said...

Was this post meant to be funny?

Platonic_ said...

No wtf? There is nothing funny about it you bald twat.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS ALL AT $20 TABLES MOSTLY,, I USED TO CRUSH STAKES 4 TIMES HIGHER THAN THIS. FUCK THIS SHIT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

Get A job perhaps???????

houchen1 said...

the regulars have fucked off


ok ty

jenka said...

what the fuck is a "job"?

wotnoaces said...

im an expert on bank roll management but dunno anythin about how to play poker

Anonymous said...

this is irony right?

Mr Cea said...

What stakes you play Platonic?

Lorin Yelle said...

Hey Buddy! I just left something special just for you on my blog, so come check it out!

houchen1 said...

i did its funny
http://smallstakeshero.blogspot.com


but it also makes you look like a right gay cunthead fuckpig.

you would fit in ok at my gay home games lorraine smelle.

email me houchen1@dbbarrell.com

now fuck off

ok ty

1out1der said...

ginger hair is not acceptable!!

fannybaws

SplitSuit said...

I really cannot tell...is this whole blog a level, a super-degen rambling, or moronic babbling?

Also, damn you Lorin for linking to this and making me read it =)

*SS*

Lorin Yelle said...

Tune in for episode 2!