Gruffnuts,
To cater to popular demand(im regular bein asked at tables),i have agreed to sell my soiled underwear,rangin from naturally aged to freshly soiled(state your preference when ordering)
Fuck the lot of ya,
Plat
3 years ago
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jesus christ,what kinda sick bastard wanna buy somethin like that?
im interested Platonic,how much?
u sold em last year too plat,remember?i paid £15 for a freshly soiled pair of white Y-fronts and they only had 1 skid mark in em
its a con fellas,dont buy
Could We Do Swapping?
That Joyce is Fat
I thought She was Fat...Now I know!
check tiny joyces retarded face out
tiny joyce has a smelly va-jay-jay!
joyce is lovely you retarded cunthead fukpigs
ok ty
Just Tryin to Flush Batman out of the Stinkin Hole he calls a Brain...Happen to think Joyce is the Best thing Goin in Pokerland..She's a Star..x
i feel sorry for joyces kid, smack rat retard faced slag for a mother
U Must have Homework to do Anony?
School tomorrow!
i would love to meet batman and show him my little friend!
anytime asshole?
do the y-fronts u soil have the plat logo on?can u soil the beard area(heavily) and ill buy a pair.
ty
OMG OMG
Game #7507870793: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2009/03/16 - 21:32:40 (UK)
Table "Cris" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Tok2DHand (£36.69 in chips)
Seat 2: havtaske (£8.28 in chips)
Seat 3: Rhysc0208 (£29.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Fowksey (£20.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Bigbigh (£28.28 in chips)
Seat 6: vatane (£17.97 in chips)
Fowksey: posts small blind £0.10
Bigbigh: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Bigbigh [7c 9h]
vatane: folds
Tok2DHand: folds
havtaske: folds
Rhysc0208: folds
Fowksey: raises to £0.40
Bigbigh: raises to £2.50
Fowksey: calls £2.10
----- FLOP ----- [8h Ts Ac]
Fowksey: checks
Bigbigh: bets £3.50
Fowksey: calls £3.50
----- TURN ----- [8h Ts Ac][Jd]
Fowksey: bets £14.40 and is all-in
Bigbigh: calls £14.40
----- RIVER ----- [8h Ts Ac Jd][4c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Fowksey: shows [Ad Ah] (Three of a kind, Aces, Jack high)
Bigbigh: shows [7c 9h] (A Straight, Jack high)
Bigbigh collected £38.76 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £40.80 Main pot £38.76 Rake £2.04
Board [8h Ts Ac Jd 4c]
Seat 1: Tok2DHand folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: havtaske folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rhysc0208 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fowksey (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with Three of a kind, Aces, Jack high
Seat 5: Bigbigh (big blind) showed [7c 9h] and won (£38.76) with A Straight, Jack high
Seat 6: vatane folded before Flop (didn't bet)
So thats how you beat fowksey, i could never figure out his unique style, all that coaching from plat never helped me. Also i didnt see what the bit where he held my nuts had to do with poker, but its ok i think i liked it!
ok ty x
Nut Flushin!
err surly you shove pre flop fowkesy
you should know by now
ok ty
im a set miner
flop a str8 FATAL you lose
flop 3 hearts etc GUARANTEED other guy has flush
wankers!
eat my sh1t and die
2day is the last day of crypto, i hear there is a gay orgy at ur place to celebrate plat. im coming!
YIP YAP JAAP STAM!
does anyone know any other sites that do 1p 2p tables? im worried i wont make it to the world series poker, what with the change over coming shortly. please help me!!
is it ok if my pf raise is still 0.0% on the new software?
WHERE IS BALMORE?
Loyal Plat fans it is with a heavy heart that I pronounce the death of Crypto an with it your hero Platonic_. Obviously Plat has assumed a new identity and will continue to crush lo stakes poker, just now I have to kill these ipoker clowns. As a special incentive to try the new software I shall be offering a free pair of grundies to the first gruffnut to identify me on the new software. Eat my shit and die you gruffnuts. Plat AKA ?
fuck off platonic you fuckin half stack buy in nit.
it will be like lookin for a haystack in a needle you prick.
You fucking retard. A needle is very tiny, much like your cock no doubt, hence any object would be clearly visable. Fucking retard thinking the inverse of something aludes to a greater inteligence when really it just shows what a gay waggon jumping bitter little condom of maggot you are. EAT MY SHIT AND DIE Plat AKA ?
lmao you also live in a world of candyfloss where the pillar boxes talk?
get a life dogbreath!
you dumb fucks who got a new nicname errr.....................did anyone try to change to their original nicname?
no didnt think so but if you tried it accepted.
What the fuck has happened 2 hills its shite...
im missing tevez_bit
You fucking retards ipoker is the nuts. I am making a killing so many gruffnuts. Step on up and get wrecked now theres no crypto specials. Eat my shit and die Plat AKA?
im new
ive taken my loose aggro gaame to Boss
looks like the blog has died as well?
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