Saturday, 14 March 2009

SOLIED UNDERWEAR

Gruffnuts,

To cater to popular demand(im regular bein asked at tables),i have agreed to sell my soiled underwear,rangin from naturally aged to freshly soiled(state your preference when ordering)

Fuck the lot of ya,

Plat

36 comments:

TINYJOYCE said...

jesus christ,what kinda sick bastard wanna buy somethin like that?

Jerrybus said...

im interested Platonic,how much?

railings1 said...

u sold em last year too plat,remember?i paid £15 for a freshly soiled pair of white Y-fronts and they only had 1 skid mark in em

its a con fellas,dont buy

Anonymous said...

Could We Do Swapping?

Anonymous said...

That Joyce is Fat

Sooty said...

I thought She was Fat...Now I know!

Anonymous said...

check tiny joyces retarded face out

smelly va-jay-jay hunter said...

tiny joyce has a smelly va-jay-jay!

anneli said...

joyce is lovely you retarded cunthead fukpigs


ok ty

Sooty said...

Just Tryin to Flush Batman out of the Stinkin Hole he calls a Brain...Happen to think Joyce is the Best thing Goin in Pokerland..She's a Star..x

Anonymous said...

i feel sorry for joyces kid, smack rat retard faced slag for a mother

Sooty said...

U Must have Homework to do Anony?
School tomorrow!

natedog said...

i would love to meet batman and show him my little friend!

anytime asshole?

jimmmy01 said...

do the y-fronts u soil have the plat logo on?can u soil the beard area(heavily) and ill buy a pair.


ty

Fowksey said...

OMG OMG

Game #7507870793: Hold'em NL (£0.10/£0.20) - 2009/03/16 - 21:32:40 (UK)
Table "Cris" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Tok2DHand (£36.69 in chips)
Seat 2: havtaske (£8.28 in chips)
Seat 3: Rhysc0208 (£29.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Fowksey (£20.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Bigbigh (£28.28 in chips)
Seat 6: vatane (£17.97 in chips)
Fowksey: posts small blind £0.10
Bigbigh: posts big blind £0.20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Bigbigh [7c 9h]
vatane: folds
Tok2DHand: folds
havtaske: folds
Rhysc0208: folds
Fowksey: raises to £0.40
Bigbigh: raises to £2.50
Fowksey: calls £2.10
----- FLOP ----- [8h Ts Ac]
Fowksey: checks
Bigbigh: bets £3.50
Fowksey: calls £3.50
----- TURN ----- [8h Ts Ac][Jd]
Fowksey: bets £14.40 and is all-in
Bigbigh: calls £14.40
----- RIVER ----- [8h Ts Ac Jd][4c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Fowksey: shows [Ad Ah] (Three of a kind, Aces, Jack high)
Bigbigh: shows [7c 9h] (A Straight, Jack high)
Bigbigh collected £38.76 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £40.80 Main pot £38.76 Rake £2.04
Board [8h Ts Ac Jd 4c]
Seat 1: Tok2DHand folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: havtaske folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rhysc0208 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fowksey (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with Three of a kind, Aces, Jack high
Seat 5: Bigbigh (big blind) showed [7c 9h] and won (£38.76) with A Straight, Jack high
Seat 6: vatane folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Houchen said...

So thats how you beat fowksey, i could never figure out his unique style, all that coaching from plat never helped me. Also i didnt see what the bit where he held my nuts had to do with poker, but its ok i think i liked it!

ok ty x

Sooty said...

Nut Flushin!

bassett37 said...

err surly you shove pre flop fowkesy


you should know by now


ok ty

vatane said...

im a set miner

platonic_ said...

flop a str8 FATAL you lose

flop 3 hearts etc GUARANTEED other guy has flush

wankers!

eat my sh1t and die

cute fish said...

2day is the last day of crypto, i hear there is a gay orgy at ur place to celebrate plat. im coming!

loser18 said...

YIP YAP JAAP STAM!

Anonymous said...

does anyone know any other sites that do 1p 2p tables? im worried i wont make it to the world series poker, what with the change over coming shortly. please help me!!

lesley011 said...

is it ok if my pf raise is still 0.0% on the new software?

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS BALMORE?

Anonymous said...

Loyal Plat fans it is with a heavy heart that I pronounce the death of Crypto an with it your hero Platonic_. Obviously Plat has assumed a new identity and will continue to crush lo stakes poker, just now I have to kill these ipoker clowns. As a special incentive to try the new software I shall be offering a free pair of grundies to the first gruffnut to identify me on the new software. Eat my shit and die you gruffnuts. Plat AKA ?

Anonymous said...

fuck off platonic you fuckin half stack buy in nit.

it will be like lookin for a haystack in a needle you prick.

Anonymous said...

You fucking retard. A needle is very tiny, much like your cock no doubt, hence any object would be clearly visable. Fucking retard thinking the inverse of something aludes to a greater inteligence when really it just shows what a gay waggon jumping bitter little condom of maggot you are. EAT MY SHIT AND DIE Plat AKA ?

Anonymous said...

lmao you also live in a world of candyfloss where the pillar boxes talk?

get a life dogbreath!

Paterson7 said...

you dumb fucks who got a new nicname errr.....................did anyone try to change to their original nicname?

no didnt think so but if you tried it accepted.

$bankjob$ said...

What the fuck has happened 2 hills its shite...

im missing tevez_bit

Anonymous said...

You fucking retards ipoker is the nuts. I am making a killing so many gruffnuts. Step on up and get wrecked now theres no crypto specials. Eat my shit and die Plat AKA?

marie1112 said...

im new

m900 said...

ive taken my loose aggro gaame to Boss

Anonymous said...

looks like the blog has died as well?

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