Gruffnuts,
Im shaggin em faster than u can drag em from underneath me at the moment,so only a short post this time.
Ok,so ive had a fall,it happens,ill bounce back in no time at all,any gruffnut who thinks ive lost my skills,just come play me and ill show u who the gruffnut is.
One other thing,ive been asked a few times lately,why do i have such a huge followin from the homosexual/bisexual poker community,well to be honest,i really dont know.I'm actually straight but have occasionally done man on man experimental stuff,but i havent disclosed these activities before.
Anyway:
Fuck off the lot of you,
Platonic_
3 years ago
68 comments:
Do you now call that arse rimming u gave me when I was passed out from excessive folding and drinking a "man on man experimental stuff"??
I'm gonna press charges you bastard.
I would like to hire you for some 1 on 1 tutoring Platonic_. I've heard so many good things about you in the british leatherman community. Is it true that you are the "scat master" where people shit all over eachother in the gay events they have? Maybe you can show me some of the moves there aswell.
i fake my results
platonic if i ever see you i'm gonna pint-pot ya. dirty hun.
HEY HOUCHEN IM GAY!!!!
IF THERES ANY RIMMING TO BE DONE,I WANNA BE INVOLVED,IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAY TEAM
help i'm getting burried at £1000NL,i can't win past $500NL.
I can't stop brown nosing my brother and bigging him up to everyone because he plays mid stakes
I think people really believe this blog is written by platonic_ and wont stop flogging a dead horse.
oh by the way...did i tell you my brother is balmore
he plays mid stakes...he's my brother
i have along way to go to be able to compete with pard01,BWD27,corrosive,lang,look2gd,Ravageur
houchen aint heavy,hes my brother
Balmores almost made as many buy-ins this last 6 mths as Platonic has lost in the same period.
balmore out his depth hahahahahaha show some humilty in life or you will forever run bad.
its true
my name is Madbrett and im a well established professional poker player on the crypto NL circuit
just to let u know my new book is out this week "Madbretts guide to crushin NL".
hope u buy it and learn from me,
thanks
HEY HOUCHEN IM BI
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
ok ty
im gay
the balmore brothers are both shit
the brothers are wankers
hi guys,
just to say i'm gay and nice to have found this blog with like minded people.
keep it up guys(literally) and good on u for supportin gay players plat
im new,gay and black and have a beard
any chance of tuition pla im currently on 20nl looking to aim higher after all i heard that balmore had tuition and from what i see hes done pretty well ok u will see me at the tables.
MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF THE CRYPTO GAME TEAM,I HAVE AN ERECTION AT MOMENT AND REQUEST THAT BUMHUNTER FROM BRIGHTON GETS IN TOUCH ASAP.
THANKS
RAILINGS1(CRYPTO GAY TEAM CAPTAIN)
EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE TWO BASTARDS CLAUDIA27 AND BALMORE BOTH WRITE THE BOLLOCKS ON THIS BLOG. THE BROTHERS GRIM FROM BONNIE SCOTLAND, DIRTY HOOPS BASTARDS ASWELL. CLAUDIA27 SUCKS HIS LITTLE BROTHERS PENIS COS HE PLAYS MID STAKES! FFS GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOU DIRTY HOOPS CUNT, STOP SUCKING OFF YOUR LITTLE BRO!
YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN SERVED NOW FUCK OFF AND TAKE THIS BLOG DOWN!!!
May the streets be broad and narrow and follow we will, RFC forever
im the biggest homosexual on this blog (6 ft 7 ins)
bumhunter from Brighton,can i see your gruffnuts on webcam my love?
i hate faggots and have started my own homophobic team,i'm captain,and i have 3 new team members, marulek33,mrkym and config
anyone wanna join?
er....excuse me,im in no fuckin homophobic team with u bankjob,why would i be?im openly gay
no more of these comments pls
mariie1112 is shit at cards
waiting for balmore to come to 10/20 so i can show him my pussy
its actually a gdog in your pic u moron
he aint heavy
im a shark
poker is an evil game ive now learnt my lesson and swear never to try and take $bankjob$ again
G
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im gay aswell...
Here is my suspect gay list:
anneli,razor666,claudia27,marie1112,fabien,jokesonyo,anneli___,stabilo,$bankjob$,thebest27,Im-So-New,rerazor,Openplan,jpg,Tevez_bit,_kyla_,Acemayhem, and tv_star
why leave me and my boyfriend houchen1 out seed?
just for the record im winning shitloads now
i like to move it move it!
im new
thanx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i love rochfort10
nah duvels much better, when ive finished my 3rd bottle i slip the botte neck up my arse and shoot my bolt whist playing hu lottos
ul m8 wp gg
you are an embaressment to the family
shut up bro i taught you everything you no.
poker is hard i woldnt advise it to anyone
poor grammar you thick cunt balmore
poor grammar
im new ok ty
claudia as thick as a house plant.
dumb fucks
u lotr sad why do u bother
why was claudia27 playing £0.15/25 last night?
crypto is fixed
im gay
i just folded quads
i want to sex u up
razor666 has a bmw
i had a porche untill they reposessed it
i have a big willy
im so moist
10-10
xxxxxxxxx
dumb fucks
why pamper lifes complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
those caber tossin retards dont even pay their way in the family home,spendin it all on Duvel,Rochefort10,Schnieder Weisse,Ubier,Orval and Golden Caroulous.
Balmores actually started bringin the Green label Duvel in, this is the pasturised version directed at the homosexual market.
LOVE JESUS
CAN U TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THAT GREEN VERSION?I DRINK THE RED LABEL DUVEL 8.2% WHICH IS A BIT STRONG FOR GAY PEOPLE
get some real beer down your neck,carling,fosters and wkd
ok ty
Fringe bar manchester have the green one on draught sometimes and always in a bottle
see u there,gays are always welcome
im new
WHAT THE FUCK IS ORVAL?
ME AND MY FELLA DRINK BETTY STOGS.
I DRUNK A BIT TO MUCH LAST NIGHT AND SLASHED ALL OVER HIM.
Orval is a Belgian trappistes ale,im drinkin one rite now
WELL I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DRINK BELGIAN BEER.
NO WONDER WE ARE IN RESESSION YOU BASTARD.
TRY BETTY STOGS IT'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED
Thanks for your comments i love you all.
Ive been having a bad run lately due to arse munching fucking faggots like $bankjob$ who always lands a river and totaly fucks me and my never ending roll. So im piping down and getting ready for the big 1 which i feel is just round the corner.
Fuck balmore and look out Gulkiness u tilted spunk breathing orval drinking batty boy.
peace out, Platonic_
maybe u should try Belgian beer and u will realise its the dogs bollocks(just dont buy Stella)
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