Bad night at the tables

Moved back up to my usual £20nl and ran the worst anyone in history has ever ran.

AK vs AQ LOSE
AA vs A4 LOSE
JJ vs 1010 SPLIT POT
444 vs straight LOSE
FLUSH vs FLUSH LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
KK vs AA LOSE
AA vs KK LOSE

Thats right. sSO FUCKING BAD. THEN I MUST ADMIT I TILTED A BIT. BUT WHO THE FUCK WOULDNT.

Now I'm wondering if I will regret turning pro??

Only time will tell.

I'M NOT RACIST

I've been reading a few comments and it seems that some of you gruffnuts are accusing me of racism. This is simply not true. I have lots of black friends... one of which is "Eatmynuts". I also know lots of other black peeps who are prutty cool (I have discoved tho black people are very bad at poker - they always seem to play spades to try to hit flushes... i dunno why) (also some of them smell prutty bad at times).

ALL YOU POLICALLY "CORRECT" CUNTS - take note.

On the poker front I dropped down to 5p 10p and have so far made 34 buy ins today.

Gruffnuts talking behind my back, "The Black Club" and profit for the year so far,

so have been informed that some group of CUNTS on some poker fourm web-site have been taking the piss out of me and my blog. Laughing at the stakes I play etc etc...

well I have one thing to say to you GRUFFNUTS :
AT LEAST I WIN MONEY

I know this may be a strange concept from you but I'd rather make about £1000 a month at £20nl than lose £1000 at £500nl or £200nl in a few days. I mean wtf. I could live off rakeback alone at £20nl so SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU FISH.

on another note...

I have been specially selected to join the "WILLIAM HILL BLACK CLUB". WTF WTF? I'm not even black??? They have gotta be taking the piss. Even if this club is for both blacks and normal people what the fuck is the name all about??? It's political correctness gone mad! What a fucking joke. If it was called "The White Club" there would be outrage and all the pakis and nigs would go off their tits and probs blow themselfs up at Will Hill HQ or summat.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD. I can't even find a job (not that I need it with my poker winnings) in my own country because of all these fuckers. No wonder the BNP is on the up at the mo. The country is a fucking joke. The men and women of the British National Party are motivated by love and admiration of the outpouring of culture, art, literature and the pattern of living through the ages that has left its mark on our very landscape. We value the folkways and customs which have been passed down through countless generations. We enthuse with pride at the marvels of architecture and engineering that have been completed on these islands since the construction of the great megaliths 7,000 years ago.

So... onto my profits so far this year. (All at £20nl/£25nl and some £500nl HU cash thrown in)

January = £1388
Febuary = £1445
March = £1502
April = £45.23
May = £1520
June = £1666
July (so far) = £1810

YES. Thats right so far this month I have made £1810 and that not even including this weeks rake back! So wtf have you haters gotta say now?
Yeah that right... just what I thought... NOTHING.

NOW EVERYONE GO FUCK YOURSELFS APART FROM THE FEW PEOPLE I LIKE... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

THE REAL PLAT

MSOZA CHAT BANNED SOON.

I REPORTED THE FISH. I URGE EVERYONE TO DO THE SAME SO WE DON'T NEED TO PUT UP WITH HIS NONSENSE.

£253.21 up this weekend.....

...so get shut the fuck up you anonymous cunts!

Platonic_'s guide to check raising

Hello Plat fans (I'm going to ignore the gruffnuts from now on),

This is a quick post about how and when you should go for the check raise. This is gold dust. This will help you all with your games and deciding when to check raise!

The best time to checkraise is when you have a flush draw to disguise your hand and totally fuck with your opponents minds. This also works with any other type of draw including double ended straights and sometimes with the middle pin straight draw.

Another great time to go for the check raise is when you have a pocket pair. Like when the flop is 23J and you hold TT... this is an ideal time to check/raise... you gotta mix it up. 77 on a 993 board... GO ON CHECK MOTHER FUCKING RAISE.

You will have a disguised hand that they will never be able to put you on. Even if they do call you should still bet about one tenth of the pot on the turn... often these clowns will either fold to your turn bet with top pair or sometimes go all in and you can safely fold knowing you played the hand perfectly and lost the minimum when you were obv beat.

There are players at the £20NL tables who think they deserve to win every pot... you have to fight back against these gruffnuts! They bet with shit all the time. Every fucking flop all they do is bet. THIS IS WHY THE CHECK RAISE IS SUCH A PROFITABLE MOVE. I mean it has made me £1000's over the last few months alone. I am such a creative player... I really should move up to 25p/50p some times very soon... or maybe just 15p/25p.