Saturday, 19 December 2009

Xmas and New Caravan

Hey guys hows everyone doing?

JPG still trying to get rid of that rash on yer arse from that ladyboy in Thailand?

Gay Billingham still broke and in the closet?

Rakeback Goth still a freakshow and breakeven player?

CUTE FISH still getting owned by Loser18 hu?

2 buy in's still a fucking degen MUG??????

Razor666 still a nit with no sense of humour?

Houchen1 still crushing £20nl on william hills?

Balmore still a haggis eating cocky little fuck face?

GULKINES still crushing high stakes.... OH NO YOU COULDN'T BEAT THE YANKS AND LOST ALL YOUR BANKROLL. HA HA HA.



Anyway guys its christmas which is usualy a time of year that i despise. This year however is different as i've been given possibly the BEST christmas present ever. My gan and grandad have recently come into a lot of money and they have decided to share the wealth and have bought me a brand new caravan for christmas! SO SICK!

It's about 100000000 times better than the one i'm living in at the moment, i've placed an advert in the paper trying to sell it but dont think i will get anything for it. My grandparents said they were sick of the site of my current caravan at the bottom of their garden. Plus it was costing them too much to heat.

My new one is gonna be fucking amazing, was up picking it yesterday. Forgot to take photos to post but here is a pic of the same model.



As you can see it's got a BALCONY! OMG it's gonna be so sick just sitting up there in the summer with a Duvel and perhaps a lady accompanying me. CANT FUCKING WAIT.

In return I'm hoping to get my grandparents are really good gift back, anyone got any ideas?

Cheers guys,

Poker been going really good as well guys btw will post my end of year graph at the end of the year. i think some of you will be surprised as i have gotten a LOT better and ive made a lot of money this year.

The REAL PLAT



163 comments:

jpg00 said...

i came back from Thailand. cant tolerate the range of beer anymore...absolutely dreadful

jpg00 said...

...thats probably what caused the rash

ok ty

jerrybuss said...

nice caravan

what horsepower is it?

derekthetvstar said...

ive been drinkin with jpg00,he brings these stupid beers to u all the time,i just take a sip,put them down and go buy sth decent like a Corona or a Heineken

him and jenka are a very odd pair

tyvm xx

Snake Eyes said...

When Razor666 visits you is it a case of 'when the caravans a rockin don't come a knocking' :)

tvstar said...

drinking with jpg00 wasted the best day of my life.

stupid rochefort10 challenge!!

at least i passed it more than can be said for him.(jpg00 last seen doing pogo in manchester city centre singing yip yap stam stong to 200k rangers fans)

i then passed out pre kick off in the royal box at the uefa cup final tyvm.

only good thing is platonic_ and jerrybus paid for the mayhem.

ok ty im new

tvstar said...

song* he had thong on!

franzmann51 said...

this blog is a piss take right?

Platonic_ said...

fuck you franzmann fuck off back to germany you twat

jerrybuss said...

im gay,anyone got a problem with that?

jenka said...

hey railings im gay!!

jerrybuss said...

Hi guys,

i had the day off poker today,my first day off in 4 years!!!

(actually,i did a 12 hour session,but for me,thats a day off really)

thanks guys

xx

Platonic_ said...

bunch of freaks

stackattack said...

thanks platonic i try damn hard at being a freak.

but i win at poker , do you try damn hard to lose?

i have played you many times and your a pathetic loser that limps in 6% of hands

DONK

platonic said...

come play me heads up u fuckin wanker,unless u prefer a fight?im ready for either u cunt

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend is so sexy. I 8-table and bone her at the same time

Razor666

Anonymous said...

lol razor,why say that?we all know you're as gay as tvstar

tinyjoyce said...

Fantastic!Ive just discovered Twitter,its my girlfriends sensitive area between the twat and the shitter.

Makkapack said...

wtf was this bluff about Plat?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?5027209

balmores brother said...

im sexually frustrated and so is my brother

Platonic_ said...

i hope you guys all have a shit new year and lose your bankrolls to me.

stackattack said...

GET OUT MORE OFTEN YOU PAIR OF RECTUMS

1out1der said...

im gay

derekthetvstar said...

railings1 supposed to be gay????

NO CHANCE! ive just seen him single handedly smash up The Knott bar in Manchester celebratin his beloved Leeds United victory over Man U and then assault several mambers of staff and bikers sat at bar in The Salisbury for not selling Stella!

and he claims to be "out and out gay"?

railings1 said...

my name is railings1 and im vice captain of the boss gay team,(im gay)and it wasnt me that smashed up those lousy bars,it was dave pirhana,and if they aint stockin Stella when we're back in the premiership playin man u regular then its gonna happen again

Anonymous said...

pmsl at http://www.pokerhand.org/?5027209

Anonymous said...

HI GUYS,

MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF "THE BOSS POKER GAY TEAM"

PLATONIC HAS BEEN RATHER UNPLEASENT ABOUT MY COMMENTS ON HIS BLOG SO IVE SET UP MY OWN

HERE IT IS

http://railings1.blogspot.com/

PLEASE READ AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS IF IINTERESTED IN JOININ US

THANKS GUYS

RAILINGS1-GAY TEAM CAPTAIN

XX

toonboy1 said...

HI RAILINGS I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN THE GAY TEAM.

im a newcastle fan so i have to be discreet because im not out yet.

i tried to post on your blog but it wont let me. do i have to open some sort of account or do you change it your end? (PARDON THE PUN) im a mid stakes pro you maybe seen me at the tables.

see ya soon love the toon xx

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IT SOUNDS A WONDERFUL IDEA.

platonic said...

u faggots get the fuck off my blog and get to railings1 stupid blog

railings1(gay team captain) said...

Hi Toonboy,

im very happy to read your interest in my "Gay Team".

I'll try to get the signing thing sorted so gay poker players everywhere have somewhere to post news/info and chat etc,otherwise we'll have to use this blog for a while,im sure plat wont mind,despite his awful homophobic comments,i think hes just tryin to show off,hes not really homophobic.

Anyway,come find me on the tables on Boss,


thanks xx

toonboy1 said...

oh i cant wait for some wailing against the railings1.

you anywhere near newcastle matey ?

toonboy1

xx

toonboy1 said...

still cant post railings matey whats your email?

ive waited 6 years for this. its a great idea.

we could have our own gay tourneys and maybe uk tour?

im going to inform poker player magazine when your blog is up and running. mmmmm

railings1 said...

ive sorted my comments out

railings1(gay team captain)

Anonymous said...

looks like this railings1 blogs gonna be huge,who the fuck is he?some fuckin faggot who plays poker?why all the fuss?

catchpenny said...

im sure i played him before he`s a liverpool fan and gay as fuck if its the person im thinking of.

liverpool crest as avatar

Anonymous said...

i dont think hes gonna deny hes "gay as fuck" but on his blog he says hes from Brighton

Anonymous said...

.and i doubt he follows football as hes gay

balmore said...

i am a gruffnut

railings1 said...

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team and would like u guys to visit my blog

www.railings1.blogspot.com

thanks guys xx

railings1(boss gay team captain)

eyeball_18 said...

fuck off railings stop advertising your shite gay blog on an actually true poker blog.

you said there will be no in depth hand discussions or any poker tuition so go and get fucked.

railings1(gay team captain) said...

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team and in respnse to your suggestion of "going gettin fucked"eyeball18,i just did!!!it was superb.You should try it yourself,plenty gays on my time might oblige u

thanks for the advice

ok ty

Anonymous said...

railings has actually made a post about football which is quite funny

railings1 said...

im gay by the way

pls visit my blog

tegarcho said...

for godness sake this is a poker blog not a gents toilet in hammersmith.

leave your homosexual tendancies on your own blog railings you queer mfo.

loopy_louise said...

tegarcho do you have a problem with tribades?

im one and im active!!!!

railings1 said...

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team and would like u guys to visit my blog

www.railings1.blogspot.com

thanks guys xx

railings1(boss gay team captain)

durrrrrran said...

hi railings 1 im captain of the gay bashing team

will you stop advertising your stinky jobby bum bashing gay blog on our gods blog please.


just have a wank its quicker

1out1der said...

im out and out gay

thanx fellas

Anonymous said...

no insane chat ty

railings1 said...

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team and would like u guys to visit my blog

theres another post about the GAY FOOTBALLING LEGEND ROBBIE SAVAGE which will interest gays everywhere

ok ty

pkrguru said...

you sound like a twat railings

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platonic_ said...

stop drawing pictures on my blog retard

platonic_ said...

reminds of space invaders you donk

railings1 said...

ATTENTION ALL JLS FANS

PLS CHECK MY BLOG RAILINGS1 (GAY TEAM CAPTAIN)

THANKS GUYS XX

super_user said...

when you posting your year end results then you total muppet??

i crushed the game for a year running approximately 2.4bb/100 beat that you wanker!!!

1out1der said...

no insane chat

urindanger said...

update your blog you nobhead

platonic_ said...

in a recent home game tourney 4 left big blinds a guy limped the button raised sb folded big blind called original limper folded. the dealer then forgot to burn a card then dealt the flop(or made any mistake later in the hand). the two players decided it was a bum deal and wanted to split the pot but the single blind and the original limper wanted their chips back which caused an argument.
anyone know the answer gets a buy in of there choice

jenka11 said...

fuck knows?

just have a fight over it

JJ said...

Nice caravan! Its amazing how far they have come especially in the last few years.. soon they will have satellite dishes with cheap internet!

platonics dad said...

update your blog you clown

spudsalad said...

im a fuckin idiot

__ jenny __ said...

im new ! and im looking for a coach.


anyone out there to help?

railings1 said...

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team,pls visit my blog

thanks guys

railings(gay team captain)

cliffbacon said...

im a regular on boss and have been harrassed by quite a few players last night askin me if i am railings

i would just like to say no and im not and no im not fuckin gay

thew1re said...

yeah we heard u are bisexual Cliff,must admit its no suprise,i thought it was a gayish name when i first saw your name

Anonymous said...

thewe can talk prick !!

dennispennis said...

update your blog penis

Anonymous said...

update ur blog u spewy cockface

p.s.

you are to poker what john barrowman is to entertainment

Anonymous said...

platonic_ is a total cunt

houchen1 said...

balmores house

cliffbacon said...

im cliffbacon,a full time proffessional poker player,why is the fuckin site down?dont those fuckers realise i have a livin to make?

cliffbacon

Anonymous said...

your shite cliff worse than razor666 rakeback whore

cliffbacon said...

fuck off u worthless piece of shit,try comin to the tables and sayin that to me,or better still,to Sweden.

ruth_less said...

now now fellas calm down its only poker.

EGO EGO EGO

eonsat33 said...

i play more or less 24 hours a day and can confirm cliffbacon is a shite player

railings1 said...

http://railings1.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-is-there-so-little-interest-in-jls.html

bimbini said...

thats because they are shite mate.

bunch of wanks

bimbini said...

dear o fuckin dear i just looked at your blog railings.

your gay your bent your arse is up for rent railings 1.

OLD POOFTER SHOULD BE LOCKED UP WITH GLITTER

railings1 said...

you are precisely the person us GAY players have a problem with.

im gay and that makes me Gary Glitter?

if i had my way i would make u go on a GAY AWARENESS course or take some sort of counselling on the subject

thank guys xx

bimbini said...

WTF railings1 you think parading a thailand beach in a green thong jammed up your old wrinkly shitepipe and bus pass in bum bag " looking for men" is acceptable?? no doubt the men you were looking for would be "young men"

i dont want to be in "your gang your gang"

hope you get banged up abroad

friggin freak

bimbini said...

and yes if your gay you take it up your gary glitter .

you sicko

Anonymous said...

pimp my ride you faggots im the king of inter poker.

railings1 said...

bimbini,yes i enjoy the company of young men for gratification and definitely Thai ones.Whats your problem?

paterson7 said...

fuck you bimbini you str8lord blouselifter tosspot.

he aint heavy hes my sister.

GRUFFNUT

cliffbacon said...

fuck off,the lot of yers

jenny said...

im new

1out1der said...

no insane chat thanx

plats dad said...

update your blog you pathetic twat

jerrybuss said...

update this fuckin blog now u bearded piece of shit

saltyace said...

happy valentines fishes


im new

railings1 said...

NEW POST

my name is railings1 and im captain of the boss gay team,pls visit my blog

thanks guys

railings(gay team captain)

JJ said...

How the caravan doing? Been around many places with it?

railings1 said...

update this blog straightlord

msoza said...

platonic you fuckin donk update your blog . take some time off from picking up dog shit for council you twat.

cute_fish said...

BALMORES A DONK AND A SHIT POKER PLAYER I WATCHED HIM GET OWNED LAST NIGHT.

WAS HILARIOUS WATCHING HIM RELOAD ALL TIME LIKE THE FISH HE IS.

MUST BE NEARLY BROKE

Anonymous said...

platonic owns balmore

Anonymous said...

100 comments update blog you wankstain

icallany2 said...

show us the results then you are one of the biggest losers going.

nob

Anonymous said...

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railings1 said...

hi jessica,have a look at my blog please,im captain of the boss media gay team

thanks

1out1der said...

are you advertising " get your tits out for the lads " jessica?

ok thanx im also gay but my mate jenka is a str8lord blouselifter!

no more insane chat on this blog please jessica

iplayany2 said...

update your poxy blog platonic_ i love it

Anonymous said...

has platonic_ died?

cute_fish said...

balmore is too busy losing to update his stupid blog lololololololololololololol

tinyjoyce said...

jessica,if u wanna see me STARK BOLLOCK NAKED on webcam,pls add me

tinyjoyce@spudsaladpoker.com

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jerrybuss said...

hi guys,

im havin 2 to 3 hours off poker one day later on in the year as i'll need to go get my haircut at some point. i havent been outdoors since 1992

jerrybuss x

therealjerrybuss said...

when does the site close fellas i dont want to miss any action?

platonic_ said...

whats with the kitchen sinks coming on to my fuckin blog???

english only or fuck off

thank you cunts!!!!!

bluffzorr said...

give us a sign to your loyal fans plat

whats up your not updating this famous blog anymore?

msoza said...

he is busy lifting dogshit up for council

Anonymous said...

i watched platonic last night hes still pathetic half stacker

wanker

Anonymous said...

VERY FUNNY BLOG whens next post?

Anonymous said...

months away yet platonic is the laziest blogger going. too busy grinding rakeback on hills.

jimroyale_ said...

caravans my arse

Anonymous said...

sickest blog ever retards?

Gulkines said...

you are all small stakes grinders i will play anyone for their roll

Anonymous said...

fuck you platonic you rascist fucker

Anonymous said...

PLATONIC YOU SHORT STACKED WANKER GET A LIFE


GET OUT MORE YOU CHELSEA CUNT

Anonymous said...

time for an new post plat

Anonymous said...

caravanettes are much better you twat

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

balmore will be back beside you soon plat grinding 10p 20p

he is getting pawned at mid stakes

Anonymous said...

hey hey platonic_ i am looking for some coaching lessons how do i get them ?

paterson7 said...

ring houchen1 ask for 1out1der and he will give you piranas number. after you have spoke to him he will give you maries number ring her and she will put you in touch with tinyjoyce she is good

cheers

Anonymous said...

Platonic_ said...
bunch of freaks


you can talk you bearded peace of shit

you started this

still picking up dogshit for council?

fuck off

lady said...

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platonics mum said...

dont understand kitchen sinks comments


ENGLISH ONLY OR FUCK OFF

razor666 said...

why do you lot waste time on this blog?

get a life for goodness sake

justin033 said...

i have a life...this blog just so happened to be that life

alex_del_p said...

hi,

i play on the boss network even more than the ever present jerrybuss

the least hours ive played in a day so far this year is 18

other than that,i lead a very excitin life socially

fowksey said...

jerrybuss plays even when hes asleep so i dont see how u can beat him for hrs played

oh and theres about as much chance of anyone playin more than jerrybuss than there is of platonic having a winning month

railings1 said...

I'M GAY!

RFC_royals said...

the return of justin hey dude hows it going mate ?

tinyjoyce said...

hey plat,my anus hair is same style as your beard

amatay said...

play me heads up platonic you peace of shit

Anonymous said...

FUCKIN SHORT STACK BEARDED OLD FOOL

THATS YOU PLATONIC

I OWNED YOU LAST NIGHT MORON

jerrybuss said...

hi guys,i had a very slack day today,just 19 hours played

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Anonymous said...

update this shitty blog plat

balmore said...

i will play any of you fish heads up

Anonymous said...

fuck my man pussy bal-no-more

jerrybuss said...

im playin over easter

1out1der said...

no insane chat fellas


im gay thanx

黎仁南 said...

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jounie said...

platonic show us your results then you plonker

marie1112 said...

you still offering coaching lessons plat?

im not very good and heard you were the guy to see.

how do i get in touch with you?

razor666 said...

plat,if i pack my job in and divorce my wife and neglect my kids,is it possible to play as many hrs as jerrybuss or zloylar on boss 25nl?

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tinyjoyce said...

im naked

Danny said...

Caravan looks wicked - the balcony is incredible

.. said...

im a nit from romania called _alice_ and i play more than jerrybuss on boss,i dont even take breaks

balmore said...

im a rakeback whore now. i detest this game. its soooooooooooooo fixed im cracking up

red_armee said...

boring boring chelsea you wanker platonic


MAN U MAN U MAN U

rocky-robin said...

hello ????

does anyone update this blog anymore?

Anonymous said...

fuck off rocky you twat

Anonymous said...

fuck off rocky you twat

RAILINGS1 said...

HI GUYS!!!!!

IM BACK!!

MY NAME IS RAILINGS1 AND IM CAPTAIN OF THE BOSS GAY TEAM..

UNFORTUNATELY IVE BEEN IN PRISON ABROAD,PROTESTIN ABOUT GAY RIGHTS,MAY HAVE GONE A BIT TOO FAR WHEN I PUNCHED A POLICEMAN BUT THATS ALL IN THE PAST..
I'LL BE UPDATING MY BLOG SOON

THANKS GUYS X X

str8flush said...

all gays should be locked up anyway clown.

ITS NOT RIGHT

1out1der said...

well im gay and ive never been locked up(except in handcuffs by my bf)