Friday, 20 November 2009

Plat strikes back!

Hi guys just a quick post to tell you all about how much money i have won and how fucking bad you all are. So the real king plat made his return to william hills 2 weeks ago with the money that he had been saving up from the council job (not picking up dog shit). deposited £200 and have turned that into well over £900 (including rackback).

That just shows you how pathetic you all are, you come on here and try to have a pop at the king... well i just gotta say.... if you come at the king, you best not miss.

check this shit out!




if i keep this up i think i might get my own place and move out from my parents house, does anyone know any lawyers or people who offer mortgages to poker playrs??

i see a lot of fish these days playin in a rediculas fashion tryin to stack the world famus Platonic. just a message to you fish cunts - you dont scare me fucking bring it on i'll bluff you on the river every day of the week cos you aint got the stones to call you bitches.

fuck the lot of you i dont even like my own blog any more

17 comments:

Gay Billingham said...

hi i'm gay

ty

JPG00 said...

i just shagged a ladyboy plat so get that up ya

get a life platonic_ said...

thats about £800 quid you fuckin retard

and it took you about 56 days


your a total nob

anneli said...

hi fellas i just checked my graph and its better thanx. (wp plat)

ive won 2000 bb for 20k hands

and higher stakes.

i have a mansion in turkey and live like a queen

tyvm fishes im bi tessekurrler

razor666 said...

you are a ladyboy jpg!!!

and you masterbate regularly so you aint told us anything new.

Snake Eyes said...

Plat, you get your ladyboy lover to draw that graph :)

Anonymous said...

its obviously the balmore brothers platonic never bluffs and never river bluffs

Makkapack said...

hi guys

anyone interested in signing up for the interpoker gay/bi team?

if so i can get you 75% rakeback and free entry to freerolls.

let me know please because we have a match coming up in 2 weeks vs a group of lesbians from hull.

Catman005 said...

platonic you suck so hard your so fucking bad its unreal.

move up to 100nl where i will own you with my min bets.

razor666 said...

is lowfields still captain makka?

i think i should be captain this year because im quite good at poker.

your god platonic_ said...

catman005 = PUSSY

STFU muppet

come to £20nl and see how good you are.

im waiting

Kevin Stevens said...

I don't even think Northern Rock at the height of there retarded lending policies would have offerd you a mortgage.

jenka said...

lol im just readin this on a beach on Ko Samui in Thailand....and 3 naked Swedish birds are lookin at me like im insane cos im laughin so loudly

So Plats playin again?im gonna download william hill and play if he is

razor666 said...

YOU ARE INSANE !!!!

JENKA LEAVE ME ALONE AT THE TABLES IM NOT COMING ROUND TO YOURS TO WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SO STOP ASKING ME PLEASE.

IM STRAIGHT BUT KEEP GETTING HOMOSEXUAL URGES NOW AND THEN AFTER PLAYING POKER WITH BALMORE LOSER 18 ETC ETC

george allan said...

kevin stevens what kind of fkn name is that you twat?

all double barrelled names are shite.

and are always reserved for gay fish.

vlad77 said...

who the fuck is this guy platonic?

ive never seen him at any tables


is he a big winner or a fish?

Anonymous said...

king plat is fucks his mother's smelly vagina every day