Sunday 5 July 2009

OPEN LETTER TO RAKETHERAKE

Hi RakeTheRake,
My name is Platonic_ from www.platonicpoker.blogspot.com , im sure you've heard of me,im a well established and respected regular on the Crypto network at 10p/20p NL.My blogs readership is huge and its linked to many of the bigger players blogs,its a sign that they see an up and coming pro in the making.You will see plenty of jeolous comments on my blog,i recieve lots of abuse,but this is blatantly down to jeolousy of my ability. Anyway,ive been offered several deals of sponsorship,which i havent accepted as yet as many have come from firms i disrespect and from various gruffnuts i wont deal with.Ive selected a shortlist of sponsors i will deal with and am pleased to say you are one of them,the fact that you are scousers based in Liverpool isnt a problem with me or my family. So,£10k a year and ill plaster your logo all over my site? Are u interested?Im givin u 1st choice but be quick cos theres plenty of others waitin,
Regards,Platonic_

20 comments:

msoza86 said...

hi guys,can someone pls help!

i didnt do too well on hills account when i went to ipoker so uninstalled it and decided to go back to playin hills on crypto,i havent played a hand in 2 months cos i cant find the friggin download page for hills crypto software.

can someone pls gimme the link?

thanks guys

would-be said...

Plat, you crack me up.

Larken said...

Welcome back Plat!
I've missed you!

plat said...

fk off larken

anneli said...

OMG im so horny now king plat is back.

where have you been?

1out1der said...

IM STILL OUT AND OUT GAY BUT GOT MARRIED TO HOUCHEN1

pard01 said...

think u would need to find some retard with the intelligence of msoza if u want sponsoring u bearded fool

Joppa Road said...

hi boys....

much love

JR

amatay said...

i'm sexually inactive

Anonymous said...

Yes Yes gruffnuts this is plat. Where are tou donks on ipoker u running scared? isnt it time for the blog to die? its so funny how we dont talk any more? sorry know i;m going to hell for plugging cliff. the won you all love the real king plat

Anonymous said...

ps grammer proves its me

tinyjoyce said...

if justin033 gets me pregnant im gonna call my next baby "houchen"

lesley011 said...

pf raisin is where the money is

railofish said...

who won the grudge match between plat and that bulgarian ukrainian nit kollega?

fowksey said...

they havent seen a flop yet..wankers

Anonymous said...

balmore said...
im gettin back from my 18/30s holiday in greenwich village next week and if this blog hasnt been updated im gonna find u platonic and bum u so hard yr gruffnuts will be stuck to your sphincter for a week

05 June 2009 15:20

tinyjoyce said...

im fuckin pissed

Larken said...

Update your blogg already you bald british toothless cunt of a twat.

loser18 said...

update this stupid blog or eat my gruffnuts and die you bearded bastard

Anonymous said...

balmore is platonic and claudia is his brother you stupid mfs