Running bad but still crushing

This one is for the short stacked wanker. Kiss my arse you fucking moron nit cunt.

EVEN WITH THE POKER GODS AGAINST ME I HAVE GOT BACK TO MY OLD WAYS OF OWNING EVERYONE IN SIGHT.

BIG UP THE PLAT MASSIVE.

St. Georges Day Song

O'er grassy dale, and lowland scene
Come see, come hear, the English Scheme.
The lower-class, want brass, bad chests, scrounge fags.
The clever ones tend to emigrate
Like your psychotic big brother, who left home
For jobs in Holland, Munich, Rome
He's thick but he struck it rich, switch
The commune crap, camp bop, middle-class, flip-flop
Guess that's why they end up in bands
He's the green piece in us all
He's the creep-creep in us all
Condescends to black men
Very nice to them
They talk of Chile while driving through Haslingdon
You got sixty hour weeks, and stone stone toilet back-gardens
Peter Cook's jokes, bad dope, check shirts, lousy groups
Point their fingers at America
Down pokey quaint streets in Cambridge
Cycles our distant spastic heritage
Its a gay red, roundhead, army career, grim head
If we was smart we'd emigrate

Platonic vs Kollega HU Grudge Match

After sucessfully showing up "JPG00" in my last heads up grudge match I have decided to turn my attention towards the Bulgarian NIT known as "Kollega". This dude had a 9% hand rate and THOUGHT HE WAS IT.

He came on my blog BOASTING that he was now playing 12% of hands. WTF is that??? It's only cos he's now playing 5 handed on the rigged BOSS network.

So I tracked him down and used a language convertor to call him a few names. безобразен гнида, ти майка блудница!!! Hahahaha!!!!

He broke his 4 year silence to call me a "bald talentless twat". It was then I saw RED. I got more talent in my nob than that frankenstein fuckwhit, so I asked him for a heads up grudge match. He has agreed but so far we haven't arranged the details.

I think it will be similar to the durrr vs Patrik Antonius match..... we will play 50,000 hands over 4 tables at a time.... only we will be playing $0.10/0.20 tables. If anyone wants updates I will be posting all the big hands on my blog and I can phone you up personally if you want to know when we are about to play if you want to watch us go at it.

Ok ty.

This is the Plato one signing out.

Short Stacked Scum

This utter twat who is too scared to buy in for the full amount has been making fun of the Plat. It's the height of rudness to laugh at other people's misfortune but this guy seems to do it on a daily basis.

Here's what happened last night when Plat's mate confrunted the short-stacked cunt:



I urge all loyal Plat fans to go over to this funnys blog and give him some abuse that he deserves.
http://smallstakeshero.blogspot.com/ IF YOUR READING THIS YOU RED HEAD FREAK FUCK OFF.

Fucking iPoker

Hi guys, thanks for nothing - noone offered me anything after my plea for a stake. Thanks everyone all I was asking for was £200-300. I had to sell a few of my things to get a roll together and quite frankly I wish I hadn't bothered. I got about £1000 together and put £800 of that into William Hills. I bought "Holdem Manager" - which so far has been a fucking waste of cash.

After 5 or 6 days I've LOST a lot of that and I'm down to my last £150. I've still got £200 in the bank as well and my bills aren't due till the end of the month. I dunno wtf I'm gonna do those cos the players on iPoker are so fuckin bad that I dunno if I will ever be able to win there.

Also THEY KEEP FUCKIN SUCKING OUT ITS A FUCKING JOKE, IVE BEEN PLAYIN 12 HOURS A DAY FOR NEARLY A WEEK AND FK ALL TO SHOW FOR IT APART FROM HUGE LOSSES.

THIS IS ALL AT $20 TABLES MOSTLY,, I USED TO CRUSH STAKES 4 TIMES HIGHER THAN THIS. FUCK THIS SHIT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

Fish

so i wen4t to casin tonite wenkt to thecasino strsight after the chelsea game todau and was pl,aing my ussal £1/2 game. got FUCKIN RAPED bad bad afeter bad beat. long story shot i lost over 10 buy ins in 45minuite so decide to have a drink tyo try to calm down,,,, pepopoloe at table and up buying me drinks because i wasthinkingofleaving. lolst another 6 buy ins so ive lost the most ever in one day i dunno wtf im gonna do

i came home to try and win it all back online but i got no funds anmd my debit card isnt letting me deposut,,,

i feel online is my game and i have a proven trak recrd of winning online, just dunno if ill have the funds to play with so basically the hole point of this post was to ask anyone out there to lend me perhps £200to400 to get me on my feet, l will play it back ofcourse as quick as i can, when i make just £200 i will pay back the full amount

i know some rich guys sometims read my blog so please give me a chance

ty, im not one to beg but i really need some help right now