Xmas and New Caravan

Hey guys hows everyone doing?

JPG still trying to get rid of that rash on yer arse from that ladyboy in Thailand?

Gay Billingham still broke and in the closet?

Rakeback Goth still a freakshow and breakeven player?

CUTE FISH still getting owned by Loser18 hu?

2 buy in's still a fucking degen MUG??????

Razor666 still a nit with no sense of humour?

Houchen1 still crushing £20nl on william hills?

Balmore still a haggis eating cocky little fuck face?

GULKINES still crushing high stakes.... OH NO YOU COULDN'T BEAT THE YANKS AND LOST ALL YOUR BANKROLL. HA HA HA.



Anyway guys its christmas which is usualy a time of year that i despise. This year however is different as i've been given possibly the BEST christmas present ever. My gan and grandad have recently come into a lot of money and they have decided to share the wealth and have bought me a brand new caravan for christmas! SO SICK!

It's about 100000000 times better than the one i'm living in at the moment, i've placed an advert in the paper trying to sell it but dont think i will get anything for it. My grandparents said they were sick of the site of my current caravan at the bottom of their garden. Plus it was costing them too much to heat.

My new one is gonna be fucking amazing, was up picking it yesterday. Forgot to take photos to post but here is a pic of the same model.



As you can see it's got a BALCONY! OMG it's gonna be so sick just sitting up there in the summer with a Duvel and perhaps a lady accompanying me. CANT FUCKING WAIT.

In return I'm hoping to get my grandparents are really good gift back, anyone got any ideas?

Cheers guys,

Poker been going really good as well guys btw will post my end of year graph at the end of the year. i think some of you will be surprised as i have gotten a LOT better and ive made a lot of money this year.

The REAL PLAT

Owned a familiar face

For those of you who don't know 42carrotdonker was Razor666, one of the best regs from crypto who used to crush all the way upto £2/5, owning souls and winning rake races.
This hand happened today when I was playing some £1/2 trying to win back some losses from 10p/20p.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL THINK I MADE THIS UP BUT I SWEAR ON MY DOGS LIFE I DIDN'T.




Yeah I know this spot is kind of a cooler and fair enough he might not put me on the straight flush but I still think his play is dodgy.

SICK thing is there was no bad beat jackpot. If there was one like on interpoker (join the gay/bi team, see JPJ00 for details) Razor666 would have won at least £200,000 it's so fucking sick.

CRAZY OWNAGE

Hi guys just wanted to show you a few hands from today when I owned some regs. People have been slating my game recently and I feel i need to prove myself.

Here I keep min raising and eventually he spews off his whole stack with just A high card. LOLOLOLOL he called me a fish after as well which is the funniest part LMAO

Table info:

Seat 1: BubbaWashington ($21.20)
Seat 3: TheRealKingPlat%20')">TheRealKingPlat ($53.15)

Dealer

Seat 5: agent909 ($15.51)

Posts small blind $0.10

Seat 6: brothermouzone ($20)

Posts big blind $0.20

Seat 8: 42Carrotplonker ($20.15)

Dealt to TheRealKingPlat

Preflop: (Pot: $0.30)

RAISE BubbaWashington, to $.70
CALL TheRealKingPlat, $.70
FOLD agent909
FOLD brothermouzone
FOLD 42Carrotplonker

Flop: (Pot: $1.70)

BET BubbaWashington, $12
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $3.20
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $5.80
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $7.60
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $7.60
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $42.15
CALL BubbaWashington, $6.62

Turn: (Pot: $58.07)

River: (Pot: $58.07)

Showdown:

SHOWS BubbaWashington

SHOWS TheRealKingPlat

TheRealKingPlat wins the pot of $75.43

just gonna post one hand just now cos i got some shit to take care of, im thinking of starting up coaching again if anyone is interested?? gimmie a shout anyways laters