Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Poker Experiment Results

Gruffnuts,

So after over a week of me playing on my chum Mzosas account and him playing on my account some interesting results have been found.

It turns out that over the last 9 to 10 days both of our accounts were rigged against us. We therefor conclude that the only wasy to win whilst playing poker (£20nl cash tables) is to get a good rakeback/bonus deal. Luckily for us both of us have good rakeback and the usual will hill bonus so we can keep playing for a living even through these though times of the credit crunch.

It was interesting to see that the broke joke that is Claudia27 was back down playing the £20nl tables today after she attempted to move up firstly to £50nl then £100.... lol she got completly crushed by razor666.... I really respect his game. JPG is still stuck down at £20nl playing against morons like me and houchen1. 15ti100 is getting crushed at $500nl by comonaces and that nut jog THE2JETS. All I know is that I'm a far better player than them and when hills de-rigg my account (will be happening soon cos i emailed asking them) I will be moving up to £50 then £100 then £200 in a matter of weeks.

If anyone has any doubts about my ablitity ask Loser18 as he got owned by myself of several occasions when he bust his roll and had to come play £20nl with me.

It's just a matter of time before I am raking in the money,

This is the real plat signing off,

All you gruffnuts out there go fuck yourselfs,

Especially all you tourney donks like THE2?JETS, AMATY and all you other muppets...

The man..... YOUR GOD....

PLATONIC_

37 comments:

Platonic_ said...

ALSO BALTI YOU MAY RUN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ALL YOU WANT BUT NEXT WEEK YOU WILL BE GETTING CRUSHED BY THE PLAT ONE

Anonymous said...

You Emailed them asking for your account to be derigged!!!
Your losing because its rigged, right? Wrong wanker! You lose, or win £1 an hour, because your shit.

insolem.

Hills Admin said...

"Dear Mr Hill, please de-rig my account. I have reached the conclusion it must be rigged because I cannot possibly be kicking around 20nl simply because I'm shit at poker. I mean I'm smart enough to check the river down with quads - no flies on the Platster. I shall continue to play poker like a fucking donkey and expect to be moving up to 50NL within the next 2 minutes - I'm that good you know.

Thank You

Your God/hero/source of hilarity

Platonic

P.S. I'm openly gay and will happily grant favours in order to have this issue resolved x

jpg00 said...

JPG isnt "stuck playin £20NL",but he is stuck playin at whatever tables you play at.You go play £500NL and im sure he will follow you

LOSER18 said...

FFS I BEEN QUIET UP TO NOW BUT IM SICK TO FUCKIN DEATH OF YOU TALKIN ABOUT ME YOU AGEING FILTHY PIECE OF BALD GIRLFREINDLESS NO SOCIAL LIFE STINKING SHIT.

COME PLAY ME ANY FUCKIN TIME AT ANY FUCKIN STAKE OR STOP MOUTHIN OFF ABOUT ME YOU.I HEAR YOUR NEARLY 40 AND THINKIN £4 AN HR IS A GREAT LIVING.IT ISNT.

thacker said...

hey limp dick,ive never known anybody as so far up their own ass for no reason

jenka said...

i saw platonic put £2o ish into a 57p pot yesterday on flop...........and lose

jenka said...

Above meant to say £20 ish

jenka said...

Plat just did his usual,stacked me for 1st time since Bay City Rollers were in the charts,types 20 lines of ha ha ha ha ha after takin half a buy in off me............seconds later on another table wheres hes built a stack,i take the whole lot off him

Houchen1 said...

IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW JENKA

razor666 said...

i am NOT fuckin gay

Anonymous said...

Razor666 sucks Loser18's cock for half a buy in.

1out1der said...

Dealer: Game #7797783204, 1out1der wins pot (£26.59) with A Pair of Aces, Jack high
Pau161178: nh
1out1der: ty id be down 2 day if not 4 u
Dealer: Game #7797783314, Snaked69 wins pot (£5.51) with A Pair of Tens, Jack high
Dealer: Game #7797783414, Snaked69 wins pot (£0.38)

Just proves hes a prick
Platonic_: fk you ya cu nt
Platonic_: i am on tilt
Platonic_: only way you can beat me
Dealer: Game #7797783454, Pau161178 wins pot (£0.50)
Platonic_: lucky rivers and dumb moves by me you have no skill
1out1der: pretend to b ,me on ur blog l8er
1out1der: shouold cheer u up
Dealer: Game #7797783534, Pau161178 wins pot (£11.84) with A Pair of Tens, King high
1out1der: post hh's pretty sure i pwn u
Dealer: Game #7797783634, Joliq wins pot (£3.14)
Dealer: Game #7797783724, 1out1der wins pot (£0.76)
Dealer: Game #7797783804, Snaked69 wins pot (£1.90)
Dealer: Game #7797783894, Rowliee wins pot (£0.86) with Three of a kind, Tens, Jack high
Dealer: Game #7797783894, Snaked69 wins pot (£0.85) with

ba2cement said...

fuck you 1out1der everyone hates you because you have smelly armpits you dumb onion!

go fuck houchen1 you gay wanker.

cheers

1out1der said...

Ha ha, not me posting above- nice one plat.

I don't usually needle, but you are a cunt and listening to you whine after I have won your money makes me lol.

platonic said...

fuck off 1out1der u useless piece of shit,you got no skills whatsoever,you're just yet another wanker i would crush heads up,any fuckin time u want shithead

__sp__ said...

i want a square go with 1out1der!!!!

anytime any place queerhawk.

your a cunt

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Anonymous said...

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platonic_ said...

yeah i love smoking pink cigars!

Anonymous said...

Let's get it on!

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gede3112 said...

plat PLEASE MOVE UP the grinders need a good laugh

4_king_i said...

after all the hype about this player and this blog,i watched this guy at length twice now,hes absolutely useless,doesnt even possess very basic poker skills.

jenka said...

just raised QQ,get called by m900(im scared already!lol),then platonic reraises....flop comes KQx i check,m900 checks then platonic checks...lolololool.He can only hold AK AA or KK,which one i asked myself would he check?

M9oo bets his AK,Plat min raises and i fold my QQQ with 100% knowlege he has KKK...and he did.

The retard even fucks things up when he has set over set tryin to be clever,as if i was fallin for that one,thanks plat

1out1der said...

lol are you new jenka?

im gay thanx

The scottish Fish said...

Balmore the new name on crypto is a well known scottish player. I think you can all figure out who he is especially since hes now playing $2/5nl and is putting in sick amount of hands per day like he did on his old nick.

BTW i think his boyfriend has possibly changed his nick aswell this month.

I mean its so fucking obvious, isnt it?

Oh btw fuck you platonic.

Anonymous said...

ok 15ti and clownia

Anonymous said...

Platonic_: that was not good play it was a fkin disgrace
Platonic_: fk sake j 10
Dealer: Game #7876171224, Caral1909 wins pot (£3.14)
Platonic_: a gytshot u cripple

Derek says:
Caral1909: yes i am registered disabled and i find that veru offensive
Platonic_: good

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platonic said...

fuck off and stop wasting my fuckin time

houchen1 said...

piting patang bnp rules ya cunt !!!


the famines over why dont you go home?

Anonymous said...

your shit and u no you are..you play abc poker all day yawn....ur games as bad as ji from markam lol

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