Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Owned a familiar face

For those of you who don't know 42carrotdonker was Razor666, one of the best regs from crypto who used to crush all the way upto £2/5, owning souls and winning rake races.
This hand happened today when I was playing some £1/2 trying to win back some losses from 10p/20p.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL THINK I MADE THIS UP BUT I SWEAR ON MY DOGS LIFE I DIDN'T.




Yeah I know this spot is kind of a cooler and fair enough he might not put me on the straight flush but I still think his play is dodgy.

SICK thing is there was no bad beat jackpot. If there was one like on interpoker (join the gay/bi team, see JPJ00 for details) Razor666 would have won at least £200,000 it's so fucking sick.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

CRAZY OWNAGE

Hi guys just wanted to show you a few hands from today when I owned some regs. People have been slating my game recently and I feel i need to prove myself.

Here I keep min raising and eventually he spews off his whole stack with just A high card. LOLOLOLOL he called me a fish after as well which is the funniest part LMAO

Table info:

Seat 1: BubbaWashington ($21.20)
Seat 3: TheRealKingPlat%20')">TheRealKingPlat ($53.15)
Dealer
Seat 5: agent909 ($15.51)
Posts small blind $0.10
Seat 6: brothermouzone ($20)
Posts big blind $0.20
Seat 8: 42Carrotplonker ($20.15)
Dealt to TheRealKingPlat

Preflop: (Pot: $0.30)

RAISE BubbaWashington, to $.70
CALL TheRealKingPlat, $.70
FOLD agent909
FOLD brothermouzone
FOLD 42Carrotplonker

Flop: (Pot: $1.70)


BET BubbaWashington, $12
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $3.20
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $5.80
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $7.60
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $7.60
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $42.15
CALL BubbaWashington, $6.62

Turn: (Pot: $58.07)


River: (Pot: $58.07)


Showdown:

SHOWS BubbaWashington

SHOWS TheRealKingPlat

TheRealKingPlat wins the pot of $75.43

just gonna post one hand just now cos i got some shit to take care of, im thinking of starting up coaching again if anyone is interested?? gimmie a shout anyways laters

Friday, 20 November 2009

Plat strikes back!

Hi guys just a quick post to tell you all about how much money i have won and how fucking bad you all are. So the real king plat made his return to william hills 2 weeks ago with the money that he had been saving up from the council job (not picking up dog shit). deposited £200 and have turned that into well over £900 (including rackback).

That just shows you how pathetic you all are, you come on here and try to have a pop at the king... well i just gotta say.... if you come at the king, you best not miss.

check this shit out!




if i keep this up i think i might get my own place and move out from my parents house, does anyone know any lawyers or people who offer mortgages to poker playrs??

i see a lot of fish these days playin in a rediculas fashion tryin to stack the world famus Platonic. just a message to you fish cunts - you dont scare me fucking bring it on i'll bluff you on the river every day of the week cos you aint got the stones to call you bitches.

fuck the lot of you i dont even like my own blog any more

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

My new setup

Hi guys not posted in a while, just been too busy owning people on William Hiils, been playing some other sites as well. Made a fucking lot of money.
anyway onto my poker set up...

I have two custom built poker monitors. As soon as action is needed on a table, the table pops up and my monitor is touch sensitive. All I have to do is touch the screen in the appropriate location and I will call/fold/raise. I wear a headset and my voice recognition software can also recognize my voice in order to perform the appropriate action and bet amounts.

A background custom built program continuously runs scans of tables and adds me to waitlists automatically once a table meets predefined criteria. This program will also automatically sit me out of tables once the predefined is no longer met. Sometimes with the screen touch method, my eyes start to hurt from looking at the screen, so I use other software to play with only a keyboard or controller

I find that controllers are much easier to use than joysticks. I also have a third monitor that's not custom made, but it serves a large purpose. Whenever I voluntarily put $ in to the pot in any hand, my software will recognize that and mirror that table onto this third monitor which is mounted on the wall directly above the other two monitors. That way, I can see all of my important hands on that screen while folding my other hands. Once the hand is over, my software will recognize that and remove it from that monitor.

Hope everything is clear.

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Holidays

Hi guys not updated my blog in a while, to be honest i've been busy and shit. At the moment as i write this im on holiday in tenarife. its been pretty good so far and ive made lots of friends and also had a bit of sexual action although i did have to use your fishes money to pay for it. she was a dirty nigger and to be honest i feel a bit guilty for it. i used a connie huck so hopefully i will be fine.....

i bought some hachish from a lovely young fella so basically just been smoking that and i have to say its the best shit ive ever smoked. i love this place i might take my carava over and live here it's so sick.

i got off my tits last night watching the chealsa game and ive not been to sleep since.

basically im having a great time over here whilst all of you cunts are wanking yourself off over amatays blog and to be honest im sick of writing this shite so im gonna stop now.

when i get back im gonna fucking crush and im thinking of moving up to £2/4 i'll make a shite load.

this is the one and only real plat coming at ya from spain.

peace out.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

OPEN LETTER TO RAKETHERAKE

Hi RakeTheRake,
My name is Platonic_ from www.platonicpoker.blogspot.com , im sure you've heard of me,im a well established and respected regular on the Crypto network at 10p/20p NL.My blogs readership is huge and its linked to many of the bigger players blogs,its a sign that they see an up and coming pro in the making.You will see plenty of jeolous comments on my blog,i recieve lots of abuse,but this is blatantly down to jeolousy of my ability. Anyway,ive been offered several deals of sponsorship,which i havent accepted as yet as many have come from firms i disrespect and from various gruffnuts i wont deal with.Ive selected a shortlist of sponsors i will deal with and am pleased to say you are one of them,the fact that you are scousers based in Liverpool isnt a problem with me or my family. So,£10k a year and ill plaster your logo all over my site? Are u interested?Im givin u 1st choice but be quick cos theres plenty of others waitin,
Regards,Platonic_

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Running bad but still crushing

This one is for the short stacked wanker. Kiss my arse you fucking moron nit cunt.

EVEN WITH THE POKER GODS AGAINST ME I HAVE GOT BACK TO MY OLD WAYS OF OWNING EVERYONE IN SIGHT.

BIG UP THE PLAT MASSIVE.