crushing again

hi guys been quite on blog front i know, just an update to say that i have been crushing higher stakes than my usual for a long time now.

i got coaching off of razor666 back in december of last year and i haven't looked back since!

will post my graph soon and make you all sick

ty


THE REAL KING PLAT

Daleroxxu

haggis muching mong from scotland is all talk and no balls.

hasn't won since the super soft days of 2006 and is clueless when it comes to cash game play.

because he can't even win at $10NL he is trying to learn low stakes PLO (seems to be doing pretty badly)

this guy is a joke of a man, i urge all loyal PLAT fans to leave some abuse on this scottish twats blog, ask him why he never posts results and why he is playing micro stakes PLO and why he cant even beat $10nl holdem.

LOL DALESSUXX.com

Xmas and New Caravan

Hey guys hows everyone doing?

JPG still trying to get rid of that rash on yer arse from that ladyboy in Thailand?

Gay Billingham still broke and in the closet?

Rakeback Goth still a freakshow and breakeven player?

CUTE FISH still getting owned by Loser18 hu?

2 buy in's still a fucking degen MUG??????

Razor666 still a nit with no sense of humour?

Houchen1 still crushing £20nl on william hills?

Balmore still a haggis eating cocky little fuck face?

GULKINES still crushing high stakes.... OH NO YOU COULDN'T BEAT THE YANKS AND LOST ALL YOUR BANKROLL. HA HA HA.



Anyway guys its christmas which is usualy a time of year that i despise. This year however is different as i've been given possibly the BEST christmas present ever. My gan and grandad have recently come into a lot of money and they have decided to share the wealth and have bought me a brand new caravan for christmas! SO SICK!

It's about 100000000 times better than the one i'm living in at the moment, i've placed an advert in the paper trying to sell it but dont think i will get anything for it. My grandparents said they were sick of the site of my current caravan at the bottom of their garden. Plus it was costing them too much to heat.

My new one is gonna be fucking amazing, was up picking it yesterday. Forgot to take photos to post but here is a pic of the same model.



As you can see it's got a BALCONY! OMG it's gonna be so sick just sitting up there in the summer with a Duvel and perhaps a lady accompanying me. CANT FUCKING WAIT.

In return I'm hoping to get my grandparents are really good gift back, anyone got any ideas?

Cheers guys,

Poker been going really good as well guys btw will post my end of year graph at the end of the year. i think some of you will be surprised as i have gotten a LOT better and ive made a lot of money this year.

The REAL PLAT

Owned a familiar face

For those of you who don't know 42carrotdonker was Razor666, one of the best regs from crypto who used to crush all the way upto £2/5, owning souls and winning rake races.
This hand happened today when I was playing some £1/2 trying to win back some losses from 10p/20p.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL THINK I MADE THIS UP BUT I SWEAR ON MY DOGS LIFE I DIDN'T.




Yeah I know this spot is kind of a cooler and fair enough he might not put me on the straight flush but I still think his play is dodgy.

SICK thing is there was no bad beat jackpot. If there was one like on interpoker (join the gay/bi team, see JPJ00 for details) Razor666 would have won at least £200,000 it's so fucking sick.

CRAZY OWNAGE

Hi guys just wanted to show you a few hands from today when I owned some regs. People have been slating my game recently and I feel i need to prove myself.

Here I keep min raising and eventually he spews off his whole stack with just A high card. LOLOLOLOL he called me a fish after as well which is the funniest part LMAO

Table info:

Seat 1: BubbaWashington ($21.20)
Seat 3: TheRealKingPlat%20')">TheRealKingPlat ($53.15)

Dealer

Seat 5: agent909 ($15.51)

Posts small blind $0.10

Seat 6: brothermouzone ($20)

Posts big blind $0.20

Seat 8: 42Carrotplonker ($20.15)

Dealt to TheRealKingPlat

Preflop: (Pot: $0.30)

RAISE BubbaWashington, to $.70
CALL TheRealKingPlat, $.70
FOLD agent909
FOLD brothermouzone
FOLD 42Carrotplonker

Flop: (Pot: $1.70)

BET BubbaWashington, $12
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $3.20
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $5.80
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $7.60
RAISE BubbaWashington, to $7.60
RAISE TheRealKingPlat, to $42.15
CALL BubbaWashington, $6.62

Turn: (Pot: $58.07)

River: (Pot: $58.07)

Showdown:

SHOWS BubbaWashington

SHOWS TheRealKingPlat

TheRealKingPlat wins the pot of $75.43

just gonna post one hand just now cos i got some shit to take care of, im thinking of starting up coaching again if anyone is interested?? gimmie a shout anyways laters

Plat strikes back!

Hi guys just a quick post to tell you all about how much money i have won and how fucking bad you all are. So the real king plat made his return to william hills 2 weeks ago with the money that he had been saving up from the council job (not picking up dog shit). deposited £200 and have turned that into well over £900 (including rackback).

That just shows you how pathetic you all are, you come on here and try to have a pop at the king... well i just gotta say.... if you come at the king, you best not miss.

check this shit out!




if i keep this up i think i might get my own place and move out from my parents house, does anyone know any lawyers or people who offer mortgages to poker playrs??

i see a lot of fish these days playin in a rediculas fashion tryin to stack the world famus Platonic. just a message to you fish cunts - you dont scare me fucking bring it on i'll bluff you on the river every day of the week cos you aint got the stones to call you bitches.

fuck the lot of you i dont even like my own blog any more

My new setup

Hi guys not posted in a while, just been too busy owning people on William Hiils, been playing some other sites as well. Made a fucking lot of money.
anyway onto my poker set up...

I have two custom built poker monitors. As soon as action is needed on a table, the table pops up and my monitor is touch sensitive. All I have to do is touch the screen in the appropriate location and I will call/fold/raise. I wear a headset and my voice recognition software can also recognize my voice in order to perform the appropriate action and bet amounts.

A background custom built program continuously runs scans of tables and adds me to waitlists automatically once a table meets predefined criteria. This program will also automatically sit me out of tables once the predefined is no longer met. Sometimes with the screen touch method, my eyes start to hurt from looking at the screen, so I use other software to play with only a keyboard or controller

I find that controllers are much easier to use than joysticks. I also have a third monitor that's not custom made, but it serves a large purpose. Whenever I voluntarily put $ in to the pot in any hand, my software will recognize that and mirror that table onto this third monitor which is mounted on the wall directly above the other two monitors. That way, I can see all of my important hands on that screen while folding my other hands. Once the hand is over, my software will recognize that and remove it from that monitor.

Hope everything is clear.